Prince had just finished his 21 day tour in the UK. He was aboard his private streamjet heading back to the US. He had settled back in his seat and sipping some excellent herbal tea when the pilot announced:

"Due to mechnical difficutlies, will have to make an unscheduled landing. There is no danger, we just need to set down at the nearest airpost in..."

Well, I'm sure there are plenty of wings helping to escort the plane safely.

littlemissG said:

paris.prince was very happy cuz hes been wanting some french cheese,baguette, with cherrie tomatos all week and secretly a ham tartine. after landing in paris paparazi were everywhere....he was so mad cause he was once again photographed with his flip flops and hello kitty socks on.damnit he said to himself! he grabbed chelsea's hand and they hurried inside trying to evade the paparazi.suddenly he said"shit! i forgot something on the plane girl...." "what is it?" its my....

.....big ass sunglasses. Girl u know I cant go nowhere without them. Now come on. Just as they were about to go get the glasses he heard a paparazi shout.....
[Edited 9/23/07 13:26pm]

DanceWme said:

hey, prince come on give us a smile!" he ends up giving them the finger....and cleasea is running to the plane in just her nylons barefoot...like shes runnin from a bat or something.prince shouts back to the paprazi..."yo...
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[Edited 9/23/07 13:27pm]

"YO! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"
The crowd of paprazi fall back as Prince whips out his....

littlemissG said:

Big ass afro pick and feathered his hair! Prince: What did ya'll think, that I had a gun? I don't do weapons, I do women. Why are ya'll acting so crazy, you...you not crazy I'm the one that's crazy don't play like dat, I'll kick yo ass. As the girl ran off of the plane with the sunglasses Prince grabbed her hand and they ran into a jazzy little cafe where.....

KidaDynamite said:

...they see the Twinz digging into a huge black forest cake, the Twinz look up and start crying as Prince gives them this dirty look... he then says "damn, why do you have to do that, ur ass is only going to get fat".. they then put the fork down and run out of the cafe followed closely by the waiter who screams...

pplrain said:

"But what about the big break you promised!?" The Twinz yell back "Tamar, you had your chance" and they disappear into a cafe down the road. Prince, realizing it's Tamar, quickly...

anon said:

flees, leaving behind, a glass slipper. Tamar thinks to herself "Damn, This was supposed to be my Cinderella story" but knowing that Prince very recently decreed himself to be the only Prince and Princess in all the land, she decides it best to...

anon said:

keep the glass slipper but prince realizes he paid a grip for that shit at CHANEL and hes NOT leaving it behind.."honey,i think you have something that belongs to me...ehem..." "Prince!" tamar shouts..."i know who i am heffa now gimmie my shoe!"....tamar looks down and thinks for a second and then she...

Christopher said:

Grabs it, throws it down onto the floor, smashing it to pieces. She then throws herself down in the opposite direction and has a complete hissy fit on the floor. Prince gives her 'that look' before stepping over her to get to the...

Yellow Pages to find shoe stores.
"Since we're going to be here a while let pick up some Parisan heels."

Chelsea, "You don't need the book Princey I know where to go."

They group is limo driven through Paris until they reach what looks like a run down warehouse. Chelsea reassures Prince that this is the place, and they enter. Prince is left speechless when he sees....
[Edited 9/24/07 9:55am]

littlemissG said:

Dez Dickerson behind the counter.

Through the rows and rows of boots, shoes and handbags, he turns to chelsea and says...

myfavorite said:

"I can't believe Dez working in this run down Chanel warehouse... guess what is behind that fine ass label.... , Oh! I see some glass slippers here..OK found my size here!"
Then he looks at Chelsea.."Look what I found for Mani, do you think this gift will bring Mani back?" Chelsea give him a dirty look and is about to smack him upside his head with a six inch heeled boot!
She then screams at him and says...

"For Jehovah's sake P, leave that leeching bitch alone! Didn't you see those photos of you and her on the org - you were looking tired and drained of the will to live... it's me you want, look at the necklace around my neck - it's made from your symbol and my initials, I love you, you wrote a song about me, pleeeaaassse!!!" Prince looks into her eyes and says...

MrsGoodnight said:

Prince: Baby...
baby, I wrote that song about a butt like a leather seat...you just happened to be attached to it.

Chelsea: (steam slowly begins to emanate from her nostrils and ears) Darling...(her voice deepens) there's another song you wrote about me. You just didn't know it at the time.

Before his eyes, Chelsea grows in height & width and her skin is now glowing a fiery vermilion red "No Fury like a woman scorned" plays through Princes mind as the soundtrack to his life flashing before him. He shields himself with the thickest purses within arms reach. As she lunges towards him, she is intercepted by...

