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Why is your organ so small? Topic | |
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well I was gonna buy a larger piano but it wont fit in my house  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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chillichocaholic said: well I was gonna buy a larger piano but it wont fit in my house
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he got a little wee wee | |
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Cmon u guys keepthings in perspective here..  | |
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LOL I didnt realise tis was supposed to be a deep and meaningful conversation PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Because I didn't realize I was playin' in a cathedral?
thank you and good night!  | |
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DevotedPuppy said: Because I didn't realize I was playin' in a cathedral?
thank you and good night! Vicki didn't laugh at all... | |
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Because YOU DIDNT BUY ME THE ONE I WANTED!! Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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i never understood this joke.....   "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..."  | |
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tznekbsbfrvr said: i never understood this joke.....
ummmmm...it's not that his organ was so small, it was more that her ummm, vagina was too big.  | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: tznekbsbfrvr said: i never understood this joke.....
ummmmm...it's not that his organ was so small, it was more that her ummm, vagina was too big. WHAT????? "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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tznekbsbfrvr said: PaisleyPark5083 said: ummmmm...it's not that his organ was so small, it was more that her ummm, vagina was too big. WHAT????? The girl was trying to make fun of the guy by saying his d*ck was small and he flipped it back on her by saying it wasn't that his penis was small it was that she was loose. An organ might look average sized or even big in a living room, but in cathedral it looks much smaller compared to its surroundings.  | |
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DevotedPuppy said: tznekbsbfrvr said: WHAT????? The girl was trying to make fun of the guy by saying his d*ck was small and he flipped it back on her by saying it wasn't that his penis was small it was that she was loose. An organ might look average sized or even big in a living room, but in cathedral it looks much smaller compared to its surroundings. Thanks DevotedPuppy, I thought I was going to have to draw stick pictures to make it any clearer. sheesh!  | |
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brodiebanks said: Topic
you know. it really isn't a topic. just sayin'...  "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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That damn Prince | |
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That joke is similar to this one:
"Well, a 357 looks small when you're riding it through "The Grand Canyon"!!!" [Edited 6/29/07 6:28am] | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: tznekbsbfrvr said: i never understood this joke.....
ummmmm...it's not that his organ was so small, it was more that her ummm, vagina was too big. Exactly ..... Youth is wasted on the young ..... | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: DevotedPuppy said: The girl was trying to make fun of the guy by saying his d*ck was small and he flipped it back on her by saying it wasn't that his penis was small it was that she was loose. An organ might look average sized or even big in a living room, but in cathedral it looks much smaller compared to its surroundings. Thanks DevotedPuppy, I thought I was going to have to draw stick pictures to make it any clearer. sheesh! I can't believe that...20 years later...people still think the "organ" in that lyric is a musical instrument.
(And the actual joke is way older than that.) We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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First heard this joke in the movie Sparkle. It's a 70's movie that starred Irene Cara. " a newborn child knows nothing of destruction, nothing of love & hate" | |
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So he can reach the freakin petals.  | |
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