If you've replied to every single forum on p.org

<--You make a lot on a stock trade and go buy a huge purple couch!!!

U get 20 calls during Superbowl halftime show!!

You're writing copy for an apparel line and you type "Prince" instead of "Prints."

Genesia said:

I called my boss Prince one day and she wasn't to thrilled

yabadabajudith said:

Or if your 8 year old daughter singing loud and happy 'Sex in the summer' in the car and the windows are open - and afterwards asks what it means (we are norwegians...)

trc1 said:

Okay, that's bad.

You can't wait for your daughter's dance recital because her first number is to "Raspberry Beret".

*someone (after hearing you go on and on about how prince is a genius) asks you 2 make them a mix , and you make them a set because 18 songs doesn't represent him enough

chocolate1 said:

realm said:

hahahahahaha all of my friends automatically wanted to ask me what i thought about the superbowl

VICKYMARIA said:

You might be a Purpleneck if all the cds in your car are either by Prince or one of his associates.
[Edited 5/3/07 15:10pm]

You might be a PurpleNeck if...after reorganizing your CD collection...you realize that 25% of ALL THE MUSIC THAT YOU OWN is Prince or Prince-related.

If you buy all new stuff and get your hair all done up 4 Prince concerts even tho youll be sitting in the nosebleeds

You drag friends who arent even Prince fans to concerts hoping 2 convert them...and on the way make them listen to his music so they will know the words if they get pulled up onstage....oh,wait and u practice dance moves just incase u get pulled up onstage

If your constantly preaching to your classmates @ school what "real" music is and you sound like a recording of a Prince interview

If you make announcements to people who dont care that Prince is going 2 be on tv,tour,or coming out with a new album.

If you talk about Prince and past proteges as if you know them around others

If your favortie color is blue but when asked you blurt out purple

when u get excited over "stupid" Prince news...like "Prince was spotted drinking bottled water @ the Rio 3 am this morning"

If you bought a $20 shirt months ago and still havent worn it yet...waiting 4 that Prince tour

If You didnt wear eyeliner til you saw Purple Rain...and when people made fun of you wearing it on the lid you used Prince as an example of others who do that (oh how I miss junior high )

If you waited hours in line with friends(who arent Prince fans) 4 a 10 minute televised performance

If youve forced friends to watch endless Prince dvds...and/or invited them over 4 a sleepover and used watching Purple Rain as the catch that would get them there

If your friend bought u some hair gel just b/c it was called Purple Rain.

If you bought the Purple Rein Misto drink just 2 say that was you favorite drink

...Ill be back with more this is sooo embarrassing

If you bought a Prince shirt at the Musicology concert and wore it, but did not wash it for a year, because you were afraid the face would fade--and I was right, it did!
[Edited 5/3/07 17:50pm]

I LOVE this thread

I, um, relate to SO many of these...

Let's see...

If your best friend has her mother to pull off the highway so she can find a payphone to tell you that When Doves Cry is on the radio and you all listen to it together, her on the payphone and you at home in your basement.

If your grandmother leaves you a message on ur cell singing Purple Rain after the superbowl performance.

If everytime you go around family they ask your husband, "Prince call your house looking for your wife yet? (giggle giggle)?" (those haters!)

If every picture of you in highschool (and afterwards) has you and Prince in it (either on a button, tshirt, poster behind you on the wall, you holding up the latest copy of Right On with Prince on the cover)
[Edited 5/3/07 18:07pm]

Genesia said:

I think it's funny

RodeoSchro said:

PleasurePrinciple said:

wlcm2thdwn said:

I know, I have one too

If you have to stop w/e ure doing if u hear a Prince song in public. And anyone with you has to be quiet.

If someone calls you if they want to know something abt Prince or if they hear something about him somewhere.

babooshleeky said:

mine shrunk

You got excited when you found out he likes younger women.

You blab on about him so much that your friend who works in a CD store tells you he can't stop noticing the Prince cds now.

PleasurePrinciple said:

mine is fading...hopefully they will have some in SF on the 19th

I will buy two shirts, one to wear and one to keep nice.....you might be a purple neck if you do that

...lol,if you got fustrated at the woman doing ur nails cuz she looked at you weird when u asked her 2 write Prince on ur nails ...I did that 4 a concert!By the way...she kept asking me "u sure u dont want princess..." im like "NO...PRINCE"

If youre obsessed with Prince concert reviews and actually get lost up in there...start feelin like u were there and stuff

If your friends who arent in2 Prince at all start making comments about how fine he looks now ...thats some work u had 2 put in

If you made yourself eat tootsie pops even tho u hate them but just b/c Prince mentioned them in a song and made them look cool

omg......If you wore one gold hoop 2 school b/c that was what Apples wore in Purple Rain when Prince made her his girl ...all day long all I got is "ur missing an earring"..."scuse me,you lost ur earring"
...some of yall mayy have done this but I think it was more acceptable in the 80's...Im talkin like '03-'04

PleasurePrinciple said:

That is too funny!

If your friends who arent in2 Prince at all start making comments about how fine he looks now ...thats some work u had 2 put in

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PleasurePrinciple said:

I forced one of my friends to watch Graffiti Bridge (I warned her you have to be a die hard prince fan to like the movie) and I kept saying how hot he looked. Then about half way through the movie she said "he looks really hot! No!!! You're getting to me!" haha.

Your favourite colour your whole life is pink then suddenly in a split second it's purple