Apollonia on The Kid's bike! She's wearing Princes symbol guitar, she grabs it and thwacks Chelsea full in the face with a satisfying 'THUNK BUDOOOIIIING' noise. Prince looks on aghast and says 'I love you baby, but not like I loved that guitar!'. He picks up 3 pairs of Gucci shoes and an Armani manbag and stalks over to the cashpoint. He looks up and is astonished to see...

MrsGoodnight said:

...Michael Jackson behind the counter hee-hee!
Micheal says to him "hey there Prince, I am moonwalking...er.. I mean...moonlighting here for now... but are you interested in starring in my new video, now that we look almost alike?" Prince asks "Yeah, sure, I would like to give you a hand up, considering all the bad publicity you just went through". Michael says, "Gee thanks Prince, I love you!... and oh, by the way my new single is ~~Straight up your butt is mine!~~ let me know when you are ready." Prince seeing red now and whispers to Appollonia .....

"Apples get me out of here!", and hops on the back of her back. Appollonia pedals like a mad woman singing all the way to the airport.

"I put him on the back of my bike
and we pedal to the run way
He wasn't too young
put he looked mighty sweet anyway."

Princes jumps off the bike in front of his plane and leaps up the stairs two at a time. Appollonia was too winded to follow. The door closes behind Prince then a little Spanish man appears with a tray and offers him....

littlemissG said:

a rum & coke.apollonia wants nothing cause shes on a diet.the little man asks if he can have prince sign his copy of purple rain...prince is a bit flabbergasted cause its a bootleg of purple rain with a picture of him from the d&p era is how princes face looks...he says to the little man sure ill sign it.and apollonia will 2....you got a pen?

Prince writes in his best long hand:

Tattoo,
Thanks for the drinks on De Plane, De Plane.
Love4oneanother,
Prince

The grin fades from the little spanish man's face. His eyes glow with eerie light. Prince feels chills running down his spine because....

littlemissG said:

he felt like doing the bird...he was wondering where that music was coming from!? it was tony m in the back gettin cold stupid funky fresh bowwwy!...he was cooking and attending on the plane and jamming to the bird..

yo,prince! check me out man....i added a new step to the bird... prince watches tonys new dance and gets up to join him cause it looks like fun. apollonia drinks his rum and coke...and eats all his food while hes doing "the bird 2007" just then his phone goes off its...

Christopher said:

...Me, Mrs Goodnight demanding to know where the hell my plane is - "The limosine has picked me up and taken me to the airport but the private jet and the accompanying Spanish man, complete with wine and moet are nowhere in sight - I'm stood here freezing my butt off wanting my choice of three dresses! You asked me on this date dammit, the least you could do is TURN UP!" Realisation dawns on Prince, he sags his shoulders and groans "Ooooh no! I'm so sorry baby but there was this thing with Chelsea and Appollonia and then that freak Micheal Jackson turned up and in all the drama I completely forgot...". Prince has a decision, does he go back for her (me) or does he carry on home - he thinks for a second and says "Listen...."

MrsGoodnight said:

i feel like doing the bird again....hold up! brb

"Be Right Back! That...that little twit! I'll fix his little silver jet."

Mrs. Goodnight hung up and called someone else. she was soon smiling.

"Hello.....Hellooo? She hung up!" Prince was disappointed but another idea had occured to him. He pressed an intercom button and said, "Pilot, take me to....

Prince was meet on the undisclosed tropic island by his personal assistant. I her ususal efficient manner put Prince wishes into motion. As he slauntered to the juice bar he saw a very attractive woman. He summoned his security chief to check her out. He waited somewhat anxiously for several minutes, until his chief reported.

Chief, "I got her glass and ran her fingerprints, no criminal record,unmarried, employed.

Prince smiled to himself and as the chief to ask her to join him. She gladly accepted.

She stood before him and said, "I your biggest fan Mr. Nelson! I remember when For You came out! I was blown away!!"

Prince, "You remember For You?"

"YES!!!"

"How old are you?"

"Well....the same age you are."

"THE CRYPT KEEPER!!"

Prince jumped up and ran as fast as he three inch heels would allow. Prince ran to a beach hut, leaned against the door, panted, and reflected on his narrow escape. While he caught his breath....
[Edited 9/29/07 21:32pm]

littlemissG said:

he had a freshly cut chilled coconut juice.and a beef jerkey treat.he wanted to escape but didnt know how. (cue-wendy and lisa asking him to listen to a song the just wrote)