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PrintableSexyBeautifulOne said: Welllll,
There was this time that Prince was coming to Detroit and the tickets sold out in like a half a millisecond. Totally bummed a friend of mine and I got dressed in our sexiest attire and went down to the venue where it was taking place with full intention on getting the attention of someone who would be able to get us in the show. Wouldn't you know it, the head of security was the first to take the bait. Cool, right? WRONG!! He looked like Flava Flav and Bubba Gump's love child! I'm cringing just writing this! I promised I'd let him take me out if he got me and my girl into that concert. I'd called him everyday til the concert all sweet and nice. The night of the concert, he got us in, got us good seats, not great mind you, he said he couldn't get us backstage, the punk but our seats were good! Long story short, the show was great, me and my girl had a ball! This heffa was supposed to double date with me and the love child but on the night we were to go out, she couldn't go so I went alone. This man took me to every person's house he ever met, just to show me off! The cheap bastard didn't even take me out to eat, just visiting! When I got home I told him to loose my phone number and forget where I lived! I was tired, hungry and pissed but my memories from the show were worth it! Damn that little skinny motherfucker with the high voice!!!   This is probably THE funniest Prince related story I've ever heard! Thank you SO much!!! | |
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chocolate1 said: SexyBeautifulOne said: Welllll,
There was this time that Prince was coming to Detroit and the tickets sold out in like a half a millisecond. Totally bummed a friend of mine and I got dressed in our sexiest attire and went down to the venue where it was taking place with full intention on getting the attention of someone who would be able to get us in the show. Wouldn't you know it, the head of security was the first to take the bait. Cool, right? WRONG!! He looked like Flava Flav and Bubba Gump's love child! I'm cringing just writing this! I promised I'd let him take me out if he got me and my girl into that concert. I'd called him everyday til the concert all sweet and nice. The night of the concert, he got us in, got us good seats, not great mind you, he said he couldn't get us backstage, the punk but our seats were good! Long story short, the show was great, me and my girl had a ball! This heffa was supposed to double date with me and the love child but on the night we were to go out, she couldn't go so I went alone. This man took me to every person's house he ever met, just to show me off! The cheap bastard didn't even take me out to eat, just visiting! When I got home I told him to loose my phone number and forget where I lived! I was tired, hungry and pissed but my memories from the show were worth it! Damn that little skinny motherfucker with the high voice!!! 
I can't breathe! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: adorable2 said: I like this story. No need to be ashamed! U lied real good. You sure did lie good cuz you got to talk to his manager, now were are lucky if we even get to talk to the crackheads that lives around Prince's house {If any}!  
[Edited 8/17/07 18:51pm] Ain't it a trip that he would answer? I guess I did lie good! Klick klick | |
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chocolate1 said: Okay nurse-
I have a story... but the names have been changed to "protect the guilty" 
A friend of mine and I went to the "Essence Awards" by lying to his wife...  (skipping some details) and he dropped her off at the airport after convincing her it was better if she went alone. We went to the show and the afterparty, and got home at 7:30 the next morning! 
Her flight had been cancelled and she had spent the night in the airport calling him! 
All I can say is...      doesn't cover it!
She still looks at me funny with that  look.
This sounds like a great story, but I don't follow it all the way. Your friend dropped his wife at the airport after convincing her it was better if she went WHERE alone? Help, please.  | |
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blackwell1 said: chocolate1 said: Okay nurse-
I have a story... but the names have been changed to "protect the guilty"
A friend of mine and I went to the "Essence Awards" by lying to his wife... (skipping some details) and he dropped her off at the airport after convincing her it was better if she went alone. We went to the show and the afterparty, and got home at 7:30 the next morning!
Her flight had been cancelled and she had spent the night in the airport calling him!
All I can say is... doesn't cover it!
She still looks at me funny with that look.
This sounds like a great story, but I don't follow it all the way. Your friend dropped his wife at the airport after convincing her it was better if she went WHERE alone? Help, please. I was trying to be a little discreet... 
Her brother was getting married in another state. They had 2 kids at the time, and he convinced her the airfare would be cheaper if he stayed home and watched one of the kids, but he had already arranged babysitting and gotten us tix!
(His wife is NOT, I repeat NOT a fan, and we had been going to shows before he even met her. HE called ME and invited me along, so I figured he had it covered... He did- in a way... )"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Ok. So you all know those high heeled flip flop shoes Prince has been wearing, mind you, with socks! 
Well, I do believe I may be partly responsible for this. 
It goes back to his Emancipation Tour, the year of 1998, I believe, I am horrible with dates.
It was during my first soundcheck experience, I was so excited! Front stage viewings of Prince in action, I always believed he was or is so beautiful.  Him singing, along with his guitar or piano... makes me swoon.
