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Reply #30 posted 09/03/07 9:11am

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Christopher said:

"ok boo im back....i got you some chicken enchildas and extra salsa and a cajun salad for myself plus two lemonades from hot dog on a stick.... mmm mmm mmmm! it all looks so good boy!" suddenly prince looks at the food then beyonce the food...then beyonce... and says "chicken!? i dont eat meat eye eye" ...knowing she really fucked up..."awww SHITTT!" a terrifed beyonce quips...and



commences in stuffing her face with the greasy chicken enchildas to remove them from Prince's sight....along with her own cajun salad. "MMMM, chicken," B mumbles with a mouth full of grilled barnyard goodness. Prince gives B that look; ya know the one he gave that girl in the "Black Sweat" video when she was screaming, and goes back to listening to his IPod and playing with the Build-A-Bear he made for Britney. "I think Britney will love this bear," sighs Prince. "U should have made him anatomically correct so she wouldn't get bored with him in 5 minutes, u know she has a short attention span," replied B as bits of cajun salad fell from her greasy, enchilada cheese covered lips..."HAHAHA". Prince rolls his eyes at her as he takes a sip of his lemonade. "Shut up! I'm all the anatomy that she needs," yells Prince. "And besides, the bear would look funny as a tri-pod; it's not that big to be holding as much girth as I have," snickered Prince. "I highly doubt that your girth is that great, considering the bear is taller than you and it's in a sitting position...HAHAHA LOL," laughs B as she suddenly starts to cough and then choke on her salad/enchilada mixture. "Lawd, woman, didn't yo momma teach u not to talk with yo mouth full....lean over that chair and Heimlich yourself for that stupid comment...don't worry, I'll make sure u don't die," says Prince with cell phone in hand ready to dial 911. Beyonce leans over the chair in an attempt to save her own life when Justin Timberlake runs over to help her. He gives her the Heimlich manuever and B is able to breath again. "Thank U soo much Justin. You saved my life," replied B as she gave Justin a huge hug. "No problem. I always try to help a lady in distress," smiles Justin. As B is cleaning the sputtered up food particles from her dress, Justin leans over and whispers to Prince, "Man, I just got to cope a feel and I got a hug from Beyonce all at the same time." "Why the hell r u talking to me?" sneered Prince as he looked at Justin's big stupid grin. Justin replied.....
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Reply #31 posted 09/03/07 9:47am

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sneered Prince as he looked at Justin's big stupid grin. Justin replied.....


"I got somthang for ya in this box."

Prince looked down and saw Justin had a pretty gift box tied with a red ribbon seemingly floating below his waist.

"It's really special Prince, open it!" Justin said giving Prince a wink.

Prince....
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Reply #32 posted 09/03/07 10:01am

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"IT'S A DICK IN A BOX!!!!", Justin croons. Prince looks at him like confused .
"Really, I thought that was either a catepillar or your pinky finger. No wonder Britney cheated on you," laughed Prince. "Britney may have cheated on me, but I got your band and u know what, they like 'Future Sex/Love Sounds'," sang Justin. B looks at them as they are about to go to blows and says.....
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Sunset: April 21, 2016
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Reply #33 posted 09/03/07 2:25pm

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"Who the hell is that I see????"



Prince, Ted Nuggent, and everyone else turn around and behind them, they see this:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...oUidwxIN_w

Prince watched the entire scene unfold and replied, saying ".....
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Reply #34 posted 09/03/07 6:51pm

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"He's right u gotta b somebody or u'll b somebody's fool!! Do ya understand Justin, Ted? DO YA!!"

Justin Timberlake and Ted Nugent thought and thought.

Justin, "Maybe whipping your ass on the charts isn't enough, I...I gotta also make good music. YESSS! That's it!" But how?

Prince, "How you ask? Well I'll answer ur question. First u take ur hits and monkey around with them, like remove the sexual references. Then you can change them up in every concert you know, give them a latin beat 1 night, and make them jazzy or rock the next. Then do lots of covers to prove u can do anything or anyone and do it better.

Justin thought some more, but made the mistake of stepping in front of Ted who....
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Reply #35 posted 09/03/07 6:55pm

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Okay, totally straying from the story thread here, but I just have to say that Mr. T had to have the most expensive neck brace I have ever seen. How the hell was he able to turn his head is beyond my understanding....oh, and he soo made the Mohawk cool; I don't care what anybody says hmph! lol
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Reply #36 posted 09/04/07 8:32am

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Justin stepped out in front of Ted Nuggent, who for no reason at all, stripped off all of Timberlake's clothes, underwear included, turned him around and bent him over screaming, "Holy shit, you got yourself a wang-dang, sweeeeet poontang, Boi!"

