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Has The Tiny Purple One Arrived? 353 Views

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A Defamer operative with a cameraphone's-eye-view of the Roosevelt the site of demonschlonged funk-imp Prince's upcoming summer series of pricey, intimate dinner-jazz explorations, just sent in this blurry photo of some curious activity outside the hotel. Explains our correspondent:

I took this crappy photo from [my office] next to the Hollywood Roosevelt. It's hard to make out, I know, but a huge amount of suitcases have been coming off this truck all morning and going into the Roosevelt, all under the watchful eye of a motorcycle cop. We've all been watching for any clues to see if anything belongs to Prince, like anything monogrammed with a male-female symbol or an excess of purple. But how many other guests arrive with luggage by the truckful and get their move-in supervised by the LAPD?

We promise to keep you posted on any exciting developments in the time-consuming unloading of those 3,121 pieces of luggage, especially if our spy spots an item definitively identifying the van as Prince's, such as a fifty-foot guitar case suggesting the shape of Satan's infernal member.

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3,121 pieces of luggage...

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FruitToAttractBears said:

So clever.

sucks that I can't go!!!! too much money!
It's the principal of the thing.

live4lust said:

OH! That.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

hey, maybe someone will get pissed when he does the complete Rainbow Children CD and you can pick up their discarded ticket!

live4lust said:

oohh geeezz thanks, that's something to look foward to.

What crap!

"Prince has come!"

I'm relieved, I thought it was just me.