So, we wait in line, totally anticipating the experience and then begin to proceed into the stadium. I see the front row where the NPGMusic Members were to sit. Yes! We take our seats and I look around, I take notice of the other so called NPGMusic members from my city area. I silently wondered, "hmm... is there anyone here from the org?" The org was a little new to me at the time but I was assuming, anything is possible, right. I then had to excuse myself to tinkle, but I also knew... darn, what if it starts and I am away!? Better to go now, than later so I did... and it did start. I was a nervous wreck walking in... with no one else in the arena, but a couple hundred of NPGMusicClub Members. I take my seat, totally mesmorized instantly. (I have told this story before, I believe perhaps now enough time has gone by, to tell it again) Like I said, I feel partly responsible for Prince and his high heeled flip flop, sock wearing days. 
I remember him being in an uplifted mood, reflective even, I would say. It was the week after Left-eye from TLC was involved in that fatal car incident. (anyways) 
He talked about life, but not so much about life as in his recent preaching days, but about the physical life and mentioned it a bit in connection with Lisa Lopez. His appreciation seemed high and it reflected in his mood and moment of playing. He joked around a lot... got the limited crowd involved, crack some jokes and took requests. All this time... I was still amazed, mesmorized and in this flighty trance, dreamy I would say. I kept taking in the whole moment and all the while, I kept noticing his toes. Oh my goodness, I see his toes! Still, I could appreciated the whole experience entirely and still do to this day. (I have seen him about 10 times LIVE) Well, after a fantastic soundcheck experience, an enlightened high ~sigh~, Prince proceeds to walk off stage to get ready for his performance. It was dead silent... as the couple of hundred NPGMusic people, including myself, watching in awe as he existed behind stage... but... right before he disappeared, in the dead of silence... I just blurted out! "I LOVE YOUR TOES!" Out of all things to say... He turned around as he continued to walk forward... and smirked that crazy, cute Prince smirk. ~Smile.
So... now, almost 10 years after this moment, I have only seen pictures of him wearing socks with those crazy high heeled flip flops. I am so sorry, if I am to blame... my deepest apologies to all.
...(unedited)/but typo edited now. ~Smile. [Edited 8/18/07 9:57am] | |
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pruffin said: I haven't posted in over a year but this thread truly made me laugh and I had to share one of the MANY times I've let Prince control me:
I teach elementary school. Each day we receive a "prep period" for lesson planning. My prep period is between 8:45 and 9:30 everyday. One morning I was having a near heart attack trying to figure out how to get tickets to a concert during school time. If I waited until lunch, they'd be sold out. So I just decided that I'd take a taxi the 20 blocks to the nearest Ticketmaster outlet during that early orning prep. Of course, we are not supposed to leave the building during the prep period, so I'm trying to go unoticed as I exit the building sneaking past security and parents who've just dropped kids off for the day. Now, I make it to the street to hail a taxi but, it's rush hour and there are no empty taxis. Just as I was about to panic and go back, I hear a car horn honk and it's the mother of one of my students! She yells "hey where are you going" SO I decide not to lie as things were bad enough already and to my surprise she says "Jump in. I'll drop you off" Happy ending: I got those tickets before tickemaster sold out!! awesome story! what a nice woman that mother was! "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..."  | |
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DifferentPsuedenum said: SexyBeautifulOne said: Welllll,
There was this time that Prince was coming to Detroit and the tickets sold out in like a half a millisecond. Totally bummed a friend of mine and I got dressed in our sexiest attire and went down to the venue where it was taking place with full intention on getting the attention of someone who would be able to get us in the show. Wouldn't you know it, the head of security was the first to take the bait. Cool, right? WRONG!! He looked like Flava Flav and Bubba Gump's love child! I'm cringing just writing this! I promised I'd let him take me out if he got me and my girl into that concert. I'd called him everyday til the concert all sweet and nice. The night of the concert, he got us in, got us good seats, not great mind you, he said he couldn't get us backstage, the punk but our seats were good! Long story short, the show was great, me and my girl had a ball! This heffa was supposed to double date with me and the love child but on the night we were to go out, she couldn't go so I went alone. This man took me to every person's house he ever met, just to show me off! The cheap bastard didn't even take me out to eat, just visiting! When I got home I told him to loose my phone number and forget where I lived! I was tired, hungry and pissed but my memories from the show were worth it! Damn that little skinny motherfucker with the high voice!!! This is probably THE funniest Prince related story I've ever heard! Thank you SO much!!! omg- I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! this is hilarious... "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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FreeSpirit said: Ok. So you all know those high heeled flip flop shoes Prince has been wearing, mind you, with socks!
