and says, "i think its time to leave," so Flo leaves. As he gets on his computer he clicks goes to prince.org and says to himself, "that negritaluvyu" sounds hott [[lmfao]] so he ..

....and says, Fuck yo' couch, nigga! My back hurts. I gotta go to a "choirpractice" now because of that crumb infested raggedy davenport!
You could have at least let me lay on a bean bag!

mistermcgee said:

wht ? he was on the computer!lol

...pours himself a Long Island Iced Tea but can't get his mind off Flo, thinkin' she was one of Supremes. Cause she don't know that he's a Romeo....

... so he dials her number ....

...and when she answers he says,

I'd like to open up all hailing FREAKquencies with you girl, and take you warp speed to a cluster of stars!!!!!

Prince: Oh, and is your refridgerator running?

Flo: Yeah...

Prince: Then you betta go catch it! OWAAH!!! click
[Edited 1/27/07 18:47pm]

Prince: then your ass better go catch it!!!!haha *click*

Prince then sees Vanity and ..

...changes her name to Tina Vy after baptizing her the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Tina has a vision and cries out

Is that you Rick? I miss being tied up, slapped around,burned with cigarettes, and your endless supply of stimulants. You knew how to handle a woman.

Rick: Cocaine's a hell of a drug. You're my beloved SuperFreak, in whom I am well pleased. Show him your titties!

Prince: Let me help you Vanity, er, um, I mean Tina. Come to Paisley Park tomorrow dressed as a bag lady pushing a grocery cart full of cans of fruit cocktail.

Vanity replies.....

Vanity replies.."prince,.. susan and brenda want you now"

Prince then replies ...

Then prince replies

"wat do they want now? can't a short curlie hair pimp get some quiet?! look tell em if this iz about that new record tell em 2 get off it im not producin 4 they muzic until they own thier masters now gett off it>"

Vanity: prince says " "

susannah: tell prince he can't deny us it's automatic. and were irresistable bitches he luvs the way we kiss and he sho az hell can't resist. and if he still says no then tell him we aren't gonna take anymore bubble baths with him. and if we do we gonna keep our pants on.

everybdy knos this really can b a book we should copy and paste all replies get an editor and call this PRINCE WRITES A STORY

Prince takes an exactly 77 minute nap. Does some grooming, eat a handful of cheerios, then answers his cell phone.

Voice,"Prince quess who this is!"

Prince, "Uh....."

Voice, "This is.....

"this is Yo Momma!"

Prince: "Oh, hey ma...Back from the grave I presume."

Momma: "yeah...ain't cha gonna ask me how it was?"

Prince: "..."

Mother "....

You aint' funny. Who is this? Is this Carmen? How you doin' girl?
I'm lookin' for a woman so.....

777Zannalee said:

"How about you take a break from shooting those taco bell commercials and come over to myplace?"

Carmen replied, "Well..."

"Well, Im busy right now why not call some folk on the org?"

So Prince calls ..

(did he call someone yet ?)

Prince decides not to call someone and instead goes outside to look at stars. There's a pizzaman comin up to the gates to Prince's domain...

miho9000 said:

Prince looks at the stars and tries to spot the different constellations. "Gemini...The Big Dipper..."

The pizza guy thinks to himself, as he walks to the door, "Man, this is really great! Prince didn't even order a pizza. When he answers the door, I'm gonna..."

Shake his hand and then bust my way inside to see if the floor has a purple symbol on it...

The Pizza Man spots Prince outside and thinks "Man .. my planned ruined!" He continues anyway ..Prince spots him and says,"Who are you ? what do you want?", Pizza guy .. "

Negritaluvyu said:

the pizza guy says....your sweet juicy round booty! a embarrassed prince replys....

JT! I told you to stop stalking me, motherfucka!

Poor Justin Timberlake! He knows in his heart he'll never be as sexy as Prince.
As tears well up in Justin's eyes, Anx appears from no where dressed head to toe in black lycra and says...
[Edited 1/30/07 14:17pm]

HELOOOOO

Right behind Anx was...

Prince, He says, "look here Justin, I aint really mad at you, I know you don't really want to be like me anyway. You wanna be like MJ, thats cool, but you gotta remember to cut out the kiddy fiddling, OK?" "and one more thing, I heard that dish-water blonde, trailer trash whore is trying to tap you up again, take my advice"....

bonedaddy said:

writers blooooock

Negritaluvyu said:

uuuhhh....Justin says no and walks away....regretting it imeddiately but not wanting to look like a fool he walks on. Anx, still behind the P man, is all like...

"Are you going to eat all that pizza? I can help you so eat it. You got to stay looking good in lycra like I do."

To which Prince replied....