Ahh, where to begin?
and of course: [Edited 3/15/07 20:49pm] The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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Imago said: I can hear it now... Boss: "Mr. Nelson, I'm sorry but we're going to have to turn you down for the bellydancing job...what the hell is that your stomach anyway? Scars from a burn or what?" Prince: "It's hair, motherfucker, hair" Boss:"Shave it off and we can talk." I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me. Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots. Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol. Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol. Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch | |
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What about this:
<-- Bitch, get those chains out of your face so I can see your eyes when I'm interviewing your ass![/quote] Looking for a bellydancer in a chain link costume.....If you don't have one, I'll figure it out. | |
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Even better (thanks wlcm)
HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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oh no. No sir, not a good fit with the company. | |
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Protege said: This was the pic that came 2 my mind when I read the title of the thread | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: xplnyrslf said: If he's going for an interview for a porn movie,,,,that works!! Corporate porn...interesting concept...work with it...work with it... He's going to need really small women.....the market is narrow... | |
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Yeah, even though he's officially not wearing an outfit, know what I'd hire him | |
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Protege said: Even better (thanks wlcm)
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xplnyrslf said: What about this:
<-- Bitch, get those chains out of your face so I can see your eyes when I'm interviewing your ass! Looking for a bellydancer in a chain link costume.....If you don't have one, I'll figure it out.[/quote] This thread | |
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Interviewer: We felt you didn't take yourself seriously enough when you came in wearing your, um...skin.
Prince: I was completely serious. You don't understand. Interviewer: edit: interviewer isn't the right word but I'm at a loss right now. can't think of it [Edited 3/15/07 20:50pm] HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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jone70 said: Ahh, where to begin?
and of course: [Edited 3/15/07 20:49pm] Job interview walk of shame! | |
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Protege said: Best picture I could find of this thing. It makes me laugh every time. Personally, if he walked in for an interview wearing it, I'd fall out of my chair laughing or something. Future spokesman for the synthetic-fur industry..... | |
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Protege said: Interviewer: We felt you didn't take yourself seriously enough when you came in wearing your, um...skin.
Prince: I was completely serious. You don't understand. Interviewer: edit: interviewer isn't the right word but I'm at a loss right now. can't think of it [Edited 3/15/07 20:50pm] Interviewer: I'm sorry, but your dress is inappropriate for this environment. Prince: Do U own Ur Masters? | |
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Imago said: Harley Davidson....need a little more fringe. | |
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Imago said: Protege said: Interviewer: We felt you didn't take yourself seriously enough when you came in wearing your, um...skin.
Prince: I was completely serious. You don't understand. Interviewer: edit: interviewer isn't the right word but I'm at a loss right now. can't think of it [Edited 3/15/07 20:50pm] Interviewer: I'm sorry, but your dress is inappropriate for this environment. Prince: Do U own Ur Masters? Best thread ever! Again. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Protege said: Waitress at a gay bar... | |
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Sorry we're not hiring this year! | |
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theodore said: GAME OVER! Of course, the bottom picture could be a seasonal job. | |
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wlcm2thdwn said: Sorry we're not hiring this year! Slap some rollerskates on that bitch, and make him work at Sonic Burger. | |
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Imago said: theodore said: GAME OVER! Of course, the bottom picture could be a seasonal job. Like @ a mall? | |
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I just posted that up cause I don't know what the heck you call that. HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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Oh and
Interviewer: We noticed there was puke all over your suit, so we didn't hire you. Prince: But it isn't puke. Did you smell it? Interviewer: ...um...yeah. Prince: HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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This might make the boss a little nervous, even if it is a microphone! | |
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Imago said: xplnyrslf said: What about this:
<-- Bitch, get those chains out of your face so I can see your eyes when I'm interviewing your ass! Looking for a bellydancer in a chain link costume.....If you don't have one, I'll figure it out. This thread [/quote] You're not familiar with the 50# coin dresses some belly dancers don?? Talk about WORK! Dance for an hour with all that weight..... | |
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Protege said: I just posted that up cause I don't know what the heck you call that. I've seen Cher dress better. | |
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wlcm2thdwn said: Yeah, even though he's officially not wearing an outfit, know what I'd hire him Some place in accounting.....crunching #'s ...no contact with clientele..... | |
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Protege said: Oh and
Interviewer: We noticed there was puke all over your suit, so we didn't hire you. Prince: But it isn't puke. Did you smell it? Interviewer: ...um...yeah. Prince: Interviewer: I'm sorry Mr. Neslon, but.... Prince: Look, I really need this job! I'm wearing curtains for cryin out loud! | |
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This thread IS fun! | |
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