Sorry if this has been posted already - Holy Moly, 27.4.07. Edit - oh it has.Sorry.

There's a rumour doing the rounds that Prince smacked celebrity pipecleaner Paris Hilton down quite spectacularly at a recent Las Vegas show.

The purple perv was quite happily frotting his way across the stage at Vegas' Club 3121, so the story goes, when he spotted the wonky-eyed harridan, whooping it up like a three-year-old on too much fizzy pop, at the front of the stage. So what does the world's most famous Jehovah's Witness do? He invites Hilton on stage to join him in a duet.

And then comes the sucker punch. Having got Hilton up on stage, Prince hands her a microphone and turns to the audience, saying: "Now let’s see if she can really sing.” Cue Hilton scooting off stage as quick as her wiry little legs will go and heading deep into the Nevada desert.

The Hilton camp has denied the incident ever happened. Prince's people have issued a rather more enigmatic: "No comment."

Please please Lord, let it come to pass that someone had the sense to film it...
[Edited 4/30/07 6:25am]

pjh1972 said:

Already posted http://www.prince.org/msg/7/225450