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Minneapolis, MN — Former artist formerly known as artist formerly known as and is known as Prince kicked off his new album release by meeting the worlds tallest man.





The tiny star who only stands at 2.4 ft met the tallest man in the world Bao Xishun (7.9 ft) at his Minneapolis complex Paisley Park today.

The extraordinary musical maestro who can play twenty instruments also took the time to release his latest album "Planet Earth".

Famous for his maverick ways, Prince released his new album utilising the Mail on Sunday as a distribution vehicle.

Record companies which have leached off artists for so long as the middlemen, were left with egg on their face as Sony BMG UK was forced to shelve its own release of the record.

Prince makes the majority of his income from performing shows in his syndicated travel troupe who have toured the world many times.

The purple one wowed crowds at a Minneapolis store on Thursday when he jumped out of a hat which was placed on the table by his bodyguard and sang a rendition of "Raspberry Beret".







The world's tallest man has now famously met the worlds most musical and he did a cute jig on the table for the expectant crowd wearing a little suit and a bow tie.

Unfortunately, the artist formerly known as TAFKAP seems to have bypassed his funk roots for the very bland generic sounds of RnB on this new album.

The Daily Squib's music correspondent, Gordon Lightfoot, has given this one a firm thumbs down because it is not only bland but has no sex or danger with only one song having any guitar in it.

Since he has been hanging around with that boring old Jehova's fart Larry Graham, Prince's music has lost all its danger and creativity but the 'lil boy' sure can jig.

(be sure to click on the link for the funny picture!)

2020 said:

prince is small but he ain't no 2.4 ft, lol. what is that, like 85 centimeters?

IstenSzek said:

I'm sure that article was a joke

Shawnt24 said:

i hope so haha. especially this line made me laugh very hard:

"he did a cute jig on the table for the expectant crowd wearing a little suit and a bow tie"



they make it sound like he's a miniature man, small enough to
fit into your pocket lol. someone took him out of their bag n
put him on the table to do a little jig

WTH???

The purple one wowed crowds at a Minneapolis store on Thursday when he jumped out of a hat which was placed on the table by his bodyguard and sang a rendition of "Raspberry Beret".

PurpleCharm said:

See that's what I get for clicking on this shit.

STUPID.

The hell?



And at the bad review of Planet Earth.