I watched Purple Rain again and it dawned on me that Prince is Superman's distant relative. Real talk.

Consider his extraterrestrial rockin skills. If a Kryptonian birth matrix landed in Minneapolis instead of Kansas, the difference in sunlight could cause a different power set.

His father possessed similar skills but hid them, claiming he never wrote anything down. Lies, because Prince found his sheet music later, credited "Francis L." Superman's family name is El; Kal-El, Jor-El, etc.

The only person who could beat Prince up was his own Kryptonian pops. Both possessed a mean pimp hand. Francis L. shot himself in the face at point blank range and lived.

The last bit of proof is in Prince's super-ventriloquism skills. Only a superhuman can use a puppet that good. Or bag Appolonia.

Real talk.

TheSmyrk said:

So is Morris Day to Prince what Lex Luther is to Superman? and what about the whole green rock/purple rock thing.

lexstarr said:

Precisely. And Apples was Lana Lang.

and they both have a symbol thats their own the club is like the talon and if you tried to cut prince's hair the sissors would break.

Oooooohhhhh!!!! See!! That's why I come to the Prince board. Cats is observant.

they both like walking around with their underpants visible

Morris Day also set up in a warehouse to work on his evil plan to train people, making sure their shoes weren't too tight in the process, so that he could get rid of the kid once and for all. I'm nearly sure Lex Luther dabbled in such devious plans too.

:nod been sayin' this for years

dang, Prince needs to put out some b-side types or something.

I see some real thinkin' out the box here...lol

Paisley Park is the Fortress of solitude...

..... are kryptonite?...
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What about the mild mannered disguise?

wildgoldenhoney said:

when he dressed as Bryant Gumbel...

lexstarr said:

You don't know how right you are.

http://www.supermanhomepa...hope-mercy

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...rcy_Graves

theghostoftonym said:

Yeah, and he likes to wear capes too.

oh lawd