Today, for the first time since it's day of release, I tried to listen to 1999 The New Master.

For a man that has a big mouth about other people covering his work, Prince is one to talk. He actually forcefully anally RAPES hisown composition.

This release shan't recide alongside the other official releases in my Prince folder but from now on shall be knwon as The Banished One.

Byebye, New Master! You are the weakest link! Goodbye!

lol. i'm just famming out to "1999: Keep Steppin Mix"


j/k



it's horrible isn't it. rosie's vocals make me want to
suck the blood out of my veins until i die.

and what to say of larry being on there as well? rofl.
what in the fuck was prince thinking?

i mean, this release was obviously made to prove some
kind of point but i guess he musta been mentally numb
at the time to release this and consider it good.

I am, just like then, just too shocked about the level of horror that is thrown onto me.

I just hear Dougie and press CLICK.

And when I am strict and keep myself from skipping Rosie's vocal regurgitating just makes me wanna push her in front of Sylar and shout HER BRAINS! TAKE OUT HER BRAINS!

Utter sadness is the acappella version. What's the need? Who would EVER wanna use them vocals?

That one sentence TOTALLY blew my Zelaira cover, didn't it?

HamsterHuey said:

i bet they were on that $700,- sampler set as well.

lol

it's like Kanye goin "man i need to get me some 1999 new master loops they be da shit"

Or Rosie's skatting vocal track of Get Off's remix.

Doodoododdodddodddd

HamsterHuey said:

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my Pr1Nc3 bEcAUse My Fri3nd ShanE UseD To DO PRinCEs hAir On
da DiRTY M1nD ToUR aNd He Says Pr1ncE iS like Snipped N all




i promise this is the last time i've posted it. i just can't stop
laughing when i read it, eventho i wrote it myself, lol.

IstenSzek said:

Shall we come out and tell everone that Zelaira was our joint account?

And will you manage Spats' MySpace account today? I do not feel up to it. Leave amessage at Aksel's page; he seems to like that.

HamsterHuey said:

i can't today, i'm sorry i'm just not feeling all that sexist



[moving to prince:music & more from music:non-prince]

Shouldn't this be in [prince:non-music] ?
I blame the millennium bug.

PopeLeo said:

In a way, it should.