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CONTROVERSY ALBUM QUESTION: Just what the %#$@& is an Accu-Jack????!!!!!! From the album CONTROVERSY from 1981,
just what the %#$@& is a freskin' Accu-Jack????!!!!! | |
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You put your cock inside a tube-like device and using the attached handle, pump 'til your engorged johnson gushes forth with a frothty, yet viscous, pearlescent joy-jam. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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squirrelgrease said: You put your cock inside a tube-like device and using the attached handle, pump 'til your engorged johnson gushes forth with a frothty, yet viscous, pearlescent joy-jam.
Damn, why couldn't you just play along and post a  ?
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FruitToAttractBears said: squirrelgrease said: You put your cock inside a tube-like device and using the attached handle, pump 'til your engorged johnson gushes forth with a frothty, yet viscous, pearlescent joy-jam.
Damn, why couldn't you just play along and post a ?
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FruitToAttractBears said: squirrelgrease said: You put your cock inside a tube-like device and using the attached handle, pump 'til your engorged johnson gushes forth with a frothty, yet viscous, pearlescent joy-jam.
Damn, why couldn't you just play along and post a ?
Sorry. All of the blood drained from my brain during that post. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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squirrelgrease said: FruitToAttractBears said: Damn, why couldn't you just play along and post a ?
Sorry. All of the blood drained from my brain during that post. Ewwww. " | |
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WTF!!!!
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nurse said: WTF!!!!
Which part don't you ...understand? " | |
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"So shall it be written, so shall it be sung..."  | |
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I don't post very often but I am the Accujack! He is exactly who we thought he was | |
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You guys slay me!!!  "I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh--Maya Angelou | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: nurse said: WTF!!!!
Which part don't you ...understand? Ya want a bowl of Accujacks? HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: FruitToAttractBears said: Which part don't you ...understand? Ya want a bowl of Accujacks? omg did you know the first ingredient is SUGAR?! 
*knocks back more Accujacks* I think i have diabetes. " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Protege said: Ya want a bowl of Accujacks? omg did you know the first ingredient is SUGAR?!
*knocks back more Accujacks* I think i have diabetes. Are you having milk in your Accujacks?[Edited 4/7/07 21:11pm] HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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chocolate milk! "I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh--Maya Angelou | |
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drscoggin said: chocolate milk!
yummy HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: FruitToAttractBears said: Which part don't you ...understand? Ya want a bowl of Accujacks? HELL NO! Not if it don't Snap, Crackle, or Pop.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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squirrelgrease said: You put your cock inside a tube-like device and using the attached handle, pump 'til your engorged johnson gushes forth with a frothty, yet viscous, pearlescent joy-jam.
I'm so stealing that phrase
   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Where might 1 get these 1derful toys? | |
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christos7 said: Where might 1 get these 1derful toys?
You might find a version or two at Christy's Toybox in Oklahoma City. 3 locations to serve the buckle on the Bible belt.  "I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh--Maya Angelou | |
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