SexyBeautifulOne said:

Saw her at the Tamar/Prince show in Miami last year, and I didn't know who she was at the time but I figured she was a huge fan by the way she was acting. I remember she was wearing a huge fur coat (in Miami!), and was screaming her gotdamt head off through the whole show. Only after checking this site out did I find out who she was, and it all made sense.

Despite the fact that she was crazy as a shit house rat, I remember she was very attractive!

novabrkr said:

you know who i'm talkin' about

Ifsixwuz9 said:

Don't know what she said about those two, but her posts were frustrating to read and often inane, much like the ones on this thread. Glad someone agrees with me on this.

seems that alot of you are easily amused

She once offered Prince her uterus.

Well, everyone has the right to express themselves, no matter how outrageous their comments may be. If you don't like them, ignore them.

UCantHavaDaMango said:

Agreed. We need more positive threads like this-even though it was meant to be otherwise
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Now, thats funny

DanceWme said:

It is pretty funny. Seriously tho, I don't think anyone on here is THAT far gone. We're just having fun.

nurse said:

Don't let nobody bring u down...

adorable2 said:

Most definitely

Zelaira WAS gReat! PrInCe used TO make HER PuSSy soaking WET. The HORNIER she GoT, the CRAZIER she TyPed with THE caps AND LoweRcase LeTTerS.

vainandy said:

vainandy said:

Awww! That was a nice try VainAndy but nobody can do it like Zel!

Hmm. I have been getting these strage messages on www.thebumpsquad.com over the past few weeks.

Could this be her?????


Here is a sample:

We Shouldn't JUDGE.. A Priest said that. Not EVERYONE is MARRIED or has FOUND OR WANTS 2 FIND the PERFECT MATE. SINGLE PEOPLE as my LUTHERAN'S SAY are FREE SPIRITED and can DO WHATEVER they CHOOSE. Adults CAN DECIDE....WE all MUST have FREEDOM... I think CONSTRICTION is AGAINST WOMEN BEING as FREE AS MEN....We all MUST BE RESPONSIBLE and ACT ACCORDINGLY.....Don'tcha ALL AGREE?

here is another;

Whst ROCKSTAR DOESN'T WANT TO BE WORSHIPPED? I MEAN if U SHOW them NO LOVE then ARE they GONNA feel HAPPY... ALOT of FANS are INTERPRETING things PRINCE and the BIBLE WRONG. And they are CHASTISING FANS as FANATICS for LOVING PRINCE or ANYONE ELSE. It's TOTALLY STUPID in my OPINION. MAYBE PRINCE wants us to KNOW THIS .....HE HAS FLAWS and STUFF like ANY PERSON, so if we EXPECT a SUPERHUMAN we MAY just B DISAPPOINTED. ONLY thing I HATE is the way his ORGANIZATION is TOTALLY DISORGANIZED when it comes to FANS. I mean what in the WORLD DOES SECURITY DO? I think all they do is KEEP FANS AWAY from PRINCE. But, when it comes to keeping things ORGANIZED at CONCERTS it's all CAIOS . I mean they say it's PRINCE and all. That he's SPONTANEOUS and FICKLE. Seems to me that he should TREAT his CONCERTS and FANS BETTER in that he should PUT HIMSELF in OUR SHOES with the WAITING and SUCH. ALL the problems STEM from ALCOHOL, DRUGS and SMOKING at these EVENTS. People get OUT OF HAND waiting so LONG and NOT going to the BATHROOM, HEAT....Also, the DRESS CODE is such that you want and HAVe to DRESS UP, but then your FEET KILL you or your LOVELY CLOTHING is RUINED. It's hard for GIRLS. And also TALL GUYS with NO RESPECT for SHORTER PEOPLE and GUYS in GENERAL with NO RESPECT for GIRLS by PUSHING and SHOVING them. PRINCE's FANS need to have more CLASS with each other. They are TOO COMPETITIVE and VICIOUS at TIMES. It's really SICK cause PRINCE sings about RELIGION and PEACE and these FANS are NASTY and MEAN. They are TRULY NOT GETTING HIM and I WONDER WHY THEY EVEN ARE FANS.... He's NOT about ALL That.... I will LOVE PRINCE FOREVER.....

Here is more from www.thebumpsquad.com

The more I read them, the more I think it may be her;

I just don't UNDERSTAND ???? he doesn't want a STAR. And I also have seen
other celebs with some kind of PLAQUE representing the STAR. He SEEMS to LOVE
WINNING AWARDS and having FUN... Maybe in the past he didn't,but then again
I THINk he was HURT by DICK CLARK at the AMAS being such that MICHAEL always
SEEMED to WIN and GET and he DIDN'T and even and STILL the BIG WIGS in
HOLLYWOOD. They said HE DIDN'T FIT WITH THEIR PROGRAM....WELL, I THINK he has
TRIED 2 HARD 2 FIT IN and has KISSED ENOUGH ASS LATELY 2 GET EVERY DAMN THING.
It is like that WARNER THINg and the NAME thing and WE ARE THE WORLD KILLED
HIM... It's SO UNFAIR.... PRINCE WAS and ALWAYS WILL B THE MOST TALENTED
MUSICIAN and IT's ULTRA COOL that he REIGNS FROM MINNESOTA. And it's EVEN MORE
COOL that he's Black and he's an ULTRA HOTTIE DUDE. I bet he it was ROUGH
being
DIFFERENT with CLOTHES and LOOKS and being BLACK in MINNIE with LEG-WARMERS
and things and if he was/is BI and all. I LOVE HIM So that I Could NEVER
CARE,but I am sure with a RELIGIOUS HOUSEHOLD he must have felt /Or maybe just
a
GIMMICK.... Don't Really know how much of the IMAGE is TRUE....I just wish I
COULD KNOW EVERYTHING...I Wish he would let me write a BOOK ON HIM . I HOLD
HIM SO IN SUCH HIGH REGARD and I JUST WANNA KNOW and I just well, I LOVE HIM
FOREVER. NO ONE Can EVER B 2 ME WHAT HE IS...He IS THE ULTIMATE MALE....He
will ALWAYS B that UBER , UBER STALLION .....That HUNK .....I think he looks
FANTASTIC and His SONGS are GREAT and his SHOWS are GREAT and I For One well
MAYBE I'm TOTALLY BIASED because I just will NEVER EVER FIND or CARE to find
ANYTHING WRONG with him... He's a WINNER and I LOVE HIM FOREVER ASIS and I
NEVER,EVER WANT HIM to CHANGE....I Still like other GUYS, but They Gotta
UNDERSTAND NOBODY CAN EVER COMPETE WITH the FIRST PERFORMER I EVER SAW ON T.V.
singing about LITTLE RED CORVETTES....PRINCE RULES.....

jseven said:

Whoa sounds like "Zelaira Genius"! She was great!

These r new posts within the past 2 weeks on my site. This person is from Florida as well.

I can't think of anyone else who would type those messages! jseven, I think you found Zelaira!

Why was she banned?

O.K. so I guess the bumpsquad has finally made it. I am sitting on like a few more of her posts because how frequently she posts. Crazyness. No one has any pics of this person do they ? So I can match the posts 2 person.
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Aw...simply...marvelous Thanks jseven.
Zel, we truly miss you here.

jone70 said:

I was at that show... I've probably run across her at some point?!

Zelaira was the best.


A god!

point missers. the lot of you.

It's stories like these that make me wish I had joined a loooong time ago!

AvramsDad said:

No the lot of people on this thread got ur point.
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I miss her...she was AMAZING.

Come back, Z!!!