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Protege said: oooohwechewchewourfoodyeah...I just can't get that one outta my head
Scuse me but I need a taste like urs 2 help me forget the one I just dropped on the floor Funny but it seems that you might taste real nice If u do go let's come eat what we can eat  nonsense  Ooh, little salad, if U're free 4 a couple o' hours (Free 4 a couple o' hours) If ya don’t spoil 4 the next 7 years (Next 7 years) I said Let's pretend this tastes good and eat it all night I won't stop until the dressing's gone Let's pretend this tastes good and eat it all ni-iii-iii-iii-iii-iiight Tonight Ooh we chew chew our food yeah! All the vegies sing 2gether Excuse me but I need your ruffagery I’ve been waiting so anxiously My hunger's gone but I don't care at all And if it wanst, so what, come on baby, let's ball!  i'm done with this shit | |
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Turnips
Daddy Pickle Dinner and Pickles Cream Cheese Eatin' Wilted and Stale Gett Munching Eat dont dribble Juice Dressing dont matter tonight Dip Ineddible Live for Lunch PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: Lettuce Work?
 Oh fuck it, I'm doing Nine Inch Nails songs: Head Like a Lettuce Get Down, Make Salad (ok, this isn't an original )
Mr. Chef Destruct With Beets, Happiness in Celery, I do not want pepper, The Day the Ranch Dressing went away, Something I can never Toss, omg
something i can never toss
(p.s. you like YZ, right? RIGHT?!) [Edited 4/21/07 20:44pm] | |
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I love this thread  | |
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evenstar3 said: Imago said: Oh fuck it, I'm doing Nine Inch Nails songs: Head Like a Lettuce Get Down, Make Salad (ok, this isn't an original )
Mr. Chef Destruct With Beets, Happiness in Celery, I do not want pepper, The Day the Ranch Dressing went away, Something I can never Toss, omg
something i can never toss
(p.s. you like YZ, right? RIGHT?!) [Edited 4/21/07 20:44pm] YZ is o.k. A bit repetitive, and lacks a bit of soul. But at least TR didn't make me wait 6 years for it, and it's better than With Teeth and The Fragile. Not great. But not bad. | |
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Imago said: evenstar3 said: omg
something i can never toss
(p.s. you like YZ, right? RIGHT?!) [Edited 4/21/07 20:44pm] YZ is o.k. A bit repetitive, and lacks a bit of soul. But at least TR didn't make me wait 6 years for it, and it's better than With Teeth and The Fragile. Not great. But not bad. that's something, at least! 
(it IS great, damnit!  ) | |
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Starkiss and Croutons No More Haters on the Internet. |
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One Knife Alone
The Most Beautiful Grill In the World No More Haters on the Internet. |
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| like the Grill song!!! PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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Let's Pretend We're Marinated No More Haters on the Internet. |
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Let's Pretend We're Salad | |
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There are hilarious!!! You guys are hysterical....
The Bacon Bit Ones (LMAO!!) Lady Fish Fryer Under The Cherry Tomato Lovvecheesy Billy Jack Bread Stick Sometimes I add chicken SexyCarrot The Arms of Onion Poppy Seed Life I love Spinach, but I don't trust it anymore LOL (even funnier considering the spinich scare a few months back!) and the absolute best.... "Excuse me but I need your ruffagery" ROFLMAO!!! Now I am craving a salad! If the wind blew all the petals from your precious red rose, would you be afraid of what you'd find inside?... | |
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200 Calories
3 Chews O'Lettuce 4 The Tears In Your Eyes (caused by the onions) A Million Dressings All The Croutons Love U In New Salad And God Created Hellmans Baby, I'm a Starfruit | |
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Lets Go Potato. | |
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No, those last few are all wank and I have the monopoly on salad-related Prince song puns. That is all.  | |
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Little Red Vinegarette
Big Tall Waldorf The Beetroot-iful Ones [Edited 4/23/07 5:38am] | |
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Fauxie said: No, those last few are all wank and I have the monopoly on salad-related Prince song puns. That is all.
Oh, tits. I just read ur Little Red Courgette, which trumps my Little Red Vinegarette. Bugger | |
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I am SOOO hungry!!!  If you will, so will I | |
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Endorphin-sardine Anchovie Me Under the Chutney Moon New Cauliflower Generation I Could Never Take the Place of Your Ham "Plaid shorts are completely over." | |
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PurpleAlegria said: There are hilarious!!! You guys are hysterical....
The Bacon Bit Ones (LMAO!!) Lady Fish Fryer Under The Cherry Tomato Lovvecheesy Billy Jack Bread Stick Sometimes I add chicken SexyCarrot The Arms of Onion Poppy Seed Life I love Spinach, but I don't trust it anymore LOL (even funnier considering the spinich scare a few months back!) and the absolute best.... "Excuse me but I need your ruffagery" ROFLMAO!!! Now I am craving a salad! "I love Spinach, but I don't trust it anymore" This is my favorite so far! Nice going!! [Edited 4/23/07 11:30am] "Plaid shorts are completely over." | |
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if i was the cucumber in your spinach [Edited 4/24/07 11:26am] | |
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I Could Never Toss the Salad of Ur Man | |
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sexxydancer said: I Could Never Toss the Salad of Ur Man
whoa | |
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sexxydancer said: I Could Never Toss the Salad of Ur Man
 God bless everyone. NO exceptions. | |
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sexxydancer said: Lettuce Go Crazy!
the is the best so far   | |
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sexxydancer said: Lettuce Pretend We're Married!
another good one | |
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sexxydancer said: I Could Never Toss the Salad of Ur Man
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you guys are killing me with this thread!!
I love it, everyone's so creative. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long time. I first caught sight of this thread in the computer lab on campus and I already started to crack up. Luckily, I was already on my way out... that would have been awkward. The "Lettuce Pretend We're Married" parody was awesome... nearly killed me. Keep it up! had 2 run away... pride was 2 strong. It started raining, baby, the birds were gone | |
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Nothing Compares 2 Cherries
The Good Tomatoes The Holy Cabbage I feel 4 Onions Baby I’m a String Bean Cinnamon Carrots New Power Salads Alphabet Beets Dig U Better Chives Digital Salad If I Was the Olive In Your Life |
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