Nurse is gonna have a field day with this thread.....

...and as you slowly lower your naked bodies into the warm, fragrant water, you look up and notice...

... a small patch of rising damp in the corner of the bathroom. How should Prince treat this?

As Prince probably knows, any masonry structure unprotected by a properly installed damp proof course is prey to rising damp. Moisture will rise by capillary action (a suction phenomenon arising at the boundary between moisture and a small tube, crack or other tiny, enclosed passageway) through the pores of the masonry, seeking a means of evaporation. The moisture will continue to rise until it reaches a height, where unless no evaporation is possible, gravity takes over and pulls it down again. This height is seldom more than 1.20m.

The good news for His Royal Badness, however, is that in the 18th century it was discovered that an applied voltage affected capillary action. In the 19th century, it was further discovered that, when an electric potential was applied, moisture moved toward the negative cathode. If a very small electrical charge is "injected" into the building structure by means of titanium coated wire anodes, the effect is to repel the rising moisture molecules down the walls and harmlessly back into the ground. As long as this tiny positive charge is maintained, the protected walls remain dry and totally free of damp.

which protective damp strategy would you recommend to the pervy prince of pop?

MajesticOne89 said:

Butchersdog said:

IMAGEN UR TAKIN A BUBBLE BATH WIV PROINCE

i just see it now, me on one side, big eyed Prince on the other, both our willies waving in the water...

i just see it now, me on one side, big eyed Prince on the other, both our willies waving in the water...