Every part of her came alive with that one touch. Slowly, he touched her hand gently pulling her to him ever so slightly. He asked her in a whisper that only two can hear… "what can I do, what can I say, to make you forget your every single fear?" She slowly replied…
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"Kiss me .. slowly .." Prince slowly tilts her head back gently put his lips against hers. Her body quivers and she ..

...asks him "do you own your masters?". prince immediately launches into a long diatribe against the music industry which begins...

"There once was a King 2 be
that was pimped by the WB
they took his crown
then made him frown
til he distributed the funk thru the NPGMC..."

Before Prince could finish,the girl interrupted...

"Can we talk about something else ?" she said gently. He smiled. "Will you sing for me ?" she asked and he shook his head yes and he sang ..

Prince "There once was a King 2 be
that was pimped by the WB
they took his crown
then made him frown
til he distributed the funk thru the NPGMC..."
The girl sighed and responded...

when 2 are in love.. they whisper secrets only them 2 can hear and as Prince looked in to her eyes he said I feel for u...I think i love u and to that she replied
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"YU DUN LOVE ME! I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON" prince once again was on the search for the perfect woman

Negritaluvyu said:

so he got onto his laptop n went right to -EHARMONY.COM- but his app. kept getting rejected due to vulgar/inappropriate text like his crazy questions like "DO U own U're masters?".

so he said "fuck it!" and logged onto his org account and continued his search for the perfect woman. first stop was the princemusic & more forum as he waded thru threads that made him grip his spoon full of ben&jerrys -chuncky monkey-. he soon ended up reading a post by.....
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ended up reading a post by Avramsdad about his nostrils. He was confused. "these fams are losing thier minds. What next, a thread about my".....

Prince then stoped looking for the perfect women cos he thought the reason he's not having any luck is because he's looking to hard. so he just goes about he's life not looking for anyone then one day suddenly this women walks in to the club where he's doing some serious drinking and she starts talking to him and invites him up to her place...

he accepts.
Soon they arrive at her small apartment. She tells Prince to make himself comfortable while she slips on something sexy.

"Well allllright!" Prince said in his sexy manner.

She strolls over to the stereo and inserts a CD. Prince hears soft moans and way over the top lyrics. Smiling his date sits on his lap and whispers into his ear, "How do you like my demo? It's hot right?"

Prince says....
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"nah that aint that hot" "could be alot hotter!" Prince then takes her by the hand and says to her "lets go for a ride babe" . they stop at the studio. they go in and put her cd on and then...

he fakes an orgasm like he does on do me baby and she says, "may I ?" and starts to ..

thats horrible im abandoning this story now gotten to dirty

naoirv said:

"thats horrible im abandoning this story now gotten to dirty!" he cried out, but it was too late. The girl wouldn't stop, and the more he thought about it, the more he decided he didn't want her too, anyway.

Things were moving too fast! He lifted his index finger to her cherry lips and said "Shhh, my fair one. We've got all night. No need to rush, allright?". He left her on the bed and she rolled over and sighed. He went to the kitchen to prepare some chamomille tea. That's when he heard the voice.
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robertes71 said:

"Prince!" the voice whispered.

"Yes...?" replied Prince as he looked around the empty kitchen. The voice didn't reply so, he went back to fixing his tea.

"PRINCE!" the voice boomed this time.

"Yes?!" asked Prince, confused because he couldn't see who was speaking to him.

"PRINCE, THIS IS GOD," said the voice. "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW, BUT YOU SEEMED TO BE TOO BUSY TRYING TO FIND YOUR PERFECT WOMAN. I WANTED TO ASK YOU IF..."

RUHip2TheJive said:

"THE RUMORS ARE TRUE. ARE YOU REALLY GONNA DROP YOUR NEXT ALBUM IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS? AND IF SO, DO I HAVE TO PAY THE FULL RETAIL PRICE? COME ON! I'M GOD! I SHOULD AT LEAST GET A PROMOTIONAL COPY!"

robertes71 said:

"Well, God... I don't really think that'll be possible," Prince replied. "You see, I don't really trust you. I know you have a reputation of being honest and truthful and all those other good things, but..."

"but thanks to you droppin the bomb on New Orleans, I had to whip up a sucky album..." God, now offended, replies...

miho9000 said:

God: "Don't be such a selfish prick, Prince! Jesus Christ!"

Prince: "Selfish prick?"

Jesus (off in the distance): "Dad?"

God: "Yes, Prince, just send me a promo copy of the new album, the shit needs to bump up in my cloud, Jesus you're such a selfish bastard!"

Prince: "How dare you?!"

Jesus (closer): "Shut up Dad, you're the one that wouldn't let me borrow the car!"

God: "Quiet Jesus, I'm not talking to you!"

Prince: ...

Prince : God, I have to go now

Jesus: Dad? is that Prince! tell him I want his autograph!!

God:Not now Jesus!

Jesus: DADDY!MY 1600000 BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP SOON!! I WANT PRINCE!!

God: Jesus, not now

Jesus:[throws temper tantrum] I WANT TO BE ON MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!!

God: ANYWAY prince ..

Prince: ...

Prince thinks to himself, I'm pickin' up the morning papers! And just walks out of the kitchen from the voice to the front porch; gets his paper.

He sees an ad in the paper:

Lonely endowed elderly woman (with dentures and extreme libido) lookin to teach a young man every trick she know. If interested call: 777- 22KLUMP

Prince calls the number.....

mistermcgee said:

The voice of an old woman answeres. Her name is Flo.

Flo : Hello is this that sign ?

Prince: uhh, Im prince ... I saw your ad in the paper

Flo:...

Flo:...oh so how r u?

Prince: How r U?

Flo: fine

Prince: fine

Flo: excuse me but wats up with ur voice

Prince: it's a special fone a tone box

Flo:a tone box.. like in the movie barberella?

Prince: yeah

Flo: oh.... well i hope u dont mind me recording...click!
hello? HELLO?!

LATER THAT NITE.....

Ring Ring
Flo: hello?

Pince: yes this is the delivery boy from the liqour store may i speak 2 ms. flow plz.....

Purplerain7772001 said:

"i knew you'd call back"

"yeah"

"yeah so where my pizza, pizza man"

"it's on it's way in lil red corvette along with a rasberry sorbet and some starfish and coffee....

Suddenly someone knocks on Prince's door.

Prince:Hold on flo.

He puts down the phone and awnsers the door, his mouth drops and as he sees ..

Jesus "you didn't sign my autograph ! are you going to come to my party ?" and "oh, I have a message from Dad..."

...

Then Miho9000 runs in saying "WHAt"S GOIN ON?!?!" cuz really she don't kno, and so miho sees Prince at the door and Jesus right in front of him, as if he's tryin to sell prince somethin, and she also sees a lady on the couch, she looks bored. Jesus holds a paper out to Prince, he quickly reads it and throws it crumpled at Jesus, who instinctively cries and runs away. "And I ain't comin' to ya party!" What could that paper have said? That's when Miho leaves and waves bye at Prince, who pretends he doesn't see her. The lady on the couch gets up...
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