Last night was a warm summer so I decided to step out onto the deck, wearing nothing but my Diamonds & Pearls. All of a sudden a little bit of Controversy popped into my Dirty Mind ... Lightheaded from the warm and misty night I imagined I was chillin in the back of his Little Red Corvette. I leaned against him and whispered in his ear, "Hey Princey baby, Let's Pretend We're Married". And he said ...

"Girl", I wanna do "It" all night long until eye make U "Cream" again and again and again.

Irresistable Bitch, Come, Now!

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[This message was edited Fri Oct 11 19:10:25 PDT 2002 by thebumpsquad]

Y is it that eye came back 2 the org again?

SweeTea said:

and he said... Baby you know you make my sun shine.
The Future looks bright for us. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Lets...

[This message was edited Fri Oct 11 19:17:30 PDT 2002 by LaVisHh]

No, don't say another word, just "Take Me With You"..., wait, you're "18 & Over" right? Be "An Honest Man" then "Tell Me How U Wanna B Done"

Wait...hold up, Girl U need pussy control.
Throwing that poom poom all up on ME...whats wrong wit ya...just enjoy the Ride...I like it slow.
and when its over there is always Joy N repetition.

Wow... tis like porn

"Hold it right that shorty". "While I cover yo a.. w/ this sheet and you better pump yo hips like you use to and not miss a beat." "Scandalous". "Anything you ever dream of I'm willing to be". "Let me take you around the World". Then we can, "Break It Down, SSSssshhh"!

And he said... Eye Hate U! How Come U Don't Call Me Anymore? Don't Play Me, woman!!!

And he said... What's it like inside your Tamborine? Soft & Wet? Mmm, I Like It There. Come On, One Kiss at a Time. It's Gonna Be a Beautiful Night...

I suck @ this...

And he said...My name is Prince, Now Do Me Baby

And he said... "Billy Jack Bitch"... "Do Urself A Favor"... "Gett Off" it.

And he said... "Acknowledge Me", "My Name is Prince" and your livin' in a "Dream Factory".

Hey baby, this is "America", so thank God that you are "Free". Baby you know it's "Automatic", with that rump shaking you do "All the Critic Love You in New York". I just can't help myself baby, I'm "Delirious"!!!

In All My Dreams I could've never imagined that the Slow Love we make together could be like this. But Just as Long As We're Together, in this Space and time, the Love we Make Sweet Baby, will last Forever in my Life, and you can Trust me on that!

and she said Fuck U Had U

and he said but "Baby I'm A Star"! Damn, those "Beautiful One's" always mash the picture, always every time...

Hold up, you "Sexy MF!!" If "You've got the time baby, I've got the ride" because that's what this marriage will be all about, do be prepared cuz "I can't hold back" and you will definetly will never want to divorce me becuz you "Irresitable Bitch, Insatiable's my name when it comes to you!" So, "Darling Nikki", you wanna get married in the "Purple Rain" or the "Blue Light"?

I tried my best!

RaneStarr said:

roflmao

EverlastingNow said:

The best one so far!

17 Days later, and a Horny Pony came along and killed them both. Once the two of them had been taken away, the Empty Room that was left became a shrine. Chaos and Disorder ensued as Friends, Lovers, Sisters, Mothers and Wives gathered in the Space that had been left by their passing. 'Come and pay your respects' The One friend said to someone who had travelled Around The World In A Day to be there, but the Girl had far too many bad memories of their Strange Relationship to be able to go into the room. As she stood there, someone else ran into the room like he was in a Race - it was the Prettyman. He had been in a state of Shockadelica since he had heard of the tragedy, and had sworn in the name of God that he would find out who had killed his SexyMF. She was now Free of all her problems, but he still wanted revenge. Why had she left him so suddenly? 'It's Gonna Be Lonely' he said to himself, the thoughts going Round and Round in his head as to what to do next. Then, he hit upon The Plan - he would go to the Arboretum and wait for the killer. There was no way he was going to let the Horny Pony Escape the Electric Chair, so he had to do The Work and carry out justice himself. The more he thought about the Good Love that he and his Girl had had together, the more of a Man O War he felt. Soon, the time came;

'I Hate U' he told the murderous member of the Animal Kingdom when they first set eyes on each other. The Horny Pony stared at him Now, making the Prettyman feel even more angry. This was it. Now he could Right the Wrong and get revenge for his Girl.
'The Human Body is weak' he told the Horny Pony 'But the Spirit is strong and I was going to let you live, but I'm Damned If I Do'.
And with a Gangster Glam Style, he shot the creature.
'I Dig U Better Dead' he whispered over the animal, as the Last Heart beat sounded.

He went Strollin' away, knowing that the Horny Pony would never Comeback.

In the "Everlasting Now", it was as if they were in a "Dream Factory". They even witnessed "Da Bang!" And through the fading smoke there appeared a "Love Sign". She & he relived the love of a thousand lifetimes. But little did they know that "1+1+1=3". The Mother of all Creation well "She Gave Her Angels" unto them and spoke into their hearts saying "When 2 R In Love" nothing, not even the Horny Porny can stop your "Positivity". Now look she said into my "Crystal Ball" look and see she said, there are many on Earth with "Conditions of the Heart". I want you to use "The Ladder" return to Earth and commit "Sexual Suicide". Let no one deter you. And to their spirits she said now go and "Make Yo Mommy Happy" Poom Poom!!!