I just recently bought Prince's movies, "Under The Cherry Moon" and "Graffiti Bridge" from Wally World (they were only $7 each!). I've watched them a million times before I ever bought them and I always have to fast forward through his kissing scenes (even the ones in "Purple Rain"). I've always wondered if he really does kiss like that or if he's doing some really bad make-out acting. Like some of the female Prince fans on the Org, I have wondered what a night with Prince would be like. It's a great fantasy until I get to the kissing part and then I get real grossed out and have to think about other things to remove those images from my brain...things like puppies and David Blaine. I just hate watching him rape the faces of his leading ladies. Am I the only one who thinks Prince is an awful kisser?

<--Applelonia's face after the kissing scenes in Purple Rain.

estelle81 said:

I totally agree.. i mean seriously what the hell is he doing? If i was kissing him i would be literally freaked out.. he like doesn't open his mouth.. rarely uses tougue and just moves his head around. It's odd. For his sack i hope it is just bad make-out acting.

How could any of us know if he is a bad kisser? A movies a movie.

lovebird said:

This of course is only a guess.


But I'm guessing Jean Claude Van Dam is a bad dancer from his dance scenes too.









Again, only a guess.
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estelle81 said:

I noticed the same thing way back when , when I first saw PR! Same with UTCM. GB had no kissing tho..... That GB needed more sex!!!

Ya know ya still would not mind trying it tho, as weird as it may look ADMIT IT, I WOULD!!!

It was probably just acting.....

I wouldn't mind kissing Prince!Not at all...

ooooo I know how you feel. When I first saw Purple and UTCM I was wondering how the hell do you kiss like that. Its horrible. Lets just hope its not like that in real life.

Imago said:

The kiss in the Greatest Romance video made up for it...HOT!!!

Imago said:

.....LMFAO!...
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I would love to kiss him I'll just tell him to slow down a bit, mmmmm

Imago said:

Where? Wha? Huh? How?

Imago said:

Imago said:

haha. He is gettin' it! I always have an appreciation for someone who lets go and just dances, if they're on beat. Is he? There's no music.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Ha ha....Nope!

LOL

I remember laughing so hard when I saw that scene from "Breakin'." Van Damme is a superb martial artist, and his lack of rhythm in that unitard was quite shocking, yet HILARIOUS!
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Imago said:

I wonder if he swore off of meat after Purple Rain. There were points in those make-out scenes where I thought he was trying to lick out her eyeball. She looked waay confused at points like, "WTF, is he doing?!?! Can someone hand me a towel?"

Imago said:

He was feelin' it...whatever IT was.

babooshleeky said:

You're right. I'm still confused by that scene where he lifts her up against his paint wall. I've always wondered if he really did that or if she just stepped up on a soap box or step stool. It was sexy, yet kinda funny at the same time. He's soo cute. I don't think I could make out with Prince, but a small peck wouldn't be so bad.

UCantHavaDaMango said:

Sweet Fancy Moses! Was that not his sexiest video ever or what? I loved it. Love it.

hey but,. i don't remember any kissing. not on the lips anyway.
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I like the way he kissed the girl in the D&P vid when he is kissing her down her leg... Oh lawd a tear just trickled down my inner thigh.

adorable2 said:

sosgemini said:

Sorry I couldn't help it.

adorable2 said:

There is something a little greedy about his kissing scenes, he doesn't seem like he would be a very slow and patient lover.

I thought it was just me. I sincerely hope Prince only kisses like that in the movies...yuck!


In one scene in UTCM It looked like he was going to kill Mary Sharon and eat her.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that if Prince kissed you, your face would be gone.