This is a complete classic, prepare to be wowed

http://pc.rte.ie/2007/pc/...jimjim.mp3
[Edited 5/31/07 16:55pm]

And these are the lyrics (in case you thought it was Mr. Trousersnake)

Sexy Joe

I`m gonna shave my back (YEAH)
And then i`m gonna wax me sack and crack (YEAH)
I will be smoother than yer man 2pac (YEAH)
`Cept i`m not dead and i am not black (YEAH)

Take `èm to the bridge :

Duffy babe... (YEAH?)
I ring ye on line two . . . every daaaay (YEAH?)
Ì`ll let you whip me if i misbehave (WHA`Sheila?)
I`ll trim your beard for you my Joe Duff-aaaaayy (YEAH?)

Yeah ? - Yeah !

Take me to the chorus :

Come here, girl, go ahead Joe Duffy
Ring me back, go ahead Joe Duffy
I`ll make ye whine, go ahead Joe Duffy
On Liveline, go ahead Joe Duffy
I`ll make ya swoon, go ahead Joe Duffy
Good afternoon, go ahead Joe Duffy
Yer wearin` that thong, go ahead Joe Duffy
Yer very welcome along, go ahead Joe Duffy
Get your sexy on, go ahead Joe Duffy
Get your sexy Joe.

Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Joe Duffy
Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Joe Duffy
Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Joe Duffy
Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Joe Duffy
Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Jooooee
Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Joe Duffy
Who`s your sexy Joe ? you are Joe Duffy

I`m bringing sexy chat (YEAH)
Better than Gerry, Marian or Pat (YEAH)
All other talk shows and a load of crap (YEAH)(YEAH)
I do me show wearing just a jockstrap (YEEEE-AAAH)

Take èm to the bridge

Joooo-ey Duuuuuf . . . (YEAH?)
You are so sexy, and ye are so tough (YEAH?)
I`m thinking of ye - in yer hairy buff (YEAH)(YEAH)(YEAH)
It drives me crazy when ye cut me off (YEAH)

Take me to the chorus, Joe

Come here, girl, go ahead Joe Duffy
Talk to Joe, go ahead Joe Duffy
Look at my bare feet, go ahead Joe Duffy
Look at that toe, go ahead Joe Duffy
To the canteen, go ahead Joe Duffy
RTE, go ahead Joe Duffy
Buy ye some chips, go ahead Joe Duffy
Give us a kiss, go ahead Joe Duffy

Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe
Who`s you sexy Joe? you are Joe

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Don't Prince fans have senses of humours anymore?

omnithanos said:

Uh yeah, when there's humor around.

At least it's a reply.

omnithanos said:

liked it

Nothing short of genius