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Prince and Oprah to make new movie--The Color Purple Rain let's come up with some plot lines to help them out with the script! 
Who woiuld you cast? | |
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LMFAO!
the color purple rain. id cast me. as prince's young love interest. haha! and you! as his other young love interest. he's stuck who he should choose. Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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Oprah "I've always dreamt of building schools in Africa to help educate the less fortunate.And you...what do you dream of?"
The Kid "Makin' it." Oprah "Will you help me?" Kid "Nope." Orpah "Excuse me?" Kid "U wanna know why?" Oprah "Well, yes.It's sweeps month." Kid "U need 2 pass the initiation first.U need 2 purify urself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka first." Oprah "Can Gayle come?" Kid "Nope." Oprah "John Travolta?" Kid "Nope.Only Stedman...cuz he looks like Larry Graham." | |
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DifferentPsuedenum said: Oprah "I've always dreamt of building schools in Africa to help educate the less fortunate.And you...what do you dream of?"
The Kid "Makin' it." Oprah "Will you help me?" Kid "Nope." Orpah "Excuse me?" Kid "U wanna know why?" Oprah "Well, yes.It's sweeps month." Kid "U need 2 pass the initiation first.U need 2 purify urself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka first." Oprah "Can Gayle come?" Kid "Nope." Oprah "John Travolta?" Kid "Nope.Only Stedman...cuz he looks like Larry Graham." haha... i love this!!!  "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..."  | |
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Apollonia...after Prince backhanded her ass into the middle of next week... marches up to Harpo Studios. She sticks her foot in the door after the security guard gets distracted by 50 Cent and his crew pulling up in pimped out Hummers.
She walks up to Oprah, who is on stage preparing to introduce her next guest and says... Apollonia: You told The Kid to beat me! All my life I had to fight. I had to fight my daddy. I had to fight my uncles. I had to fight my brothers. A girl child ain't safe in a family of men, but I ain't never thought I'd have to fight in my own house! Miss Oprah, I loves The Kid! God knows I do! But I'll kill 'im dead 'fo I let him beat me! Audience: Cheering and applauding loudly..."You go, girl!" "That's right!" "Amen!" | |
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DifferentPsuedenum said: Oprah "I've always dreamt of building schools in Africa to help educate the less fortunate.And you...what do you dream of?"
The Kid "Makin' it." Oprah "Will you help me?" Kid "Nope." Orpah "Excuse me?" Kid "U wanna know why?" Oprah "Well, yes.It's sweeps month." Kid "U need 2 pass the initiation first.U need 2 purify urself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka first." Oprah "Can Gayle come?" Kid "Nope." Oprah "John Travolta?" Kid "Nope.Only Stedman...cuz he looks like Larry Graham." "Fella's would u look at that tail............... would u eva....."
.....I don't do this because i have a choice.........it was pre-determined b4 my birth......... | |
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tznekbsbfrvr said: DifferentPsuedenum said: Oprah "I've always dreamt of building schools in Africa to help educate the less fortunate.And you...what do you dream of?"
The Kid "Makin' it." Oprah "Will you help me?" Kid "Nope." Orpah "Excuse me?" Kid "U wanna know why?" Oprah "Well, yes.It's sweeps month." Kid "U need 2 pass the initiation first.U need 2 purify urself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka first." Oprah "Can Gayle come?" Kid "Nope." Oprah "John Travolta?" Kid "Nope.Only Stedman...cuz he looks like Larry Graham." haha... i love this!!! Co- If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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I am lovin this!!!! More! More!!  To GOD be the Glory! | |
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DifferentPsuedenum said: Oprah "I've always dreamt of building schools in Africa to help educate the less fortunate.And you...what do you dream of?"
The Kid "Makin' it." Oprah "Will you help me?" Kid "Nope." Orpah "Excuse me?" Kid "U wanna know why?" Oprah "Well, yes.It's sweeps month." Kid "U need 2 pass the initiation first.U need 2 purify urself in the waters of Lake Minnitonka first." Oprah "Can Gayle come?" Kid "Nope." Oprah "John Travolta?" Kid "Nope.Only Stedman...cuz he looks like Larry Graham."  | |
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Oprah looking into the Kid's house "Those your parents?"
Kid "Yeah,freakshow." Oprah "Would you like me to introduce them to Dr.Phil?" Kid "Lay off that!" moments later inside while something that sounds like doves crying plays ... Oprah "What did you to to her?" Kid "Had her talk with Dr.Phil." Oprah "You should know by now we'd never put a dark cloud around you!" Kid "And the nominees 4 best actress r..." Gayle "Fuck it Oprah,let's break!" Kid with a Jay Leno puppet "Why should he do ur show? He's been getting along just fine without u." Oprah "You know you can really make people feel like shit sometimes.Doesn't that bother you?" Kid "Not as much as the fact that u and Stedman still can't afford 2 get married after 20 years." Oprah "JEALOUS???" | |
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DifferentPsuedenum said: Oprah looking into the Kid's house "Those your parents?"
Kid "Yeah,freakshow." Oprah "Would you like me to introduce them to Dr.Phil?" Kid "Lay off that!" moments later inside while something that sounds like doves crying plays ... Oprah "What did you to to her?" Kid "Had her talk with Dr.Phil." Oprah "You should know by now we'd never put a dark cloud around you!" Kid "And the nominees 4 best actress r..." Gayle "Fuck it Oprah,let's break!" Kid with a Jay Leno puppet "Why should he do ur show? He's been getting along just fine without u." Oprah "You know you can really make people feel like shit sometimes.Doesn't that bother you?" Kid "Not as much as the fact that u and Stedman still can't afford 2 get married after 20 years." Oprah "JEALOUS???" If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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THE KID SLAPS OPRAH AND SHE GOES TO GAYLE AND SAY "YOU TOLD THE KID TO BEAT ME?" [Edited 5/6/07 11:45am] I'M NOT SHOUTING, JEEZ! | |
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lol you ppl silly Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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squirrelgrease said: DifferentPsuedenum said: Oprah looking into the Kid's house "Those your parents?"
Kid "Yeah,freakshow." Oprah "Would you like me to introduce them to Dr.Phil?" Kid "Lay off that!" moments later inside while something that sounds like doves crying plays ... Oprah "What did you to to her?" Kid "Had her talk with Dr.Phil." Oprah "You should know by now we'd never put a dark cloud around you!" Kid "And the nominees 4 best actress r..." Gayle "Fuck it Oprah,let's break!" Kid with a Jay Leno puppet "Why should he do ur show? He's been getting along just fine without u." Oprah "You know you can really make people feel like shit sometimes.Doesn't that bother you?" Kid "Not as much as the fact that u and Stedman still can't afford 2 get married after 20 years." Oprah "JEALOUS???" great addition "So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..." | |
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