!omg!

That is friggin' hilarious.

LMAO, that is great.

Imago, you wrote this didn't cha???

haha

Some Princefam has too much time on their hands!

The whole thing - Hysterically funny!!

"Prince likes to screw with people's lives by promising them a career and then deserting them when they fail to do everything he says."

"The Game Boyz were Prince's little friends who he liked to play Super Mario and Donkey Kong with, hence the name."



The whole 1800-NEW-FUNK ad is freaking hilarious...

"If U Would Like 2 Order "Crystal Ball" And Never Receive It, Press 1"

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[Edited 1/3/07 6:43am]

Prince originally wanted to name this band The Hookers, but lead singer Vanity refused. Prince then proposed the names The Sluts, The Semenslurpers, The Cum Receptacles, The Jizz Jockeys, The Placebo Weeks, The Cervixes, The Urethra Off-Ramps, The Dangerous Durfs, The Daterape Victims, The Most Beautiful Girls In The World and The Vibrators

Prince soon kicked Vanity out after she began caring more about cocaine than about the finer things in life, like giving him head or watching him sit in the studio for 12 hours trying to get a synth riff right.

Genuinely hilarious.

omg who added stuff?!

YES!!

Somewhat true in a strange way.

hilarious.
I love the purple rain part ..

"Prince possesses many special powers, the most important being the power of hypnosis. If you meet him, do not look into his eyes, or at any of his jewelry, or anything else on him, for that matter (don't worry if this rule is hard to remember, Prince has many bodyguards on hand at all times who will be only too happy to remind you of it). For you see, the man has learned how to hypnotize people: you know those scenes in "Purple Rain" where he stares intently into space with wide eyes and a blank expression, saying nothing? You know, every scene he was in? Well, what Prince was doing was trying to hypnotize everyone else on the set. Over the years he's managed to hypnotize people with many things including his eyes, his chest hair, frightening prints on his clothing, or his music. While this hypnosis is a pleasant experience, we don't recommend it, as it will cause you to spend hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars on his albums, concert tickets, and memorabilia. Your obsession is just what he wants, and once you purchase these things, looking at, using, or listening to these items will only send you deeper into your hypnosis. The only cure for an obsession of this sort is to listen to a lot of Michael Jackson material, and really, who wants to do that?"

That was great!

omg

Someones gettin sued...

oh crap. i feel so disloyal but it's really too funny

Damn! The filters at work are blocking this! The quotes are hilarious, so I gotta check it out when I get home!!!!

added new carmen electra and "if he was your girlfriend" sections for yall. also rejiggered the introduction

(it was me who wrote (most of) the rest of it btw...god bless wasting time on the net at work)
[Edited 1/17/07 12:25pm]

theghostoftonym said:

You are GOD.

that was freakin hilarious! I needed a good laugh today..thanks!

Note: patiently waiting for all the haters that spewed over JT to show up and hijack