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Thread started 11/08/07 7:21am

2the9s

PFU HAIKUS

You know the drill:
5 syllables/7syllables/5 syllables

Post 'em up!

Orgers up in arms.
Dancing babies on the run.
Where will it all end?



The Digital Mil-
lennium Copyright Act
is a piece of shit.



You can call me Prince
Or you can call me Symbol
But do it in court!



The media swarms.
At last some important news!
Iraq smoulders on...








Why must I edit?/because I can't spell for shit/That is the reason- edit
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Reply #1 posted 11/08/07 7:32am

Imago

idiot falloff
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Reply #2 posted 11/08/07 7:44am

DanceWme

9s.. lol





It's too bad for Prince
I think it will backfire
Lessons will be learned
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Reply #3 posted 11/08/07 7:47am

Imago

That Get wild Perfume,
Cant' mask the smell of hairy
Balls in Pantyhose. neutral
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Reply #4 posted 11/08/07 7:49am

DanceWme

falloff

Oh man if Prince sees
that website he is going
to be fucking mad
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Reply #5 posted 11/08/07 7:54am

Imago

Larry Graham needs to splash,
His stinky ass balls with some of,
that Get Wild Perfume.
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Reply #6 posted 11/08/07 7:56am

DanceWme

Imago said:

Larry Graham needs to splash,
His stinky ass balls with some of,
that Get Wild Perfume.

barf

Ew I just threw up
the thought of Larry's balls has
completely hurt me
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Reply #7 posted 11/08/07 7:57am

Imago

Mayte was fine as fuck,
And Mani made a decent maid,
But Prince needs Kia,


my neck, my back... music
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Reply #8 posted 11/08/07 7:57am

DanceWme

Imago said:

Mayte was fine as fuck,
And Mani mad a decent maid,
But Prince needs Kia,


my neck, my back... music

spit

9s is gonna be mad. We went all off topic
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Reply #9 posted 11/08/07 7:59am

Imago

DanceWme said:

Imago said:

Mayte was fine as fuck,
And Mani mad a decent maid,
But Prince needs Kia,


my neck, my back... music

spit

9s is gonna be mad. We went all off topic



ok ok.


Web Sheriff got game,
But what they really need is,
Getwild on their balls,
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Reply #10 posted 11/08/07 8:02am

DanceWme

what is up with u and balls
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Reply #11 posted 11/08/07 8:03am

Imago

The org made the news,
but the news can't confirm the facts,
Cause of org just froze. neutral



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Reply #12 posted 11/08/07 8:04am

DanceWme

The past few days have
been funny as hell cuz shit
hit the fan real hard
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Reply #13 posted 11/08/07 8:08am

Imago

Some fans stand with,
Prince no matter how he acts,
New Power Butt Puppets rolleyes
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Reply #14 posted 11/08/07 8:12am

Imago

This thread sucks much ass neutral
I guess thats what we get when
2the9s posts here. neutral




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Reply #15 posted 11/08/07 8:13am

DanceWme

I really do want
to know how MJ fans feel
at this point and time
lol



I dont care about
the controversy that is.
I'm not affected.




Im actually
going to go home later
and watch Purple Rain


I need to hear him say
"Answer me Motherfucker"
and do his gay spin
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Reply #16 posted 11/08/07 8:14am

Imago

DanceWme said:




I need to hear him say
"Answer me Motherfucker"
and do his gay spin


That's not very hard,
Prince does his gay spin,
Everytime he turns around.
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Reply #17 posted 11/08/07 8:15am

DanceWme

Imago said:

DanceWme said:




I need to hear him say
"Answer me Motherfucker"
and do his gay spin


That's not very hard,
Prince does his gay spin,
Everytime he turns around.

falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #18 posted 11/08/07 8:32am

RodeoSchro

If I had more time
I would write some funny ones
But I have to leave.
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Reply #19 posted 11/08/07 12:37pm

Tame

avatar

I thought Haiku's were 5 lines...


Ignore Imago
He works for KY Jelly
No peanut butter
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight...
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Reply #20 posted 11/08/07 1:09pm

2the9s

That's all the haikus?
Dancey Womb and Imago...
You guys suck some ass.
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Reply #21 posted 11/08/07 1:12pm

sexxydancer

I love u sweet Prince
The sexxydancer's still here
Go on tour next year! lol
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Reply #22 posted 11/08/07 1:12pm

DanceWme

2the9s said:

That's all the haikus?
Dancey Womb and Imago...
You guys suck some ass.

lol
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Reply #23 posted 11/08/07 1:14pm

2the9s

Feeling in the air...
Big changes are a comin'!
Search engine ahoy!
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Reply #24 posted 11/08/07 1:17pm

2the9s

Will this site, Prince.org
Get a more accurate name?
Like "Imago'sballs"

...ummm. dot org.
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Reply #25 posted 11/08/07 6:35pm

Imago

Tame said:

I thought Haiku's were 5 lines...


Ignore Imago
He works for KY Jelly
No peanut butter

lol
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Reply #26 posted 11/08/07 6:35pm

Imago

2the9s said:

That's all the haikus?
Dancey Womb and Imago...
You guys suck some ass.

falloff



brick
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Reply #27 posted 11/11/07 9:54pm

2the9s

The rules of Prince.org
State that you shouldn't bump threads.
But this deserves it.


PFUnk is the jam!
It's like from the olden days,
pre-Sonny Bono.


What must P. think now?
"Send lawyers, guns, and money,
get me out of here!"


There once was a sheriff named Web
Whose hat was too small for his head.
Many letters he sent
Til his cred was done spent
And his career was effectively dead.
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Reply #28 posted 11/11/07 10:02pm

darrenj

Imago said:

2the9s said:

That's all the haikus?
Dancey Womb and Imago...
You guys suck some ass.

falloff



brick


Imago, I love U, because your such a stupid TWAT.

Prince loves you.

cool
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Reply #29 posted 11/11/07 10:07pm

BobGeorge909

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prince is such an ass
thinks our heads he can piss on
but...no buy record, broke
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