lol. this is for the people who have no time on their hands.
Re-do prince songs.
they can be about whatever but they have to be funny.
(sorry if this has been done)

Here's a new version of "do me baby"

Wash Me, Baby!

Here we are, in this big ol' bubbly tub..
staring each other down.
You want to scrub me baby yes you do,
let's stop fooling around.
Take me baby, wash me all over, clean me all off.
Please wash behind my ears and on my neck.
baby you know that's all I've been dreaming of..

Wash me baby, like you never done before.
ohh, ooh scrub my back till there aint no dirt no more
come on, wash me baby like you never done before.
ooh,ohh wash me some more till there aint no dirt no more there aint no!

Here we are looking for a reason,
for you to scrub me down.
For a bath like ours, is never out of season
so baby, please keep washin me.
ohh what you do, i could never bathe another.
Your the best I've ever had
When ever we're not washing one another,
i just want to soo bad!

Wash me baby, like you never done before.
ohh, ooh scrub my back till there aint no dirt no more
come on, wash me baby like you never done before.
ooh,ohh wash me some more till there aint no dirt no more there aint no!

I say oooh, oooh, ooooh, oooooh, yea
wash me baby honey all night long.

Ilkaa and I were bored

That's great!

jess555ja said:

haha! thanks, very bored. lol
now lets see yours!

SaraWright10 said:

err . . . I'm not very creative. I'll have to think of one and post it tomorrow.

I'm posting it again...I dun care!

Open your butt, open your thighs
My thang, recieve it all day
A wonderful dick in your behind,
An asshole is all u pay
Around the world in a gay!

FruitToAttractBears said:

That's lovely!

FruitToAttractBears said:

omg!

I think your's just about beats mine..

Wash Me is so funny! i like it!

his part in v6-"vibrator" was pretty funny

FruitToAttractBears said:

i can never listen to that song again

I thought Bob George was funny as hell!

tznekbsbfrvr said:

haha thanks.. im at school right now but i was bored last period so i one really fast.

ill post it later on tonight.

Here's the one i did at school.. i dont think it's as good as wash me baby but oh well..


Nothing Compares to shoes

It's been 7 hours and 13 days,
since you took my shoes away.
I go out everynight, with barefoot legs,
since you took my shoes away.
Since they've been gone I get cut all over my foot,
cause I don't.. have any shoes.
Scrape my heel while walking to a restaurant,
and nothing, nothing can take away this bruise.

Nothing compares,
nothing compares 2 shoes.
Nothing compares,
Nothing compares 2 shoes.

It's been soo painful without them here,
I'm like a bird, without a song.
Nothin can stop this painful foot, from throbbin.
tell me baby, where have my shoes gone?
I can put a pair of socks right on my feet,
but they only remind me of shoes.
I went to the doctor and guess what he told me..
guess what he told me..
he said okay, you've got a plantars wart or two,
take this till you get some shoes.

Nothing compares,
nothing compares 2 shoes.
Nothing compares,
nothing compares 2 shoes.

All the cuts that I have now suga,
in my two feet..
will heal when you give me my shoes.
I know that living with my shoe fetish is sometimes hard.
some times hard.
but im willing now, willing to ditch a pair.
Now will you care?
will you care?

Nothing compares,
Nothing compares 2 shoes.
Nothing compares,
nothing compares 2 shoes.



i have no life obviously
[Edited 5/21/07 13:15pm]

SaraWright10 said:

I love it! This is my favorite part: "I can put a pair of socks right on my feet,but they only remind me of shoes." Genius!

jess555ja said:

thanks..
i really need some hobbies other than this

2 funny, 2 funny!

lol wow. i never do that much when i get lazy. they are very funny.

Anyone else want to step up and make one?

come on
it's not that hard and its funny

Glam Ham

This thing have - was alive!
It was a piece of the physical
One taste and I'm satisfied
Must be a dream it's so magical

Glam Ham thank U ma'am
U really make my day
Glam Ham thank U ma'am
I'm glad that you don't neigh

I know I eat you too much
But I just can't seem 2 get full enough (I want to eat U)
I want 2 eat U every night
I'm so hungry and U're the star

Glam Ham thank U ma'am
U really make my day
Glam Ham thank U ma'am
Ill nosh you everyday

Really fatty,pretty greasy
feces bath in the pig-pen
I don't understand
It means I love U
Come a little slice straight on your tongue
U go carve 4 me and I carve again
Glam Ham, thank U ma'am
Pork rinds, tasty bacon
piggies on the lawn
Come a little slice straight on your tongue
Glam ham

Glam ham, thank U ma'am
U really make my day



Swamp Thing
Swamp thing!
Swamp thing, Ive searched since 21
Swamp thing, and now ive finally won
Swamp thing,youre fantasy?
U don't wanna fuck with me!

Swamp thing, ur nasty and don't smell good
Swamp thing, baby I knew U would
Swamp thing, whats this I see?
Swamp thing, When U creep, when U creep, when U creep
Are you creeping, are you creeping towards me?

Swamp thing, maybe I should give my folks a call
Swamp thing, tell them to meet me at the mall
Swamp thing, tell them you're coming home with me,
and were gonna be filthy rich
Swamp thing, tell them I found a new cash cow
Swamp thing, I can't wait 2 get U home
Swamp thing, where I could name you Joan
Swamp thing, I could take you on Jerry Springer,
and then we could be a story of our own



Okay lame

^^^^^
I it!!!

pasquerto said:

haha! no good! finally someone else is doing this! keep em' coming.
we can problem have every song done..





by next year

pasquerto said:[quote]Glam Ham



I know I eat you too much
But I just can't seem 2 get full enough (I want to eat U)
I want 2 eat U every night
I'm so hungry and U're the star
[b]this part dont nessicarily gotta b about ham,.....

cinnamongrl said:[quote]

pasquerto said:

this part dont nessicarily hve to b about ham.....

cinnamongrl said:[quote]

cinnamongrl said:

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oh lawd

i always liked horny toad - love the beat - but it makes me speed in my car

all i want is to rub your body until u start to bleed