Dear Mr Nelson,

Topic – Cease and Desist

We at “Ear Sherriff” are representing our client Mr Squirrel Meat.

We understand that you (ergo your administrators and sheep people) control the website 3121, NPG records and have been responsible for the output of music material c. 1978-1995 and Muzac material c. 1996-2007.

Our client has received substantial injury to the ear area between the period of 1996 to 2007 (hearinafter referred to as the “libellous period”) and has no alternative but to issue you with cease and desist to musical form that can cause such distress and damage.

Our client has asked for the immediate removal from the public domain of several health threatening “songs”. Which include, but are not exclusive to:
Life O The party, Mr Goodnight, Animal Kingdom, , Silly Games, Wedding Feast, Da Da Da.

Our client also expects to receive compensation for the following:

1. The money still owed for a collapsed fanzine which you took payment for.
2. The financial difference between the retail and “1800” exclusive price for crystal ball
3. 1999, the new master (nuff said)
4. Full refunds on annual NPGMC memberships taken a month before you closed the site.
5. The 3 missing albums you took money for as part of the 2002 music club membership.
6. The terrible artwork you have been inflicting on the world in the libellous period.
7. The “gold circle” seats you sold to fans in London which had restricted view.
8. Month 10 Ahdio shows. Not just bad quality files of a new album out a few weeks later.
9. Full refund on a 21 nights in London Tee that is so thin you could trace with it.
10. 3121 the perfume. Because.
11. Get wild the perfume. Because.
12. Terrible albums from Mr L Graham and Ms C Khan.
13. Shutting down the wonderful “Controversy” magazine.
14. Shutting down the wonderful uptown.
15. NEWS
16. Selling the client “xclusives” only to release them shortly afterwards.
17. Courtin’ Time.
18. Selling aftershow tickets and not bothering to turn up.
19. Inventing a term “fam” to give the crazies an identity.
20. Threatening loyal fans who promote you to the hilt and love the music you produce.

Whilst writing, we would caution you against communicating any further correspondence or remarks to third parties that could, in any way, be construed as being libellous of Mr Squirrel Meat or that could otherwise constitute a malicious falsehood, injurious to our clients’ business interests. Similarly, we would remind you that this communication is the copyright of Ear Sheriff and, as such, any publication and / or dissemination to third parties would be actionable. Furthermore, Ear Sheriff cannot be held liable for the consequences of any such publication and / or dissemination in the event that the same originated from yourselves or parties connected to you.

Naturally and notwithstanding the foregoing, all accumulated, worldwide rights and remedies of our clients in this matter remain strictly reserved.

Yours sincerely,

EAR SHERIFF

HOLY CRAP.

DO IT!

BE AN HERO!

Dauphin said:

Sent!

wow!

m3taverse said:

I knew you'd appreciate that!

Shut up Squirrel you're pain in d'eyes

Right on !

SquirrelMeat said:

pplrain said:

I know babe, sorry!

Can we print and mail this to someone???

SquirrelMeat said:

Fuckin' shit.

Made my night.

Wow how creative. You must have rode that short yellow bus to school.Douche

Ps, Its funny how you named all of that shit but you continued to keep on buying and joining. You tell me who's the fool.

Bull said:

Well, as you describe yourself as a hardcore fanm I guess you must have been buying all this "shit".

So the fool must be you!

Yes, I bought it all but I'm not the one complaining you are. I will continue to buy Prince music with no strings attached, just like I come to these sites with no strings attached. Prince doesn't owe me anything just like this site dooesn't owe me anything. This site has rules that we have to follow and many of us do but many more in my guess don't. Prince has rules that I no for a fact many people don't follow. You have to have rules in to maintain some kind of order. So again if you don't want to buy Prince music don't.But you kind of come across as a fool when you name many things that your unhappy about purchasing and you continue to buy. You will continue to go to the concerts and buy the music so just take this with a grain of salt and keep it moving.

Bull said:

Did you pay for that "shit" (your desciption not mine) with your sense of humour??

Seems so!

excellent!! lol

Isn't a libellous period what Wendy was going thru when she told Prince that she & Lisa wouldn't put a dark cloud over him?
(At least as was suggested by Doctor Fink's line.)

MR squirrel meat

wonnerful stuff!

Courtin' Time is an outstanding track...i'm being serious.

Shit meaning material not meaning bad. Shit, stuff, material, music whatever word you would like to use. Your reaching so bad to try to be negative. I liked 90% of that stuff, and again I'm not the one complaining.

SquirrelMeat said:

EAR EAR

WOLFY

SquirrelMeat said:

do you have an inclusive (for the moment) list of all the songs fitting in the above category
if not, please note your source, as i would be greatly interested in more info.

Damn! Can't wait to see that credit on the credit card bill!

That is awesome! Good job. Please let us know how this turns out.

N.E.W.S that's a great piece of work





must not like instrumentals ... oh well to each his own