The spectators sat in horror as they watched the scene unfold in front of them.

Prince, feeling a bit sick to his stomach, backed away slowly out of the room, and found himself in a long hallway that was dimly lit.

He walked down the hallway as quickly as he could, careful not to make to much noise with the clicking of heels on the marble floor. "Lawd, I wish I wore my soft sole black sandals and white socks today" Prince whispered to himself.

He saw a door appraoching him on the left side of the hall way, and tested the doorknob to see if it would open. Thankfully, it swung open without any hesitation.

When he entered the room, a small gong noise went off followed by a Japanese Kioto tune. He was in some type of office that resembled the thrown room of Emperor Palpatine from the StarWars movies.

In front of him was a huge black desk, and a large chair facing away, it's inhabitant watching the view outside a large window on what appeared to be some type of skyrise overlooking a city Prince found vaguley familiar.

The chair spun around to reveal Quincy Jones.

"Good evening Prince, " Quincy said in a soft but forceful tone.

From behind him stepped another figure, one he recognized well....
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Reply #37 posted 09/04/07 11:13am

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It was Diane Ross. Prince cross the room to greet the Diva, and felt horror building with every step.
Stank at 20 feet, Thought Prince, She's been preserved like an Egyptian mummy.

Diana, "Hello Prince. I loved your Superbowl performance! You might remember mine, I had a helicopter."

Prince, "The Boss! I saw you on American Idol, just great! Uh...Can I ask where you got that fab red boa?"

Diana, " Oh Honey, you can have it!"

"Excuse me", interrupted Quincey, "we have important matters to discuss such as..."
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littlemissG said:

It was Diane Ross. Prince cross the room to greet the Diva, and felt horror building with every step.
Stank at 20 feet, Thought Prince, She's been preserved like an Egyptian mummy.

Diana, "Hello Prince. I loved your Superbowl performance! You might remember mine, I had a helicopter."

Prince, "The Boss! I saw you on American Idol, just great! Uh...Can I ask where you got that fab red boa?"

Diana, " Oh Honey, you can have it!"

"Excuse me", interrupted Quincey, "we have important matters to discuss such as..."


"...Michael's next comeback," he said. "We've been trying to bring him back for years, but as you can tell we haven't been so successful."

Prince scoffed. "Yeah? Well, what you want me to do about it?"

"We were thinking of having you two finally performing Bad together on the next season of American Idol. The public would love it, and Michael would be back on top after that kind of publicity."

Prince just shook his head and told Quincy...
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Reply #39 posted 09/04/07 4:40pm

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RUHip2TheJive said:

littlemissG said:

It was Diane Ross. Prince cross the room to greet the Diva, and felt horror building with every step.
Stank at 20 feet, Thought Prince, She's been preserved like an Egyptian mummy.

Diana, "Hello Prince. I loved your Superbowl performance! You might remember mine, I had a helicopter."

Prince, "The Boss! I saw you on American Idol, just great! Uh...Can I ask where you got that fab red boa?"

Diana, " Oh Honey, you can have it!"

"Excuse me", interrupted Quincey, "we have important matters to discuss such as..."


"...Michael's next comeback," he said. "We've been trying to bring him back for years, but as you can tell we haven't been so successful."

Prince scoffed. "Yeah? Well, what you want me to do about it?"

"We were thinking of having you two finally performing Bad together on the next season of American Idol. The public would love it, and Michael would be back on top after that kind of publicity."

Prince just shook his head and told Quincy...

i'd rather re-enact the "Thieves in the Temple" scene from Graffiti Bridge to show Michael how it's really done.

Quincy, what would I look like being on stage with someone who looks like Sheila E's mother?

How about this, why don't I send him to the purple room with my twins and give them an hour.

And when they all come out....
I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince.
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Reply #40 posted 09/04/07 6:44pm

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And when they all come out....


