Just let me say, I did not come up with these.

Like the title says, these are perverted, and mostly homophobic, so if you'll be offended, go away.



BE GLAD THAT YOU ARE FREE!
FREE TO RAPE BE-HIND...
FREE TO BLOW MOST ANYONE, ANYTIME

"Balls In Ur Face (Take Me 2 That Happy Place)"

"You're in my butt like...all the time"
"Remember when you told me, love was touching balls....
SURELY you touched mine!"

"When she's rapin butt it's like surgery"

"Bootyhole Strange"

GAY MASTURBATIOOON
FREE
to screw who i wanna
GAY MASTURBATIOOON
SQUEEZE
on a purple thang!


A Million Gays (A Million Days)

17 Gays (17 Days)

Gays Of Wild (Days Of Wild)

2 F*gs United 4 Ass-Humpin (2 Nigs United 4 West Compton)

Your Brother's Queer With Us (There's Others Here With Us)

Ass-F*ckin' In A Trunk (Asswhuppin' In A Trunk)

Purple Thang (Purple Rain)

Hole, Thank You Gary (Soul Sanctuary)

3 F*gs F*ckin' A Young Dude's Booty (3 Nigs Watchin' A Kung Fu Movie)

Count The Gays (Count The Days)

Asscutter (Glasscutter)

In A Large Room With No Guys (In A Large Room With No Lights)

Love... Guys Will Be Done (Love... Thy Will Be Done)

Bone Your Own (On Your Own)

One D*ck At A Time (One Kiss At A Time)

Sugar Balls (Sugar Walls)

Big Small Balls (Big Tall Wall)


Step by step
Fart to fart
Left right breast, balls fall down
The Toy Soldiers


"If i was your squirrelfriend..."
"Would you let me wash your tail?"
"Could i feed you acorns sometime?"
"Go to the movies... CLI-I-I-IMB together!"
"Sometimes I trip on that birdnest in our tree"
PLEEEEASE
prince is like a squirrel
small
cute
brown

"Are we gonna let the legislature bring us down"
OH NO LETS GO
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to marry this man,
we call...wife."
"Are we gonna let the legislature bring us down"
"Let's blow, fairies! Let's lick nuts!"
"BLOOOOW fairies!"
"Blow blow blow, blow blow blow!"

(Man in a Uniform)
HAND.. IN A BOOTYHOLE
THAT'S WHAT I RAM

(NPS)
GET FREAKY
SUCK MAH BIG KNOB

COME INTO MY ROOM, WE'LL HAVE SEX WITH CANDLES

(Fascination)
"MASTURBAAAAATION.....I want shoot mah goo!"

"she took me to her asshole, and i just couldnt believe my eyes"
"her asshole started spinning, or maybe it was my thang"
"i cant tell you what she did to me, but my booty will never be the same"
"NIKKI WILL LICK YO BEHIIIND...she'll show you no mercy!"

(Shoo-bee-do)
Poo-pee-Doo

(Computer Blue)
"Where is my butt lice?"
"Where can they be?"

Face'ted Pisses

BOBBY
It appears to me...
That you could use a rape tonight
Promise not to scream or fight...
when myyy thang's parked TIGHT INSIDE!!!


COCK IS SWOLE AND ALIVE (and mah pants is where it's happenin')

Hot Wit Dudes
MANgerine
So Hard, So Penis
The Son, The Dude, & Bars


Every Gay Has a Tight-knit Hole
Somebody's Buttbuddy
Betcha Guy's Jolly Now
Get Yo Dude's On
We Gets Nut!
White Man-fun
I Cant Make Dude's Fuck Me
In This Man I Cream
One Piss at a Time
Hole, Thankyou Gary
She-Male!
Dreamin about Dudes
The Dudeman's Body
La La La (Means I Fuck Dudes)
The Butt We Rape
P(enis) Control
Jam of the Queer
Right Back Queer In My Arms
no no
Dwight, Fat Queer In My Arms


(Delerious)
I say Be Queer With us
Whenever you're near
You like them balls and hole, you must be queer
]Balls get locked in place
Shoot it all over yo face
But when it comes to rapin' that ass, pretty baby, I just cant win a race



Big balls keep on churnin'
Proud Larry keep on spermin'
And we're BLOWIN, BLOWIN, BLOWIN on a weiner


(My Computer)
"It was sunday night
Instead of screwin' who I usually screw...
I scan my computer, looking for a site
Somebody to talk to
Pussy real tight"
[Edited 3/6/07 14:59pm]

Why all the gay references? Oh right Gay = Perverted. Silly me.

I go with the original versions better.

Yer bestest friend is an idiot with waaaay too much time on his hands.

Big balls keep on churnin'
Proud Larry keep on spermin'
And we're BLOWIN, BLOWIN, BLOWIN on a weiner

WTF?

The squirrelfriend thing was quite good.
The rest however