Providing you take it all as tongue in cheek and not seriously, this is sooooo funny....check it out!!! :-

http://uncyclopedia.org/w...8artist%29

Pigg is that you?!

ROFL! "Prince That Skinny Moth....." Haha! I love their descriptions of people! Thanks for posting this!

wlcm2thdwn said:

Who the hell is Pigg??

NPGDiva said:

No probs...is not exactly flattering to the man, but I think he'd enjoy the humour in there himself so I thought it would be okay posting it.So many funny bits in there!!!!

Had to post this little extract from the Concert/Tours section...


Parade Tour:
This tour consisted of Prince & Jerome Benton doing stand-up comedy in the style of Abbott & Costello. They appeared on stage backed only by Bobby Z, who was there solely to provide a "badum-TISH" after each one of their punchlines. The opening act was Lisa Coleman performing dykey stand-up in the style of Sandra Bernhard. The tour was not well-received.

xperience319 said:[quote]


Dig if you will the picture!

LAMOOOOO

"He is not a woman. He's not a man. He is something that you'll never understand"


im guessing who ever wrote this is a prince fan

I read that Uncyclopedian garbage...so be it...If that kind of junk can
exist, so can this statement....It isn't funny, It's stupid. Thank you.
number two, I guess my favorite Prince line would be...Love Come quick, and
although I know that Prince has some good friends, there seeems to be quite a
few peices of bacteria that enjoy printing negative articles....And as long
as I'm nearby, I'm gonna wrap my wings around him. True Comedy does not
attack someones character....Superficiality is several layers on some
people.
[Edited 9/6/07 6:26am]

Tame said:

Anyone got a spare sense of humour they don't need anymore????

Tame said:

Ouch. When God was about to give you a sense of humour when he created you, he must've gotten interrupted by a phone call.

Thanks for the post! Funny stuff!~

There were a couple of things that i found to be humorous, certainly not all of it, but in a few things there is a true innocence of innocent and well meant humor,some of it is mean though and i hate the mean parts.

Even though I love him, my favorite name for him was "The Fartest Ordinarily Known as Prince".

ReginaCarman said:

I think Prince is a reasonable bloke....and like most big celebrities there are two Princes; the man, and the public image. I thought all the comments in there were of the mickey-take variety all levelled at the public image of Prince. I didn't read any comments attacking Prince as a man purely for the fact that no one really knows what he's like. He quite sensibly keeps that side of himself private...so I don't see how anyone can attack something they know nothing about (because Prince keeps it all to himself). I think Prince would probably be the first one to enjoy a good joke at the expense of the public image he has created for himself. Indeed, he has already poked fun at himself in a number of instances. And if the main man himself can enjoy a joke at his own expense, I'm sure we can have a guilt free chuckle to.
[Edited 9/6/07 7:31am]

wow... that's just plain hilarious!

I love the section of "records broken"... a lot of that is actually pretty accurate (he says MF around 35x in "Sexy MF", I counted)

and the whole "special powers" thing... I believe it.
Hypnosis... have been under it 4 7 months now

Quite a bit of it is accurate... but when it came to the banter about his contemporaries/friends... not so much.

I think a few months earlier, I wouldn't have appreciated this as much. I'm not so much into inaccuracies about him... but I think thanx to him, I've at least developed a sense of humor.

I had to stop reading the uncyclopedia because I was laughing sooo hard and I'm at work. I can't wait to read the rest later.
Too d*** funny!
Thanks for posting!!

Funniest thing I've read in a while. I love it.

My favorite section:
The "Prince? That Skinny Motherfucker With The High Voice?" Hall Of Fame

Despite Prince's finely honed skills at pissing people off, stabbing them in the back or generally treating them like shit, it is in fact quite possible to maintain a long relationship with the man and still retain every single little bit of your dignity. Generally, to do so requires the associate to be three things: a) musically talented beyond belief, b) cooler than a freezer burn, and c) capable of treading the fine line between putting up with Prince's shit and not putting up with Prince's shit. The only three individuals to accomplish this so far are Sheila E, Rosie Gaines and Eric Leeds. Take a bow, ladies. Sheena Easton has also managed to stay on his good side, but never had any dignity to lose in the first place.

OUCH.....Nominees for best writers are.

Most of this was quite fun to read!

This is most definately the funniest thing i have ead in a looooong time classic