Ok. We all know we're gonna be invaded very soon by fake track list experts' threads.
So I just thought we could keep this thread especially for them to prevent them from polluting the whole forum.
So, come on losers, it all starts here, make your imagination work, come up with titles full of "eye", "U" and "2". Let it go here...just here.


[Edited 6/4/07 0:17am]

Maybe he's gonna do a trapped in the closest thing. There's already two versions of Guitar, there's potential for more, more, more!!!

So I predict:

1. Guitar Part 1 (Where's the guitar? mix)
2. Guitar Part 2 (Ah, there it is!)

etc..

IstenSzek said:

Is it true ? Is it true ? Tell me it is ! You have some info direct from the man himself ?!!!
Good track list though.
Congrats.

sarkozyiszeman said:

lol. this is where i could go all "i'm not supposed to say" or "i got this
info off someone who wishes to remain unknown"



truth is, i cooked it all up at my desk right here

1. The Earth is 3,121 Years Old. An orchestral ode to young earth theory, which, as we all know, is just as viable as carbon dating.

2. Third Rock Star From the Sun. Blistering rock anthem. "Eye am the Earth/Eye give life 2 everyone/Eye am The Third Rock Star from the Sun. Eye got the hardest rock from Timbuktu 2 Burma/Come and feel my terra firma."

3. Earthsexy. 'The feeling you get when you fall from the heights of long ago, and your ass gets knocked down to reality below.'

4. Eye Wanna Melt With U. (Polar Icecaps Greenhouse Megamix)

5. Biodegradable. Updated reworking of 'Insatiable.' "2night we recycle. No one will ever know. Eye'll separate the cans. And U'll fold the cartons. Eye just can't help myself, Martha. U're my ecological fantasy."

6. Little Red Prius. "Eye guess Eye should've known by the way you drove your car so smooth that it was a hybrid edition/See U're the kind of person who believes in hugging trees, and lowering fossil fuel emissions."

7. Lolita, Part 2. "She kissed me on stage and I was stumped/Then the crazy bitch tried to hump hump hump me. Lolita/U Need Ta/Stop tryin' 2 take my love seed outta me."

8. Money Does Matter After All. "Look, here's a cool investment, a TV tie-in deal with Verizon/I did the Superbowl, a fragrance line, and I'm now realizin'/That money does matter after all/It pays the bills and keeps me fed/Now I look back on the 90s and cringe at the crap I said."

1. The Earth is 3,121 Years Old. An orchestral ode to young earth theory, which, as we all know, is just as viable as carbon dating.

2. Third Rock Star From the Sun. Blistering rock anthem. "Eye am the Earth/Eye give life 2 everyone/Eye am The Third Rock Star from the Sun. Eye got the hardest rock from Timbuktu 2 Burma/Come and feel my terra firma."

3. Earthsexy. 'The feeling you get when you fall from the heights of long ago, and your ass gets knocked down to reality below.'

4. Eye Wanna Melt With U. (Polar Icecaps Greenhouse Megamix)

5. Biodegradable. Updated reworking of 'Insatiable.' "2night we recycle. No one will ever know. Eye'll separate the cans. And U'll fold the cartons. Eye just can't help myself, Martha. U're my ecological fantasy."

6. Little Red Prius. "Eye guess Eye should've known by the way you drove your car so smooth that it was a hybrid edition/See U're the kind of person who believes in hugging trees, and lowering fossil fuel emissions."

7. Lolita, Part 2. "She kissed me on stage and I was stumped/Then the crazy bitch tried to hump hump hump me. Lolita/U Need Ta/Stop tryin' 2 take my love seed outta me."

8. Money Does Matter After All. "Look, here's a cool investment, a TV tie-in deal with Verizon/I did the Superbowl, a fragrance line, and I'm now realizin'/That money does matter after all/It pays the bills and keeps me fed/Now I look back on the 90s and cringe at the crap I said."

5. Biodegradable. Updated reworking of 'Insatiable.' "2night we recycle. No one will ever know. Eye'll separate the cans. And U'll fold the cartons. Eye just can't help myself, Martha. U're my ecological fantasy."

6. Little Red Prius. "Eye guess Eye should've known by the way you drove your car so smooth that it was a hybrid edition/See U're the kind of person who believes in hugging trees, and lowering fossil fuel emissions."

sarkozyiszeman said:

lol. this is where i could go all "i'm not supposed to say" or "i got this
info off someone who wishes to remain unknown"



truth is, i cooked it all up at my desk right here :lol:

IstenSzek said:

That's industry terminology for 'from an inside source', right?

