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Re-Write A prince Song Re-write a Prince song or just a verse or two 
Still Constipated All my friends tell me About the lav’s they've had Can't they see , I need to pee? And my belly makes me feels so bad 'Cause I got a log And my ass has broken half of it It ain't like my straining is ending I haven’t even farted The dump’s my friends rap about I keep anticipating I try so hard but don't you know, my flatulence is fading away Still constipated I'm waiting for that log Still constipated I wish I could pull that toilet chain above Still constipated Waiting for the log to come out Oh, log. Waiting for the log to come out Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted?  ...was it u?  | |
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I can so relate!  | |
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Im not a woman
Im not a man I am something that you call a cat 
Ill never bite u Ill never bark But if youre evil I will claw u by and by
U - I would miaow 4 u, yeah Darling if u want me 2 U - I would miaow 4 u 4 u, yeah Darling if u want me 2 U - I would miaow 4 u | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: Re-write a Prince song or just a verse or two
Still Constipated All my friends tell me About the lav’s they've had Can't they see , I need to pee? And my belly makes me feels so bad 'Cause I got a log And my ass has broken half of it It ain't like my straining is ending I haven’t even farted The dump’s my friends rap about I keep anticipating I try so hard but don't you know, my flatulence is fading away Still constipated I'm waiting for that log Still constipated I wish I could pull that toilet chain above Still constipated Waiting for the log to come out Oh, log. Waiting for the log to come out Genius | |
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PANDURITO said: Im not a woman
Im not a man I am something that you call a cat
Ill never bite u Ill never bark But if youre evil I will claw u by and by
U - I would miaow 4 u, yeah Darling if u want me 2 U - I would miaow 4 u 4 u, yeah Darling if u want me 2 U - I would miaow 4 u That didn't rhyme  | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: Re-write a Prince song or just a verse or two
Still Constipated All my friends tell me About the lav’s they've had Can't they see , I need to pee? And my belly makes me feels so bad 'Cause I got a log And my ass has broken half of it It ain't like my straining is ending I haven’t even farted The dump’s my friends rap about I keep anticipating I try so hard but don't you know, my flatulence is fading away Still constipated I'm waiting for that log Still constipated I wish I could pull that toilet chain above Still constipated Waiting for the log to come out Oh, log. Waiting for the log to come out This one is great but I prefer "I Would Die 4 Poo".All good things they say never last... | |
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My Name is Mince
My name is Mince and I am lumpy My name is Mince from lamb and pony I can be made in2 a sausage, oblong or round In France Im made from chicken, in Hong Kong from Hound In the beginning the chef boiled the peas But on the 7th minute he cooked me He was tryin' to rest y'all when He heard the sound Sound like I was burning-so he turned the cooker down I tried to jump out the frying pan, but I landed in the bin so when I got eaten he was worried cos I made his ass sting My name is Mince and I am lumpy My name is Mince from lamb and pony 
. [Edited 2/23/07 7:48am] Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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theodore said: PANDURITO said: I would miaow 4 u
That didn't rhyme Miaow!  | |
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PANDURITO said: theodore said: That didn't rhyme Miaow!   | |
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Darling Avram
I knew a boy named Avram I guess you could say he was a Prince fiend I met him five years ago in hospital on September 13th He said how'd you like to be my Daddy And I could not resist When I saw little Avram's eyes I took him to my apartment And I just couldn't believe this was real There were so many things to do I didn't know if I could deal Still I signed my name on the dotted line The lights went out And Avram started to cry (a work in progress) | |
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Whenever I feel like gettin' head
Whenever my penis turns 2 heaven Whenever my spooge and creams are aimed in the wrong direction She's always there tellin' me how much she cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean She's always on my cock She's always on my cock, my cock Whenever I feel like on the flop Whenever I'm all alone with her and I fancy a blowie Even if I hit her in the eye She's always in agony and it makes her cry She's always there tellin' me how much she cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean She's always on my cock She's always on my cock, my cock (Maybe I'll fist her) Maybe I'll fist her, maybe I won't Maybe I will not Let me tell U, baby (Even if I was a fister all my life) If I was a fister all my life She'd still be there tellin' me just how much she really cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean (She swallows) She's always on my cock She's always on my cock, my cock Yeah Listen... Whenever I feel like gettin' head Whenever my penis turns 2 heaven Whenever my spooge and creams are aimed in the wrong direction She's always there tellin' me how much she cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean (Tellin' me how much she cares) Tell me, baby I'll shoot it in your hair She's always on my cock, my cock | |
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oh damn.  ! | |
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Haystack said: Whenever I feel like gettin' head
Whenever my penis turns 2 heaven Whenever my spooge and creams are aimed in the wrong direction She's always there tellin' me how much she cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean She's always on my cock She's always on my cock, my cock Whenever I feel like on the flop Whenever I'm all alone with her and I fancy a blowie Even if I hit her in the eye She's always in agony and it makes her cry She's always there tellin' me how much she cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean She's always on my cock She's always on my cock, my cock (Maybe I'll fist her) Maybe I'll fist her, maybe I won't Maybe I will not Let me tell U, baby (Even if I was a fister all my life) If I was a fister all my life She'd still be there tellin' me just how much she really cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean (She swallows) She's always on my cock She's always on my cock, my cock Yeah Listen... Whenever I feel like gettin' head Whenever my penis turns 2 heaven Whenever my spooge and creams are aimed in the wrong direction She's always there tellin' me how much she cares, a bit garbled though, if you see what I mean (Tellin' me how much she cares) Tell me, baby I'll shoot it in your hair She's always on my cock, my cock That's hot  | |
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