N.E.W.S that's a great piece of work





must not like instrumentals ... oh well to each his own

N.E.W.S that's a great piece of work

must not like instrumentals ... oh well to each his own

Dear Mr Nelson,

Topic – Cease and Desist

We at “Ear Sherriff” are representing our client Mr Squirrel Meat.

We understand that you (ergo your administrators and sheep people) control the website 3121, NPG records and have been responsible for the output of music material c. 1978-1995 and Muzac material c. 1996-2007.

Our client has received substantial injury to the ear area between the period of 1996 to 2007 (hearinafter referred to as the “libellous period”) and has no alternative but to issue you with cease and desist to musical form that can cause such distress and damage.

Our client has asked for the immediate removal from the public domain of several health threatening “songs”. Which include, but are not exclusive to:
Life O The party, Mr Goodnight, Animal Kingdom, , Silly Games, Wedding Feast, Da Da Da.

Our client also expects to receive compensation for the following:

1. The money still owed for a collapsed fanzine which you took payment for.
2. The financial difference between the retail and “1800” exclusive price for crystal ball
3. 1999, the new master (nuff said)
4. Full refunds on annual NPGMC memberships taken a month before you closed the site.
5. The 3 missing albums you took money for as part of the 2002 music club membership.
6. The terrible artwork you have been inflicting on the world in the libellous period.
7. The “gold circle” seats you sold to fans in London which had restricted view.
8. Month 10 Ahdio shows. Not just bad quality files of a new album out a few weeks later.
9. Full refund on a 21 nights in London Tee that is so thin you could trace with it.
10. 3121 the perfume. Because.
11. Get wild the perfume. Because.
12. Terrible albums from Mr L Graham and Ms C Khan.
13. Shutting down the wonderful “Controversy” magazine.
14. Shutting down the wonderful uptown.
15. NEWS
16. Selling the client “xclusives” only to release them shortly afterwards.
17. Courtin’ Time.
18. Selling aftershow tickets and not bothering to turn up.
19. Inventing a term “fam” to give the crazies an identity.
20. Threatening loyal fans who promote you to the hilt and love the music you produce.

Whilst writing, we would caution you against communicating any further correspondence or remarks to third parties that could, in any way, be construed as being libellous of Mr Squirrel Meat or that could otherwise constitute a malicious falsehood, injurious to our clients’ business interests. Similarly, we would remind you that this communication is the copyright of Ear Sheriff and, as such, any publication and / or dissemination to third parties would be actionable. Furthermore, Ear Sheriff cannot be held liable for the consequences of any such publication and / or dissemination in the event that the same originated from yourselves or parties connected to you.

Naturally and notwithstanding the foregoing, all accumulated, worldwide rights and remedies of our clients in this matter remain strictly reserved.

Yours sincerely,

EAR SHERIFF