I know that the thought of having sex with me would probably make Prince want to vomit on his cornflakes.

Post a pic of yourself that would show Prince just how well he's doing not having any kind of physical or emotional action with you.

Alternatively, just tell the world why Prince would rather die than have any kind of relationship with you.

Personally, Prince would hate being with me because a) he ain't gay (well, openly anyway) and b) if he were gay, he'd be into bears I'd guess, and so definitely wouldn't be into me and c) I can't imagine that he'd be into the same fetishes that I'm into.

Our relationship is doomed already

What about you?

jess555ja said:

Good one Haystack.

Haystack said:

pics, please.

Well. Allright...

squirrelgrease said:

@ that shirt!

squirrelgrease said:

oh shit!

she must b priceless

parishilton said:

jess555ja said:

and a red-head too lol "i bet she'd do him real well"

squirrelgrease said:

OMG!!! She looks like the type of person who could give me a reason to bump my own thread

jess555ja said:

Didn't know Chris Rock & Usher 'hung-out' together

bonedaddy said:

That does look like them!

wlcm2thdwn said:

I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!

jess555ja said:

Well, you have to squint and use your imagination! Maybe squeeze a lemon in your eyes first.