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If Prince were to perform Head again This is long and thought up at 3 in the morning so bare with me, but considering how The Cross has changed to The Christ and Prince now sings "it’s mainly a spiritual thing" in I Feel For U, I started thinking what other lyrics he could change so we could hear some of his classics in concert again:
Let’s Pretend We’re Married - Excuse me but I need a soul like your’s, to help me hand out Watchtowers door-to-door. Dirty Mind - In my daddy’s car, it’s U I really wanna save Then I started re-writing whole songs Darling Nikki I knew a guy named Larry I guess u could say she was a jay-dub I met him in a church vestibule Teaching people about peace and love He said "how'd u like 2 waste some time?" And I could not resist when I saw little Larry tithe He took me 2 his chapel And I just couldn't believe my eyes He had so many Watchtowers Teaching that Jesus is the light He said "sign your soul on the dotted line" The lights went out And Larry started 2 tithe The chapel started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can't tell u what he did 2 me But my spirit will never be the same His preachin’ will kick your behind Speakin’ on love and mercy He'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how 2 tithe Woke up the next morning Larry wasn't there I looked all over and all I found Was a Watchtower on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Go to church whenever U want 2 tithe Oh, Larry, ohhhh Come back Larry, come back Your darlin’ little Prince wanna tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe And lest anyone think I’m just JW bashing Head I remember when I met u, baby U were on you're way to be wed U were such a skinny thing You could barely walk, looked so unfed And I was so nonchalant I didn't want you to be misled But I've gotta feed u, baby got to put some food into your head And you said "I’m really hungry and I'm on my way to be wed Might you have some food Anything will do, So I gave you Bread Til you're full and stuffed Bread Til you get enough Bread Jam makes a tasty spread Bread Eat it til you're dead U know it’s good, girl Would you like some juice to wash it down? U wouldn't have stopped But I, spilled jam on your wedding gown And you said, "I must confess, I prefer my bread slightly toasted." I got more jam, you fool, U married me instead Now morning, noon, and night I give u Bread Anyone else got some good suggestions? | |
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brilliant "You could say I'm a terminal case/You could burn up my clothes/Smash up my ride...well, maybe not the ride" | |
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Brilliant! Love it!  | |
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For heaven's sake, don't give him any more ideas! 
I'd just rather never hear him sing "Head" again! [Edited 4/25/07 10:32am] | |
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OMG..I am laughing so hard! Please post more, ndx36! These are GREAT! | |
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Come back Larry, come back
Your darlin’ little Prince wanna tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe tithe   God bless everyone. NO exceptions. | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: For heaven's sake, don't give him any more ideas!
I'd just rather never hear him sing "Head" again! [Edited 4/25/07 10:32am] No kidding! I'm firmly planted in denial |
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| @ Darling Larry | |
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I thought this was a thread about Prince performing fellatio. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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| Damn that was funny.'I got more jam,u fool' Does prince like jam? | |
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"BREAD!
Until you're burning up! BREAD!" ROFLMAO!!!!! GENIOUS! OMG OMG OMG! *jumping up & down, giggling FURIOUSLY* *everybody needs a thrill* | |
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Alphaboot Street
I'm cracking down On all my fan sites I'm gonna hound Them every day and all night I'm gonna talk litigation Till they give me back my copyrights (Yeah, yeah, yeah) I'm gonna shank My entire fanbase A white Euro fanbase Cuz I lost the bruthas back in '88 ('85!) Gonna take all my vids and put them in a vault in... The Twin Cities. (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Excuse me baby I don't mean 2 B a rude But I'm-a confiscate all those clips on YouTube So if U don't mind I just got 2... Gank! (Yeah, yeah, yeah) We're cracking down, down, down, Cuz that's the only way To make these dumbass fans know what we got 2 say Send them a cease and desist letter And make a better day Maybe it's the only way (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Talk 2 me fanboy Come and tell me what U jacked Didn't yo momma tell U U gotta pay 4 every act? Didn't she tell U Prince's lawyers Are the meanest of all If U gank it U will choke on it Then end up in juvie hall No benefits The jail term is forever U become the bitch of A guy named Trevor U kiss your cellmates Like U know U should And U jerk your body Like a horny convict would Now run and tell your parole officer about that! Hey ho, Alphaboot Street A, B, C, D, E, F, I... sue you. | |
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OH WOW!