Well, after a fantastic soundcheck experience, an enlightened high ~sigh~, Prince proceeds to walk off stage to get ready for his performance. It was dead silent... as the couple of hundred NPGMusic people, including myself, watching in awe as he existed behind stage... but... right before he disappeared, in the dead of silence... I just blurted out! "I LOVE YOUR TOES!" Out of all things to say... He turned around as he continued to walk forward... and smirked that crazy, cute Prince smirk. ~Smile.
So... now, almost 10 years after this moment, I have only seen pictures of him wearing socks with those crazy high heeled flip flops. I am so sorry, if I am to blame... my deepest apologies to all.
...(unedited)/but typo edited now. ~Smile. [Edited 8/18/07 9:57am] omg! how did the crowd react?  i can only imagine the humiliation..... but it makes for a great story. when i read this, i started laughing so hard i choked on the yogurt covered raisins i was eating. "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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These stories are funny. Silly stories. | |
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tznekbsbfrvr said: FreeSpirit said: Ok. So you all know those high heeled flip flop shoes Prince has been wearing, mind you, with socks!
Well, after a fantastic soundcheck experience, an enlightened high ~sigh~, Prince proceeds to walk off stage to get ready for his performance. It was dead silent... as the couple of hundred NPGMusic people, including myself, watching in awe as he existed behind stage... but... right before he disappeared, in the dead of silence... I just blurted out! "I LOVE YOUR TOES!" Out of all things to say... He turned around as he continued to walk forward... and smirked that crazy, cute Prince smirk. ~Smile.
So... now, almost 10 years after this moment, I have only seen pictures of him wearing socks with those crazy high heeled flip flops. I am so sorry, if I am to blame... my deepest apologies to all.
...(unedited)/but typo edited now. ~Smile. [Edited 8/18/07 9:57am] omg! how did the crowd react? i can only imagine the humiliation..... but it makes for a great story. when i read this, i started laughing so hard i choked on the yogurt covered raisins i was eating. Well, mind you... the few that were from the org and even the NPGMusicClub at the time, (even though I was new), knew exactly who I was. There was no hiding for me. | |
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FreeSpirit said: tznekbsbfrvr said: omg! how did the crowd react? i can only imagine the humiliation..... but it makes for a great story. when i read this, i started laughing so hard i choked on the yogurt covered raisins i was eating. Well, mind you... the few that were from the org and even the NPGMusicClub at the time, (even though I was new), knew exactly who I was. There was no hiding for me. omg- wow! what happened after he left the stage? did the other orgers attack you? OMG- did security throw u out or something?"So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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tznekbsbfrvr said: FreeSpirit said: Well, mind you... the few that were from the org and even the NPGMusicClub at the time, (even though I was new), knew exactly who I was. There was no hiding for me. omg- wow! what happened after he left the stage? did the other orgers attack you? OMG- did security throw u out or something?No. But silently, I bet... they all (or the majority) were thinking... "OMG, she didn't!!!" | |
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I had a one nite stand 4 some bootlegs.The sad part is that the next morning,I left and 4got my prizes.  | |
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sexxydancer said: I had a one nite stand 4 some bootlegs.The sad part is that the next morning,I left and 4got my prizes.
OMG 
u crazy  | |
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sexxydancer said: I had a one nite stand 4 some bootlegs.The sad part is that the next morning,I left and 4got my prizes. And the moral of this story is "Never f**k 4 tracks!" | |
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sexxydancer said: sexxydancer said: I had a one nite stand 4 some bootlegs.The sad part is that the next morning,I left and 4got my prizes. And the moral of this story is "Never f**k 4 tracks!" Okay.....
what if he's cute?????/ | |
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babooshleeky said: sexxydancer said: And the moral of this story is "Never f**k 4 tracks!"
Okay.....
what if he's cute?????/ | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: Welllll,
There was this time that Prince was coming to Detroit and the tickets sold out in like a half a millisecond. Totally bummed a friend of mine and I got dressed in our sexiest attire and went down to the venue where it was taking place with full intention on getting the attention of someone who would be able to get us in the show. Wouldn't you know it, the head of security was the first to take the bait. Cool, right? WRONG!! He looked like Flava Flav and Bubba Gump's love child! I'm cringing just writing this! I promised I'd let him take me out if he got me and my girl into that concert. I'd called him everyday til the concert all sweet and nice. The night of the concert, he got us in, got us good seats, not great mind you, he said he couldn't get us backstage, the punk but our seats were good! Long story short, the show was great, me and my girl had a ball! This heffa was supposed to double date with me and the love child but on the night we were to go out, she couldn't go so I went alone. This man took me to every person's house he ever met, just to show me off! The cheap bastard didn't even take me out to eat, just visiting! When I got home I told him to loose my phone number and forget where I lived! I was tired, hungry and pissed but my memories from the show were worth it! Damn that little skinny motherfucker with the high voice!!! This is the funniest thing I've read/ heard all day! there are tears in my eyes, I'm laughing so hard. You are THE hardcore!! RESPECT to ya! Sounds like a real man to me...mind if I turn on the radio? | |
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sexxydancer said: babooshleeky said: Okay.....
what if he's cute?????/ | |
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babooshleeky said: sexxydancer said: Welllll....