Maybe Michael's speaking voice will be an octave lower than it was before and his skin and face will morph back into what they looked like back when he was in the Jackson 5", laughed Prince. Quincy looks at Prince. "Now Prince, why don't u help Mike out? He did name two of his sons after u," smiled Quincy. "Nooo, he named his sons 'Prince' because A) He thinks he's the 'King of Pop' and 2) Well, let's just say it, Mike was 'touched' as a child, by who I don't know, but that kinda stuff really fucks up kids ya know. Either way, that man/woman/creature just ain't right, Quincy," Prince replied. Quincy looks at Prince and scratches his chin. "Well, you could always just do a reality show together...shoot, look at the two Coreys. They're making it happen," smiled Quincy. "We were never friends, Mr. Jones," frowned Prince. "Man, I loved that 'Lost Boys' movie. The two Coreys," Quincy says more to himself than Prince as a big smile spread across his face...."they were soo good in that 'License to Drive' film too. Did u see that one, Prince?" Prince looks at Quincy like this: confused "C'mon, Prince, do the reality show. It will be fun," grins Quincy. Prince thinks about it and says.....
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Reply #41 posted 09/04/07 8:50pm

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"I'll do it if and only if I can test Michael. He must answer my scared six question wisely. Secondly, he must pass a test of endurance and dedication. Lastly, he must show himself to be a man among men. Then and only then, can he prove himself worthy."

Quince and Diana looked at each other and said, "HE'S F*CKED!!"

Prince, "Well, don't say I didn't offer."

Prince pressed another button....
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Reply #42 posted 09/05/07 8:50pm

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Prince found himself in his own bedroom. The soft velvet covered bed looked inviting. He decided to take a short snooze, then press another button. He kicked off his boots and flopped on bed. He drifted quickly to sleep, but is wasn't restful. His reoccuring nightmare reoccured.

PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES!

PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES!

"YAAAAH!"
Prince awoke in a black sweat. "I got to rid the world of panty lines! I must! I'm going to...something."

Prince had an idea.....
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Reply #43 posted 09/05/07 9:59pm

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littlemissG said:

Prince found himself in his own bedroom. The soft velvet covered bed looked inviting. He decided to take a short snooze, then press another button. He kicked off his boots and flopped on bed. He drifted quickly to sleep, but is wasn't restful. His reoccuring nightmare reoccured.

PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES!

PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES!

"YAAAAH!"
Prince awoke in a black sweat. "I got to rid the world of panty lines! I must! I'm going to...something."

Prince had an idea.....



he beckoned conchita his housekeeper over and asked how *his* panty-lines looked?

mida,they look okay but you needing to stop wearing white mamacita you can see everything,pobrecito!!! im only telling u this because i care! now,its time to eat..i made your favorite captian crunch with cows milk..."

"buttttt i cant..i.." stuttered prince

did you tell me no?... eye eye ????"

i um....no ma'am" sighed a defeated prince.


"good now go eat!"


"lawdddd" prince thought to himself....just then his balcony window started to blow clear thru and white smoked filled the room and dirty diana was playing as if it was a stadium..... it was michael jackson! MIKE! WTF you doin in my room!"

"haha im here to challenge you prince! the duel of duels! a dance off and a sing off! we'll see whos really bad and settle this once and for all!"

dude,look...i thought that we kinda settle this back in 95 when i came over...we played pool and watched the pam anderson sex tape.i thougt it was all good?" replied prince

Yo,butt is mine eye eye "

a stunned prince didnt really have a come back so he decided to accept the challenge and asked mike to go with him over to the rehearsal space!

they both trotted on there way refusing to lose the proud and arrogant looks on there faces....

"HEY! Dont i just mopped..you 2 off my floor..now! go before i have to take both of your makeup bags away!!" yelled conchita

" neutral, neutral" were the only looks prince and mj could muster. just then
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Reply #44 posted 09/05/07 10:08pm

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estelle81 said:

Christopher said:

"ok boo im back....i got you some chicken enchildas and extra salsa and a cajun salad for myself plus two lemonades from hot dog on a stick.... mmm mmm mmmm! it all looks so good boy!" suddenly prince looks at the food then beyonce the food...then beyonce... and says "chicken!? i dont eat meat eye eye" ...knowing she really fucked up..."awww SHITTT!" a terrifed beyonce quips...and



