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Prince Saves the Earth: An Environmentally Correct Story Prince had just finished a vegan meal, and switch on the telly to catch the news. The anchor was reporting on global warming. Prince listen with great interest. Prince is as green as he is purple. He wonder how the problems of environment waste could be solved once and for all with everyone living in harmony with nature. Prince was so deep in thought, he didn't notice a visitor had slipped into his dining room.
Al Gore reached out and put his hand on Prince's shoulder. That move was a mistake worst than his vote count in Florida, because a startled Prince instantly grabbed Al's wrist and flipped him on to the dining room table! Prince was poised to deliver a two knuckle blow to windpipe when he recognized the ex-vice president and let go. "SS-Sorry!" Prince managed to say wiping red pepper soup off his unexpected quest. "What are you doing here Mr. Vice President?' Al Gore tried, mostly in vain to right himself. "Prince I have come here to make a request. You got to give up the polyester before the world is destroyed by your clothings toxic emissions!" "Say What!!" Prince asked confused "Let me explain... [Edited 6/19/07 22:09pm] [Edited 6/20/07 20:44pm] No More Haters on the Internet. |
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ewwww! This sounds like the beginning of some really weird slash fan-fiction!  "Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you." - Kahlil Gibran | |
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And I thought I was fucked in the head...oh well.. | |
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littlemissG said: Prince had just finished a vegan meal, and switch on the telly to catch the news. The anchor was reporting on global warming. Prince listen with great interest. Prince is as green as he is purple. He wonder how the problems of environment waste could be solved once and for all with everyone living in harmony with nature. Prince was so deep in thought, he didn't notice a visitor had slipped into his dining room.
Al Gore reached out and put his hand on Prince's shoulder. That move was a mistake worst than his vote count in Florida, because a startled Prince instantly grabbed Al's wrist and flipped him on to the dining room table! Prince was poised to deliver a two knuckle blow to windpipe when he recognized the ex-vice president and let go. "SS-Sorry!" Prince managed to say wiping red pepper soup off his unexpected quest. "What are you doing here Mr. Vice President?' Al Gore tried, mostly in vain to right himself. "Prince I have come here to make a request. You got to give up the polyester before the world is destroyed by your clothings toxic emissions!" "Say What!!" Prince asked confused "Let me explain... [Edited 6/19/07 22:09pm]  Because of God..we 2 r 1~~Darren & Suzyn forever
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Its probably not a good idea to start a thread with Prince and Planet Earth in th same sentence on this forum right now. Especially if the content of the thread has nothing to do with the album release or tour. | |
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