NPGoperata said:

LMAO

DANGEROUSx said:

I hope you thanked him !

THANK YOU!

How's it hangin'?

OI! TOSSAAA!

lottielooloo1968 said:

!!!!!

OI TOSSAAA! come here, don't leave me out.I've got my own KY. Please, Please>

I'd ask him if he saw Match Point and what he thought of it, since Prince is a Woody Allen fan (as stated in the 1990 Rolling Stone interview) + because Prince is a believer in God while Woody is an athiest.

darrenj said:

You could probably save him time by saying the same thing a different way. Like "How hard do you want me to suck oh lord".

darrenj said:

r u stalking mee?

SquirrelMeat said:

God has nothing to do with a good blowjob.

lottielooloo1968 said:

Sorry you feel like that. I just like making new fun friend's.

Sorry again. It won't happen again.

darrenj said:

Good point!

what's with the funky song Prince?????

.....some folks are nosy as jimmy damn durante

here, i would ask him to come on here as himself as im sure he lurks in cyberspace for fun, and tell us what he really thinks and expalin his crytic clues, title songs etc

its time prince we know ur watching!

its very safe in cyberspace - its only words and words cant really hurt you!

however facetoface i would ask him if he really is aware of the consequences of his actions and what does 3121 mean

its still unexplained yet you behave as tho we all understand? prince the only people who get you are the fans from these fan sites because we have the freedom of speech we have discussed ur many unusual ways and songs and in the lacking of real dialogue or even press releases to explain these things we have to guess based on the facts presented to us and thus myth and folklore are created, so i could say to u ur the creator of ur own fortune or indeed misfortune and if ur fans (or fams as u prefer it seems or is that a dis on the new site to the old npgmc peeps?? again im havin to guess cos u don talk to us) leave us u will be alone.
here endeth the lesson

oh and by the way:
Why is digital music dead and why are u leaving? as u claim in PFUnk?


syble loves ya music u fool! stop messin with our heads

you're all wrong lool..
i'd tell him to keep doing what he's doing..
he must be doing something right.. if he can create this much chaos haha!
i love it.. he's a genius and you know it.

NPGoperata said:

kitkatb said:

wot not a poet an no it?

kitkatb said:

what is wrong with you?

To prince you are dirt on his shoe.

He does not see us as equal human beings. He think we are beneath him and always has done

I'd tell him to kiss my stethoscope

TheGoldEXp said:

That sounds kinda kinky.....

KidaDynamite said:

It is

Can I have some guitar lessons? Pretty please with darling nikki on top???

I'd ask him if he has a big Christmas planned with a tree, presents, and the whole works.
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Mr. Prince...can u come back 2 1st Ave....and do another opening of 3121....cause that was just 2 on it!

Here's how i imagine it would go.

BSP: "Hey, man. How's it going?"

Prince: "....."

BSP: "look. you said we could have a face to face. i won't bite. let's just talk man to man. 'Kay?"

Prince: "alright."

BSP: (looks around)

BSP: "do you really need 10 security guards in the room for this? seriously. dude i'm not that much taller than you. i'm here to talk. can we lose the goons?"

Prince: (waves his hand for security to "begone")

BSP: "thanks, man. now. how did things get so out of hand?"

Prince: "i'm trying to blah blah blah artist blah blah blah internet blah blah blah jehovah blah blah blah doves blah blah blah sun blah blah blah follower blah blah blah."

BSP:

BSP: "let's try this again. dude. what's really behind you going after the fan sites? and be honest."

Prince: "people on there say things about me that i don't like, and i want it to stop."

BSP: "now. was that so hard? unfortunately, that's going to happen. you're a public figure. you've been in the limelight for most of your life, haven't you?"

Prince: "yes."

BSP: "so there's going to be people that love everything you do. there's going to be people that hate everything you do. and there's going to be a ton of people in the middle that like some of this, and hate some of that."

Prince: "but it hurts my feelings."

BSP: "i'm sure it's not an easy thing to do. to be honest, i don't know if i could deal with it. but you know what? probably a better thing to do would be to not read these things if they bother you that much."

Prince: "i suppose."

BSP: "seriously. just because i think Planet Earth is garbage, doesn't mean i don't like you as a person. it just means i don't like the album."

Prince: "but i am my music. if you don't like the album, then you don't like me."

BSP: "well, that's a pretty black and white way of looking at things. do you like everything that you've ever done?"

Prince: "YES."

BSP: "well, that might be a problem. really? like even now? like you watch Graffiti Bridge and you think....."

Prince: "it still makes me cry."

BSP: (mumbles) "well, me too but not for the same reason."

Prince: "what?"

BSP: "nothing."

BSP: "look. let's try this. you do what you did before, and create your own official home on the internet. with your own boards and chat rooms. and the people that love everything like you can go there and you can monitor them and edit out the things that hurt your feelings and you can bilk them, er i mean sell them stuff and they will buy it. and then, you can just leave these other places alone and let them do their thing."

Prince: "but i want to control everything that's said about me."

BSP: "i know you do, but you can't."

Prince: "why not?"

BSP: "because you can't get everything you want."

Prince: "sure, i can. i'm Prince. watch. hey!!! i need a purple turkey! you! go get me one!!!"

random flunky: "yes, sir. right away sir."

BSP: "okay, maybe i should re-phrase. you can try to control everything that's said about you on the internet, but in the long run you're just going to hurt yourself more."

Prince: "why's that?"

BSP: "see all of those people over there? the ones with that look on their face? believe it or not, they like you. they really do. they want you to keep on making music and doing shows. but since you've gone after these sites, they're now really angry. they don't want to buy your stuff anymore or come see you at your shows."

Prince: "why?"

BSP: "because they don't like you telling them how to think and what to do."

Prince: "why?"

BSP: "remember when you were signed to Warner Brothers, and you wanted to put out 3 albums in a year, and they told you no?"

Prince: "yeah. i didn't like that."

BSP: "well, that's how they feel."

Prince: "oh."

BSP: "see, so you gotta stop this. let them be, go create your own internet utopia and everyone can co-exist in peace. okay?"

Prince: "okay."

BSP: "thanks, for listening."

Prince: "you're welcome. thanks for explaining that to me. hey, did you like my PFUnk song?"

BSP: "i liked it better than your last 3 cd's. keep it up."

Prince: "'kay."





that would be the best case scenario situation.

ButterscotchPimp said:

Too Funny!!!

KidaDynamite said:

to clear up the confusion I'm 6'6", if i was talking 'face to face' with prince, i'd have to kneel down.

Shame on you lot.

NPGoperata said:

Oh, that's exactly why I didn't say anything!!

Are you a woman?!?!?