commences in stuffing her face with the greasy chicken enchildas to remove them from Prince's sight....along with her own cajun salad. "MMMM, chicken," B mumbles with a mouth full of grilled barnyard goodness. Prince gives B that look; ya know the one he gave that girl in the "Black Sweat" video when she was screaming, and goes back to listening to his IPod and playing with the Build-A-Bear he made for Britney. "I think Britney will love this bear," sighs Prince. "U should have made him anatomically correct so she wouldn't get bored with him in 5 minutes, u know she has a short attention span," replied B as bits of cajun salad fell from her greasy, enchilada cheese covered lips..."HAHAHA". Prince rolls his eyes at her as he takes a sip of his lemonade. "Shut up! I'm all the anatomy that she needs," yells Prince. "And besides, the bear would look funny as a tri-pod; it's not that big to be holding as much girth as I have," snickered Prince. "I highly doubt that your girth is that great, considering the bear is taller than you and it's in a sitting position...HAHAHA LOL," laughs B as she suddenly starts to cough and then choke on her salad/enchilada mixture. "Lawd, woman, didn't yo momma teach u not to talk with yo mouth full....lean over that chair and Heimlich yourself for that stupid comment...don't worry, I'll make sure u don't die," says Prince with cell phone in hand ready to dial 911. Beyonce leans over the chair in an attempt to save her own life when Justin Timberlake runs over to help her. He gives her the Heimlich manuever and B is able to breath again. "Thank U soo much Justin. You saved my life," replied B as she gave Justin a huge hug. "No problem. I always try to help a lady in distress," smiles Justin. As B is cleaning the sputtered up food particles from her dress, Justin leans over and whispers to Prince, "Man, I just got to cope a feel and I got a hug from Beyonce all at the same time." "Why the hell r u talking to me?" sneered Prince as he looked at Justin's big stupid grin. Justin replied.....


falloff falloff falloff That ain't even right! disbelief
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #45 posted 09/05/07 10:09pm

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Christopher said:

littlemissG said:

Prince found himself in his own bedroom. The soft velvet covered bed looked inviting. He decided to take a short snooze, then press another button. He kicked off his boots and flopped on bed. He drifted quickly to sleep, but is wasn't restful. His reoccuring nightmare reoccured.

PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES!

PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES! PANTY LINES!

"YAAAAH!"
Prince awoke in a black sweat. "I got to rid the world of panty lines! I must! I'm going to...something."

Prince had an idea.....



he beckoned conchita his housekeeper over and asked how *his* panty-lines looked?

mida,they look okay but you needing to stop wearing white mamacita you can see everything,pobrecito!!! im only telling u this because i care! now,its time to eat..i made your favorite captian crunch with cows milk..."

"buttttt i cant..i.." stuttered prince

did you tell me no?... eye eye ????"

i um....no ma'am" sighed a defeated prince.


"good now go eat!"


"lawdddd" prince thought to himself....just then his balcony window started to blow clear thru and white smoked filled the room and dirty diana was playing as if it was a stadium..... it was michael jackson! MIKE! WTF you doin in my room!"

"haha im here to challenge you prince! the duel of duels! a dance off and a sing off! we'll see whos really bad and settle this once and for all!"

dude,look...i thought that we kinda settle this back in 95 when i came over...we played pool and watched the pam anderson sex tape.i thougt it was all good?" replied prince

Yo,butt is mine eye eye "

a stunned prince didnt really have a come back so he decided to accept the challenge and asked mike to go with him over to the rehearsal space!

they both trotted on there way refusing to lose the proud and arrogant looks on there faces....

"HEY! Dont i just mopped..you 2 off my floor..now! go before i have to take both of your makeup bags away!!" yelled conchita

" neutral, neutral" were the only looks prince and mj could muster. just then


evillol hah!
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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KidaDynamite said:



evillol hah!

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Reply #47 posted 09/06/07 9:52am

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" neutral , neutral " were the only looks prince and mj could muster. Just then Prince began to sing.

"A man can tell a thousand lies
Ive learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell the secrets I have learned, till then
It will burn inside of me
"

MJ asked,"What secrets?"

Prince, "You can't turn a Puerto Rican teenager into an Egyptian Princess for one."

Prince continue to sing.

"I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song to you

I've paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride
"

Michael," HEY!! If you're ready we can toe to toe right here!!"

Prince, " No. I sung that because there's Madonna!"

There she stood, all blonde and amibitious, and in need of a sandwich.
She carried a....
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littlemissG said:

" neutral , neutral " were the only looks prince and mj could muster. Just then Prince began to sing.

"A man can tell a thousand lies
Ive learned my lesson well
Hope I live to tell the secrets I have learned, till then
It will burn inside of me
"

MJ asked,"What secrets?"

Prince, "You can't turn a Puerto Rican teenager into an Egyptian Princess for one."

Prince continue to sing.

"I looked into your eyes
And my world came tumbling down
You're the devil in disguise
That's why I'm singing this song to you

I've paid for you with tears
And swallowed all my pride
"

Michael," HEY!! If you're ready we can toe to toe right here!!"

Prince, " No. I sung that because there's Madonna!"

