Why not pretend you have insider knowledge on an already released Prince album?

Here's the gen on the forthcoming Musicology album.

It's got 12 tracks.
The title track is a James Brown-esque funk-workout that evolves into a synthy climax.
One of the tracks is called 'Life O The Party' and is better than 'Housequake', 'Erotic City' and 'Kiss' put together. A real Prince classic.
Rumour is that it'll be released as a download BEFORE it hits stores.
'Moonbeam Levels' is a hidden track, but actually appears BEFORE track 1. Only special CD players can access it.
Three words to take note of before the CD drops - 'We're Tired O Y'All'

(fill in any album with more than 12 tacks) "...his best album since SOTT"."return to form","Purple Rain-like anthem","James Brown inspired..."

Haystack, your post is irritating, not even funny.

What are you trying to achieve?

Riverpoet31 said:

I was having fun, that's all.

No hidden agenda.

Haystack said:

Liar!

And here's the info on the forthcoming Parade album.

The Revolution have been expanded big time.
There's a HUGE, anthemic rock-out called Venus De Milo.
It opens with a song about an ex Blue Peter presenter, Christopher Trace.
If you play the album version of 'Kiss' backwards, there's a hidden message about cock snot.
None of the songs have lyrics, bar New Position. Oh, and 10 of the other songs too.

Raze said:

No, seriously, Prince really does think that those are only three words. Mind you, he also thinks 1 + 1 + 1 is 3. . .

Oh wait, it is.

Emancipation:



It's going to be 4 discs/48 tracks. This is the album Sign O' The Times was mean to be.
Sex In The Summer samples the a sonogram of & Mayte's baby. All's well!
Guest stars Kate Bush and Chante Moore make prominent, memorable appearances.
Two year promotional campaign will result in 18 double-sided singles.

Crystal Ball:







Nevermind. It's still too painful.

Raze said:

I'd read that it was 'the album was born to make', but I didn't read it all and apparently, it actually reads 'the album was born to make and for plastic production to destroy'
There's a song on there so moving that those who've heard it so far have ejected the CD half-way through the song because they can't cope with the emotion. The song's apparently called 'Courtin Time'.
The packaging is the best of any Prince album to date and includes all lyrics.
Prince is rumoured to be singing on it.

Why can't you just wait, You really don't have much choice now do you? Stop trying to be a know-it-all

wlcm2thdwn said:

Yeah, where's my toast!?

I've just heard something amazing about Prince's forthcoming 'For You' album. Most people here won't believe me, but. . .

The album is going to be released ONLY on LP and Cassette. Yep, that's right - there's no CD or digital download.

Supposedly, the first track is a cacophony of á capella vocals.
The album is a one-man-band effort with Prince apparently playing 23 different instruments. Many of which may possibly refer to the same keyboard, but programmed to sound like a different instrument.
It's said that neither Larry Graham, nor Kirky J will appear on it.
Soft & Wet IS on the album, but doesn't include the PrinceLookedLikeACutePuppyDogBackThen Mix from the maxi-single. Shame