IstenSzek said:

That's industry terminology for 'from an inside source', right?

3121 said:

if by "inside source" you mean, something i pulled
out of my ass, then yes, i do have an inside source

IstenSzek said:

Can u tell us who it is?

3121 said:

please don't pressure me for information, i'm giving you people
as much as i can. but by giving you even more or revealing the
identity of my source i would put this person at risk of losing
their job. yes folks, that's how high up the chain this leak is.
this person had a wife and kids and all i know is that prince
trusts this person completely and perhaps even asks him to tell
us stuff all on the d.l. but that's not confirmed (as yet) so i
have to keep this source anonymous. all i can say is that this
is legit and very much real. this person also heard two tracks
on the new album and said it sounds like the fans will all be
'coloured purple' once this 'revolutionary' album is released...

stay tuned peepz

IstenSzek said:

I understand. Thanks for the info.

1. The Earth is 3,121 Years Old. An orchestral ode to young earth theory, which, as we all know, is just as viable as carbon dating.

2. Third Rock Star From the Sun. Blistering rock anthem. "Eye am the Earth/Eye give life 2 everyone/Eye am The Third Rock Star from the Sun. Eye got the hardest rock from Timbuktu 2 Burma/Come and feel my terra firma."

3. Earthsexy. 'The feeling you get when you fall from the heights of long ago, and your ass gets knocked down to reality below.'

4. Eye Wanna Melt With U. (Polar Icecaps Greenhouse Megamix)

5. Biodegradable. Updated reworking of 'Insatiable.' "2night we recycle. No one will ever know. Eye'll separate the cans. And U'll fold the cartons. Eye just can't help myself, Martha. U're my ecological fantasy."

6. Little Red Prius. "Eye guess Eye should've known by the way you drove your car so smooth that it was a hybrid edition/See U're the kind of person who believes in hugging trees, and lowering fossil fuel emissions."

7. Lolita, Part 2. "She kissed me on stage and I was stumped/Then the crazy bitch tried to hump hump hump me. Lolita/U Need Ta/Stop tryin' 2 take my love seed outta me."

8. Money Does Matter After All. "Look, here's a cool investment, a TV tie-in deal with Verizon/I did the Superbowl, a fragrance line, and I'm now realizin'/That money does matter after all/It pays the bills and keeps me fed/Now I look back on the 90s and cringe at the crap I said."

3121 said:

please don't pressure me for information, i'm giving you people
as much as i can. but by giving you even more or revealing the
identity of my source i would put this person at risk of losing
their job. yes folks, that's how high up the chain this leak is.
this person had a wife and kids and all i know is that prince
trusts this person completely and perhaps even asks him to tell
us stuff all on the d.l. but that's not confirmed (as yet) so i
have to keep this source anonymous. all i can say is that this
is legit and very much real. this person also heard two tracks
on the new album and said it sounds like the fans will all be
'coloured purple' once this 'revolutionary' album is released...

stay tuned peepz

Bad
Way you make me feel
Speed demon
Liberian girl
Just good friends
Another part of me
Man in the mirror
I just can't stop loving you
Dirty Diana
Smooth criminal
Leave me alone

1. Itsy Witsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
2. The Birdie Song
3. Segue of an old man getting annoyed in a supermarket
4. Earth Song
5. Why does someone not tell me when they take the last jaffa cake out of the packet?
6. Bob the Builder
7. I want 2 see U make me a brew
8. Segue of a bus driver complaining that people never give him the correct change
9. Guitar
10. Cattarh
11. Sitar
12. Segue of a drunk on a trampoline
13. Tribute (40 minutes of silence to pay respect to ventroliquist Roger De Courcey and Nookie Bear)
14. The wheels on the bus (Hidden Track)

Bad
Way you make me feel
Speed demon
Liberian girl
Just good friends
Another part of me
Man in the mirror
I just can't stop loving you
Dirty Diana
Smooth criminal
Leave me alone

IstenSzek said:

You're officially a new God around here. Man, you know a man who knows a man who knows the man himself !
Can you ask the man who knows a man who knows the man himself if it is true that Prince is tiny, please ? i'm dying to find out if the rumour is true or not.