1. The Earth is 3,121 Years Old. An orchestral ode to young earth theory, which, as we all know, is just as viable as carbon dating.

2. Third Rock Star From the Sun. Blistering rock anthem. "Eye am the Earth/Eye give life 2 everyone/Eye am The Third Rock Star from the Sun. Eye got the hardest rock from Timbuktu 2 Burma/Come and feel my terra firma."

3. Earthsexy. 'The feeling you get when you fall from the heights of long ago, and your ass gets knocked down to reality below.'

4. Eye Wanna Melt With U. (Polar Icecaps Greenhouse Megamix)

5. Biodegradable. Updated reworking of 'Insatiable.' "2night we recycle. No one will ever know. Eye'll separate the cans. And U'll fold the cartons. Eye just can't help myself, Martha. U're my ecological fantasy."

6. Little Red Prius. "Eye guess Eye should've known by the way you drove your car so smooth that it was a hybrid edition/See U're the kind of person who believes in hugging trees, and lowering fossil fuel emissions."

7. Lolita, Part 2. "She kissed me on stage and I was stumped/Then the crazy bitch tried to hump hump hump me. Lolita/U Need Ta/Stop tryin' 2 take my love seed outta me."

8. Money Does Matter After All. "Look, here's a cool investment, a TV tie-in deal with Verizon/I did the Superbowl, a fragrance line, and I'm now realizin'/That money does matter after all/It pays the bills and keeps me fed/Now I look back on the 90s and cringe at the crap I said."

Bad
Way you make me feel
Speed demon
Liberian girl
Just good friends
Another part of me
Man in the mirror
I just can't stop loving you
Dirty Diana
Smooth criminal
Leave me alone

sarkozyiszeman said:

You're so cryptic! Spill it!

Planet Earth
Guitar
Verizon On Up
R U Badd Enough?
Eric Benet Has A 2" Penis
Moonbeam Levels
The (Larry) Graham Progression
The Minnisota Twinz

From very reliable sources (Joey Fatone stole a copy from the studio) this is the track listing:

1. (Eye) Was Sexy (20 Years Ago)
2. (Eye)'m So Jealous (of Justin Timberlake)
3. Justin Time
4. We R So N Sync
5. Why Can't (Eye) B (More Like Justin)
6. JT is Awesome
7. (Eye) Could Never Take the Place (of JT)
8. He's New and (Eye)'m Old
9. Planet Earth (Featuring Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado, and Timbaland)
10. Justin Timber Lake Minnetonka

(Hidden Track)
11. This Track is Hidden (Cause JT Said 2 Hide It)

1. Guitar
2. Drums
3. Bass
4. Planet Earth
5. Planet Mars
6. Planet Venus
7. Eye Like (Uranus)
8. The Sun, The Moon and Stars (Gonna get humped)
9. Actually, I love perfume more than my guitar
10. 3121 (Rinsin' It Out Mix)
11. Fuck Eric
12. Cock Eyed Woman (U know Who U R)
13. May U Live 2 C The Dawn on the Verizon
14. Corset Time
15. Get off the stage, bitch
16. Moonbeam Levels (bonus)
17. Xtra Loveable (bonus)
18. blank
19. blank
20. blank
21. blank
22. blank
23. blank
24. blank
25. Generic James Brown jam featuring Maceo Parker.
[Edited 6/5/07 17:18pm]

Planet Earth - Prince & Michael Jackson
Sony/Columbia

Singingboy said:

As if!!

Just for fun, some fake tracklist threads from the days leading up to 3121:

http://www.prince.org/msg/7/167600
http://www.prince.org/msg/7/168088

1. Guitar
2. Drums
3. Bass
4. Planet Earth
5. Planet Mars
6. Planet Venus
7. Eye Like (Uranus)
8. The Sun, The Moon and Stars (Gonna get humped)
9. Actually, I love perfume more than my guitar
10. 3121 (Rinsin' It Out Mix)
11. Fuck Eric
12. Cock Eyed Woman (U know Who U R)
13. May U Live 2 C The Dawn on the Verizon
14. Corset Time
15. Get off the stage, bitch
16. Moonbeam Levels (bonus)
17. Xtra Loveable (bonus)
18. blank
19. blank
20. blank
21. blank
22. blank
23. blank
24. blank
25. Generic James Brown jam featuring Maceo Parker.
[Edited 6/5/07 17:18pm]

Very, very funny.