Are there any Prince jokes out there?
(that gets the Prince related section out of the way; I really just wanted to post this...)

An eskimo is driving across the tundra when steam hisses out from under the bonnet and the car glides to a halt. He calls up the breakdown service and a truck appears. The mechanic opens the bonnet to be greeted with further spectacular vapour billows, and following a brief diagnosis he looks up at the motorist.
"Looks like you've blown a seal, mate."
"No" says the driver, nervously fingering his upper lip, "it's just frost on my moustache".

funkyfine said:

Those Eskimos sound like Aussies.

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad
Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.

The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This
time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
again,this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...

"Will you fuck off, I'm trying to take a shit!".