You're a genius! THIS IS EXCELLENT! are you a lyrical re-do master in disguise?  "When I want to hear good music, I write it myself" | |
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padawan said: Alphaboot Street
I'm cracking down On all my fan sites I'm gonna hound Them every day and all night I'm gonna talk litigation Till they give me back my copyrights (Yeah, yeah, yeah) I'm gonna shank My entire fanbase A white Euro fanbase Cuz I lost the bruthas back in '88 ('85!) Gonna take all my vids and put them in a vault in... The Twin Cities. (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Excuse me baby I don't mean 2 B a rude But I'm-a confiscate all those clips on YouTube So if U don't mind I just got 2... Gank! (Yeah, yeah, yeah) We're cracking down, down, down, Cuz that's the only way To make these dumbass fans know what we got 2 say Send them a cease and desist letter And make a better day Maybe it's the only way (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Talk 2 me fanboy Come and tell me what U jacked Didn't yo momma tell U U gotta pay 4 every act? Didn't she tell U Prince's lawyers Are the meanest of all If U gank it U will choke on it Then end up in juvie hall No benefits The jail term is forever U become the bitch of A guy named Trevor U kiss your cellmates Like U know U should And U jerk your body Like a horny convict would Now run and tell your parole officer about that! Hey ho, Alphaboot Street A, B, C, D, E, F, I... sue you. This is genius! | |
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padawan said: Alphaboot Street
I'm cracking down On all my fan sites I'm gonna hound Them every day and all night I'm gonna talk litigation Till they give me back my copyrights (Yeah, yeah, yeah) I'm gonna shank My entire fanbase A white Euro fanbase Cuz I lost the bruthas back in '88 ('85!) Gonna take all my vids and put them in a vault in... The Twin Cities. (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Excuse me baby I don't mean 2 B a rude But I'm-a confiscate all those clips on YouTube So if U don't mind I just got 2... Gank! (Yeah, yeah, yeah) We're cracking down, down, down, Cuz that's the only way To make these dumbass fans know what we got 2 say Send them a cease and desist letter And make a better day Maybe it's the only way (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Talk 2 me fanboy Come and tell me what U jacked Didn't yo momma tell U U gotta pay 4 every act? Didn't she tell U Prince's lawyers Are the meanest of all If U gank it U will choke on it Then end up in juvie hall No benefits The jail term is forever U become the bitch of A guy named Trevor U kiss your cellmates Like U know U should And U jerk your body Like a horny convict would Now run and tell your parole officer about that! Hey ho, Alphaboot Street A, B, C, D, E, F, I... sue you.
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padawan said: Alphaboot Street
I'm cracking down On all my fan sites I'm gonna hound Them every day and all night I'm gonna talk litigation Till they give me back my copyrights (Yeah, yeah, yeah) I'm gonna shank My entire fanbase A white Euro fanbase Cuz I lost the bruthas back in '88 ('85!) Gonna take all my vids and put them in a vault in... The Twin Cities. (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Excuse me baby I don't mean 2 B a rude But I'm-a confiscate all those clips on YouTube So if U don't mind I just got 2... Gank! (Yeah, yeah, yeah) We're cracking down, down, down, Cuz that's the only way To make these dumbass fans know what we got 2 say Send them a cease and desist letter And make a better day Maybe it's the only way (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Talk 2 me fanboy Come and tell me what U jacked Didn't yo momma tell U U gotta pay 4 every act? Didn't she tell U Prince's lawyers Are the meanest of all If U gank it U will choke on it Then end up in juvie hall No benefits The jail term is forever U become the bitch of A guy named Trevor U kiss your cellmates Like U know U should And U jerk your body Like a horny convict would Now run and tell your parole officer about that! Hey ho, Alphaboot Street A, B, C, D, E, F, I... sue you. WOAH! That was the shit!   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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funniest stuff ever | |
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Jam on Alphaboot Street!
 God bless everyone. NO exceptions. | |
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Oh My God.....careful what you wish for, folks. Prince isn't quite out of his self-censoring phase yet.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I just caint imagine a 50 yr old man singing "head"...lol lol lol.. | |
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LexNevermind said: I just caint imagine a 50 yr old man singing "head"...lol lol lol..
I can't imagine a 50yr old man wearing heels, and a corset either among other things Prince does. It's Prince! If he wants 2 jump on stage and sing head shit I'd b right there singing the background vocals 4 him. "{I must confess I want 2 get undressed and go 2 bed}"  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: LexNevermind said: I just caint imagine a 50 yr old man singing "head"...lol lol lol..
I can't imagine a 50yr old man wearing heels, and a corset either among other things Prince does. It's Prince! If he wants 2 jump on stage and sing head shit I'd b right there singing the background vocals 4 him. "{I must confess I want 2 get undressed and go 2 bed}" [But I'm just a virgin and I'm on my way 2 b wed] | |
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LexNevermind said: I just caint imagine a 50 yr old man singing "head"...lol lol lol..
50 year olds don't do oral? Or if they do, they don't enjoy it? Fucking news to me. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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