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oh hell no.
I won't even stand in a long line to go to one of his shows. I love Prince and all, but I'm not a teenager anymore. | |
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FreeSpirit said: I kept taking in the whole moment and all the while, I kept noticing his toes. Oh my goodness, I see his toes!
Wow, trip! So, did he have long toe nails? Klick klick | |
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sexxydancer said: I had a one nite stand 4 some bootlegs.The sad part is that the next morning,I left and 4got my prizes.
DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN..... Did you get a soda, at least ??? The road you choose to walk in this life, is a road that leads to the next..... | |
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FreeSpirit said: tznekbsbfrvr said: omg- wow! what happened after he left the stage? did the other orgers attack you? OMG- did security throw u out or something?No. But silently, I bet... they all (or the majority) were thinking... "OMG, she didn't!!!" lol. i bet. sorry for the questions- but the story really caught my eye. "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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sexxydancer said: I had a one nite stand 4 some bootlegs.The sad part is that the next morning,I left and 4got my prizes.
he never even tried to send them to you? the jerk!  "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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klick2me said: FreeSpirit said: I kept taking in the whole moment and all the while, I kept noticing his toes. Oh my goodness, I see his toes!
Wow, trip! So, did he have long toe nails? Klick WTF?!?!?!?
  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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FreeSpirit said: Ok. So you all know those high heeled flip flop shoes Prince has been wearing, mind you, with socks!
Well, I do believe I may be partly responsible for this.
It goes back to his Emancipation Tour, the year of 1998, I believe, I am horrible with dates.
It was during my first soundcheck experience, I was so excited! Front stage viewings of Prince in action, I always believed he was or is so beautiful. Him singing, along with his guitar or piano... makes me swoon.
So, we wait in line, totally anticipating the experience and then begin to proceed into the stadium. I see the front row where the NPGMusic Members were to sit. Yes! We take our seats and I look around, I take notice of the other so called NPGMusic members from my city area. I silently wondered, "hmm... is there anyone here from the org?" The org was a little new to me at the time but I was assuming, anything is possible, right. I then had to excuse myself to tinkle, but I also knew... darn, what if it starts and I am away!? Better to go now, than later so I did... and it did start. I was a nervous wreck walking in... with no one else in the arena, but a couple hundred of NPGMusicClub Members. I take my seat, totally mesmorized instantly. (I have told this story before, I believe perhaps now enough time has gone by, to tell it again) Like I said, I feel partly responsible for Prince and his high heeled flip flop, sock wearing days.
I remember him being in an uplifted mood, reflective even, I would say. It was the week after Left-eye from TLC was involved in that fatal car incident. (anyways)
He talked about life, but not so much about life as in his recent preaching days, but about the physical life and mentioned it a bit in connection with Lisa Lopez. His appreciation seemed high and it reflected in his mood and moment of playing. He joked around a lot... got the limited crowd involved, crack some jokes and took requests. All this time... I was still amazed, mesmorized and in this flighty trance, dreamy I would say. I kept taking in the whole moment and all the while, I kept noticing his toes. Oh my goodness, I see his toes! Still, I could appreciated the whole experience entirely and still do to this day. (I have seen him about 10 times LIVE) Well, after a fantastic soundcheck experience, an enlightened high ~sigh~, Prince proceeds to walk off stage to get ready for his performance. It was dead silent... as the couple of hundred NPGMusic people, including myself, watching in awe as he existed behind stage... but... right before he disappeared, in the dead of silence... I just blurted out! "I LOVE YOUR TOES!" Out of all things to say... He turned around as he continued to walk forward... and smirked that crazy, cute Prince smirk. ~Smile.
So... now, almost 10 years after this moment, I have only seen pictures of him wearing socks with those crazy high heeled flip flops. I am so sorry, if I am to blame... my deepest apologies to all.
...(unedited)/but typo edited now. ~Smile. [Edited 8/18/07 9:57am] Ya'll r killing me!
So Wait? What did Prince have on his feet for you to be able to see his toes?  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Okay, Nurse.... 
Your turn... "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: Okay nurse-
I have a story... but the names have been changed to "protect the guilty"
A friend of mine and I went to the "Essence Awards" by lying to his wife... (skipping some details) and he dropped her off at the airport after convincing her it was better if she went alone. We went to the show and the afterparty, and got home at 7:30 the next morning!
Her flight had been cancelled and she had spent the night in the airport calling him!
All I can say is... doesn't cover it!
She still looks at me funny with that look.
I love you guys, tee hee THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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