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Reply #60 posted 09/15/07 2:57pm

SexyBeautifulO
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What have I done? Is it really this bad? Maybe I SHOULD have read those paper thingies , my minions kept bringing me before putting my name on them.

Is this why I have no fans left? Because of these silly lawsuits?

Londell: Well, yeah!! That's what you wanted isn't it? Hell I've built 10 mansions on all that money I've made from you on those silly lawsuits over the years!

Now you've got no one left but me and...
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Reply #61 posted 09/15/07 3:09pm

littlemissG

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Larry and Beyonce.

Prince had a great idea on how to make thing right. He ran from the room to his car and quickly phoned Larry, then Beyonce on his cell. He gave them instructs on where to meet him. He would talk a trip back, back way back and make things as the should be, as they would have been if not for all those silly lawsuits.

Prince parked his car at the edge of a large wooded area. Larry was already there with his raft. Beyonce showed up in cut-off denims and her hair in pigtails. Together they entered the swiftly flowing rapids when suddenly...

Prince, Larry, and Beyonce
On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids
It struck their tiny raft.
And plunged them down a thousand feet below.

To the Land of the Lost.
To the Land of the Lost.
To the Land of the Lost.
No More Haters on the Internet.
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