U CANThave..... U R SO COOL

Im imagining Prince cleaning cats.... Hey u, why do u go 2 the liter now? I've just cleaned it! Hey where r u going now? Cant u c the floor is wet? Stop grabbing my pants... OUCH, dont climb on my shoulders, u spoil my hair!


NOW PRINCE WITH PUPPETS:

HEY, STOP 2 LICK MY LEGS... CANT U C IM WORKING?

OH LORD, WHAT A SMELL OF SHIT!...

I've fed ya in a so precise way, why did u thew it everywhere? OH LORD, THEY R DRIVING ME CRAZY.... and STOP BARKING AT ME!

HEY YA ALL!... THIS MUST FINISH, OK???? Im not Prince... I look like him but U WRONG, U SILLY ANIMALS


[Edited 3/15/07 9:59am]
[Edited 3/15/07 10:18am]

UCantHavaDaMango said:

If the world were turned upside down, as it could very well be, and the playing fields were level, and Prince had to survive, he would get out there with the best of them and drag him a pig home. Heels or not!

And after a hard day harvesting, the only vegan meal on his mind would be the one sitting on top of his pork chop.

anon said:

Oh yeah, if he were in a "Lord of the Flies" situation, I'm sure we'd see the real gritty side of Prince emerge. The heels would be left in the sand, and his makeup bottles would be used to carry water back to camp. His hair would be embedded with twigs and leaves, and he'd use his symbol pendant to spear fish and small game. Either that, or he would be the first to go.

babynoz said:

Could have him bate stamp a 500 page doc. Quitting time is at 5:30 and it's now 4:00 p.m.

UCantHavaDaMango said:

That's a funny visual.

anon said:

Those suckers are SHARP!

What time will he have to show up?
I don't wake up for classes until 10:40am. So, I have to say 10:47 at my room. Nothing dirty. That way we can walk and talk to sociology class together.

What will he need to wear?
Prince can wear whatever. It's college. No 1 cares what you wear.

What tasks will you give him to do?
help me out w/ understanding what Mr. Keto said and making me pay attention and chating to me and hanging out

What would your co-workers think of your new assistant?
"What thaaaaa _____?!! You with Prince! Hey!" Then there the ones who wouldn't care. Oh, well. They miss out on hanging out with Prince for the afternoon w/ me cuz I only have midday classes.

I'm a Sales associate (lady) and Prince would never make it because you have to be nice to strangers all day long, and get whatever they want.
He would have to dress Professionally in a suit or at least a jacket
He would have to be there by 9:45 right before the store opens
He would have to fold shirts and sweaters alll day then watch people come mess them up, and clean out fitting rooms, because rich people think salesladies are their slaves.
He could probably get away with long breaks and lunches because he would flirt with the female bosses!
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He can't wear anything that showed up in Imago's thread.

Protege said:

Yeah, I just saw that thread! It's a wonder if he has anything that is workplace appropriate!