Prince's new music isn't that bad you know. Really, it's not. To be honest, When you look at the facts, you realize he hasn't created any listenable music in a few months....

240 months.


It's been so long since Prince has gained any new fans, that the young woman pressing the button outside his house back in '85 is statistically his newest fan. And she's still there today, pressing that button. Only now Prince lets her in.


Prince's female groupies are so old that their breasts now actually touch the top of his head (when he's wearing heels). Now he can suck the milk out without breaking out the purple chair to stand on.

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When does school start again?

I heard growing up Prince had the nickname "Skipper." Ever since Wendy and Lisa left I see why... on every new album he releases all I do is skip track 1, skip track 2, skip track 3....

Prince did all his best work during a 5 year period (82-87), compiling dozens of albums for release. But his record company only allowed him to release 1 album per year during that time. That's been bad for Prince in more ways than one...not only do white men in business suits own and control Prince's best work, making billions of dollars off of him, but since Prince is so burned out and hasn't written a decent song since '87, every "new" album release is created by picking and choosing random leftover songs from that 5 year period.Therefore every new album sucks, and Prince owns the rights to the "leftovers of the leftovers."

Prince's new music isn't that bad you know. Really, it's not. To be honest, When you look at the facts, you realize he hasn't created any listenable music in a few months....

240 months.


It's been so long since Prince has gained any new fans, that the young woman pressing the button outside his house back in '85 is statistically his newest fan. And she's still there today, pressing that button. Only now Prince lets her in.


Prince's female groupies are so old that their breasts now actually touch the top of his head (when he's wearing heels). Now he can suck the milk out without breaking out the purple chair to stand on.

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lspear76 said:

Wowzers.

KidaDynamite said:

chicken nugget with a side order of fries!!!!

adorable2 said:

It's better to have a few real friends, than a group of senseless jaw smackers, and I say that old and firmly!

lspear76
I think u did a good job. Even tho I didn't laugh those are definitely the kind of jokes they tell on roasts.


Because if it was too funny or offending Prince would ultimately sue everybody

Yo, man this is too easy.

First of all the man's short. I mean come on, can't you grow a little bit dude? Man eat something! Yo, I know everybody can't all be fine like me but damn what is he 3 1/2 feet tall?

Second, your man hasn't had a hit since that guy who was President who has the same name as that guy who is President now. Yo, man, call Timberland right now. He might have some leftovers for you.

Third, yo Prince ain't sexy. JT is sexy. Prince...I don't know he looks like a little elf or something. He looks like he just walked off "The Lord of the Rings" or something. And his clothes. Yo, I like my pajamas too but I don't walk around in them.

Nah, but seriously, Prince I love you, man. Yo, invite me to one of your after-parties again so I can take the ladies swimming in my Timberlake. Yo, I have to write that one down.