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Prince empties Asda booze shelf http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...731323.stm
The link above has the right headline but the wrong story, I can exclusively reveal the real text below... Prince cleared a Dorset supermarket out of Heineken, Carling and Stella Artois during a visit to stock up for a pre concert night out. Prince, wearing a corset, doorag and Spongebob Squarepants trousers, spent £850 on alcohol during a trip to Asda in Weymouth on Wednesday, the store manager said. Prince, a legendary musician and self professed funkateer who is rehearsing nearby filled four trolleys with wines, spirits, beer and snacks including KP salty nuts. The 49-year-old was accompanied by bodyguards and legendary 60’s trombonist Mr Trumpet Charlie Jangles. Darren Rideout, the store manager, said: "He came in the store at 1410 BST with two bodyguards. "He had four trolley loads of shopping which was mainly alcohol and snacks. He cleared us out of lager. "A few people came up and spoke to him but he just pretended he was invisible. "The check-out girl kept calling him ‘squongle’ but we have fired her." | |
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Funny,the article I read was about a different Prince...
Prince William cleared a Dorset supermarket out of Pimm's during a visit to stock up for an army party.
The prince, wearing a T-shirt, baseball cap and jeans, spent £850 on alcohol during a trip to Asda in Weymouth on Wednesday, the store manager said. William, an officer in the Blues and Royals who is training at nearby Bovington Camp, filled four trolleys with wines, spirits, beer and snacks. The 24-year-old was accompanied by bodyguards and some army colleagues. Darren Rideout, the store manager, said: "He came in the store at 1410 BST with two bodyguards. "He had four trolley loads of shopping which was mainly alcohol and snacks. He cleared us out of Pimm's. "A few people came up and spoke to him and he was laughing and joking with them. "The check-out girl didn't actually recognise him and he packed his own shopping." Hmmm... Wanna hear me sing?  www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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Where do these clowns come from, school must be letting out for the summer  | |
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A few people came up and spoke to him but he just pretended he was invisible.  | |
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HollywoodSt said: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6731323.stm
The link above has the right headline but the wrong story, I can exclusively reveal the real text below... "The check-out girl kept calling him ‘squongle’ but we have fired her."    We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Anxiety said: 
and @ this story! I love the UK Press! They suck! | |
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"Spongebob Squarepants trousers"
ROFLMAO!!!!! I was going to say, wow hes a man after my own heart. I am a huge spongebob fan. I would have given anything to see those pics if it were true..... LOLOLOL[Edited 6/8/07 17:53pm] If the wind blew all the petals from your precious red rose, would you be afraid of what you'd find inside?... | |
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WTF!!!! | |
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are u serious? he went out wearing the corset??? with pajama bottoms!!! noo- if anything, ure supposed to wear SILK pajama bottoms that are of a dark color- not bottoms with a cartoon character on them!! and a doorag? are we sure its not the scarf thing he's been wearing recently? "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..."  | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: Funny,the article I read was about a different Prince...
Prince William cleared a Dorset supermarket out of Pimm's during a visit to stock up for an army party.
The prince, wearing a T-shirt, baseball cap and jeans, spent £850 on alcohol during a trip to Asda in Weymouth on Wednesday, the store manager said. William, an officer in the Blues and Royals who is training at nearby Bovington Camp, filled four trolleys with wines, spirits, beer and snacks. The 24-year-old was accompanied by bodyguards and some army colleagues. Darren Rideout, the store manager, said: "He came in the store at 1410 BST with two bodyguards. "He had four trolley loads of shopping which was mainly alcohol and snacks. He cleared us out of Pimm's. "A few people came up and spoke to him and he was laughing and joking with them. "The check-out girl didn't actually recognise him and he packed his own shopping." Hmmm... | |
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nurse said: UCantHavaDaMango said: Funny,the article I read was about a different Prince...
Hmmm...  | |
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Shit and I love Spongebob! This only reaffirms that SB is cool and not just for the kidlinks!!!! I can't imagine seeing prince being like, "Damnit! Wheres the arbor mist and the salty nuts at?!?!" | |
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| best Prince news story ever! Anxiety, get this on the front page right now! "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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HollywoodSt said: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6731323.stm
The link above has the right headline but the wrong story, I can exclusively reveal the real text below... Prince cleared a Dorset supermarket out of Heineken, Carling and Stella Artois during a visit to stock up for a pre concert night out. Prince, wearing a corset, doorag and Spongebob Squarepants trousers, spent £850 on alcohol during a trip to Asda in Weymouth on Wednesday, the store manager said. Prince, a legendary musician and self professed funkateer who is rehearsing nearby filled four trolleys with wines, spirits, beer and snacks including KP salty nuts. The 49-year-old was accompanied by bodyguards and legendary 60’s trombonist Mr Trumpet Charlie Jangles. Darren Rideout, the store manager, said: "He came in the store at 1410 BST with two bodyguards. "He had four trolley loads of shopping which was mainly alcohol and snacks. He cleared us out of lager. "A few people came up and spoke to him but he just pretended he was invisible. "The check-out girl kept calling him ‘squongle’ but we have fired her."  | |
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nurse said: HollywoodSt said: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/6731323.stm
The link above has the right headline but the wrong story, I can exclusively reveal the real text below... Prince cleared a Dorset supermarket out of Heineken, Carling and Stella Artois during a visit to stock up for a pre concert night out. Prince, wearing a corset, doorag and Spongebob Squarepants trousers, spent £850 on alcohol during a trip to Asda in Weymouth on Wednesday, the store manager said. Prince, a legendary musician and self professed funkateer who is rehearsing nearby filled four trolleys with wines, spirits, beer and snacks including KP salty nuts. The 49-year-old was accompanied by bodyguards and legendary 60’s trombonist Mr Trumpet Charlie Jangles. Darren Rideout, the store manager, said: "He came in the store at 1410 BST with two bodyguards. "He had four trolley loads of shopping which was mainly alcohol and snacks. He cleared us out of lager. "A few people came up and spoke to him but he just pretended he was invisible. "The check-out girl kept calling him ‘squongle’ but we have fired her." Oh shit, ya'll better stop it, Madea has had it with your bullshit! "I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh--Maya Angelou | |
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ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT | |
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revjason said: ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT
 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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Prince dosen't drink apparently and what would he be doing in Britain without us knowing about it. The poster of this thread was making it up. 17 Years ago I made a commitment to Prince | |
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pasquerto said: Shit and I love Spongebob! This only reaffirms that SB is cool and not just for the kidlinks!!!! I can't imagine seeing prince being like, "Damnit! Wheres the arbor mist and the salty nuts at?!?!"
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