There she stood, all blonde and amibitious, and in need of a sandwich.
She carried a....
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spit Ya'll r killing me!
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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littlemissG said:



Prince, " No. I sung that because there's Madonna!"

There she stood, all blonde and amibitious, and in need of a sandwich.
She carried a....



copy of princes new album planet earth "okay like um...where is all the sex songs @?" scoffed madonna [i]

MJ was LOL!

prince replied...you see...
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Christopher said:

littlemissG said:



Prince, " No. I sung that because there's Madonna!"

There she stood, all blonde and amibitious, and in need of a sandwich.
She carried a....



copy of princes new album planet earth "okay like um...where is all the sex songs @?" scoffed madonna [i]

MJ was LOL!

prince replied...you see...


You see Jehova spoke to me through the bible and it kept telling me to find the Gatekeepers and..... Awwwww Fuck It who am I kidding, I just didn't have any good drawers lately that inspired me to do so! Care to help me with this lil situation eye eye? Madonna: But I.....
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said:

Madonna: But I.....


"I must confess..I wanna get undressed and go to bed.You're such a hunk so full of spunk...."
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Reply #52 posted 09/07/07 6:54am

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Christopher said:

KidaDynamite said:

Madonna: But I.....


"I must confess..I wanna get undressed and go to bed.You're such a hunk so full of spunk...."


Prince's eyes tinkled, and he said, "Later Mike!" Grabbed Madonna's hand and took off for the NO-Tell Motel.

As Prince slam the door behind them and began unbuttoning his silk blouse, Madonna already reclined on the bed said,"Prince I need you to keep a secret."

"Mmm mmm, my baby's got a secret
Mmm mmm, my baby's got a secret
Mmm mmm, my baby's got a secret for me
"

"Prince, I need you swear on the bible and a stack of Watchtowers you'll never tell anyone about today."

"Honey, how do you think I say out of the Enquirer so well?"

Madonna relaxed a bit and removed her pants to reveal....A PENIS!!

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!"

"I double loaded, I got a penis and a vagina. You promised not to tell!!"

"BUT YOU'RE MARRIED... AND AND DATED SEAN PENN AND DENNIS RODMAN!! Oh those two sense now that I think about it."

"Mister what are you going to do?"

Prince....
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Prince pressed another button and found himself....
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littlemissG said:

Prince pressed another button and found himself....

...found himself on Dr. Phil's TV show, sitting on a chair and in front of hundreds of people in the studio. Dr. Phil said,

"Now, Prince, I know that you didn't really wanna come here, but your staff at Paisley Park felt that it was time to face your problem."

"What problem?" Prince asked, completely oblivious to any problems that would get him on Dr. Phil's show.

"You mean you don't know why you're here?"

Prince thought for what seemed like forever, but was actually only a few mintues, and replied...
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RUHip2TheJive said:


Prince thought for what seemed like forever, but was actually only a few mintues, and replied...

"i really,really dont plz clue me dr.phill!""

dr.phil:"well its come toour attention that your beef jerkey habbit is wayyy out of control.its been suggested you spend anywhere from 10 to 20 dollar$ on slim jims alone...YOU obviously have a problem and dont tell ME that you dont.cuz i know everything...im dr.phil beeotch!"

prince flabber-gasted that someone knows his secret addtiction eek tried to think of something to say all he could say was.... (cue:wendy and lisa...and charlie murphy all standing by ready to tell all about his bad habbits )
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"Who's that on the screen?"



The heading said aMUSEd, but she should didn't look amused.
She spoke to Prince....
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littlemissG said:

"Who's that on the screen?"



The heading said aMUSEd, but she should didn't look amused.
She spoke to Prince....


"WHY havent you returned any of my notes?! evil after i sent you all those free MAC makeup samples...your butt is mine buster!"
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"WHY havent you returned any of my notes?! after i sent you all those free MAC makeup samples...your butt is mine buster!"

"Let me answer with a song"

Prince picks up his guitar and the Twinz join him as he sings.....

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"STOP!! YOU CAN'T SING THAT!!"

Prince turned and saw Londell his attorney run up behind him.

"What ya talking about Londell?"

"Remember those anti-piracy cases we won? Well, they prevent you from performing your own music without expressed written consent two months in advance, so STOP!!"

Londell swiped Prince's guitar from his hands.
"I also need all your personal photos to make sure they get copyrights, and you need to wear this muzzle so we can protect the rights over the use of your voice."

Prince said....
[Edited 9/15/07 14:34pm]
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