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Thread started 12/21/06 3:41am

sexyAuntyFuka

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Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: Prince

Age: 48

Career History:


Qualifications:

Hobbies:
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Reply #1 posted 12/21/06 6:07am

Anx

does anyone REALLY include hobbies on their resume?
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Reply #2 posted 12/21/06 6:08am

DanceWme

Im sorry..ur org name just made me go eek
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Reply #3 posted 12/21/06 6:09am

sexyAuntyFuka

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Anx said:

does anyone REALLY include hobbies on their resume?


Your right eek


Im such a dumbass and I will never attempt to start another thread again smile
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Reply #4 posted 12/21/06 6:11am

sexyAuntyFuka

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DanceWme said:

Im sorry..ur org name just made me go eek


yeah well its less eek than being a Muthafuka nod


besides she was an aunt that married into the family no no no!
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Reply #5 posted 12/21/06 6:12am

DanceWme

sexyAuntyFuka said:

DanceWme said:

Im sorry..ur org name just made me go eek


yeah well its less eek than being a Muthafuka nod


besides she was an aunt that married into the family no no no!

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Reply #6 posted 12/21/06 6:14am

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Name: Prince Rogers Nelson

Age: 48

Career History: Rock star, Film Director, Donkey Shagger and self-fellatio giving contortionist


Qualifications: One bad ass fonky mofo & 10 metres swimming certificate


Hobbies: Getting divorced, taking moody photos and Tofu neutral
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Reply #7 posted 12/21/06 6:37am

Anx

sexyAuntyFuka said:

Anx said:

does anyone REALLY include hobbies on their resume?


Your right eek


Im such a dumbass and I will never attempt to start another thread again smile


well, aside from your being a dumbass, DOES anyone really include hobbies on a resume? i see it on applications all the time, and i really wonder why a potential employer needs to know that i like taxidermy and collecting old french porn. i write it all down anyway, but still it doesn't get me the job. shrug
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Reply #8 posted 12/21/06 7:19am

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Anx said:


DOES anyone really include hobbies on a resume? i see it on applications all the time, and i really wonder why a potential employer needs to know that i like taxidermy and collecting old french porn. i write it all down anyway, but still it doesn't get me the job. shrug


Maybe if you change that to "old French paintings"...just a thought... biggrin
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Reply #9 posted 12/21/06 7:30am

Anx

obsessed said:

Anx said:


DOES anyone really include hobbies on a resume? i see it on applications all the time, and i really wonder why a potential employer needs to know that i like taxidermy and collecting old french porn. i write it all down anyway, but still it doesn't get me the job. shrug


Maybe if you change that to "old French paintings"...just a thought... biggrin


no way - i don't like to lie on resumes unless i'm fudging my typing speed or the name/location/position of past jobs. i'm kind of old skool like that.
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Reply #10 posted 12/21/06 7:36am

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Anx said:

obsessed said:



Maybe if you change that to "old French paintings"...just a thought... biggrin


no way - i don't like to lie on resumes unless i'm fudging my typing speed or the name/location/position of past jobs. i'm kind of old skool like that.


Lemme see here then, that means you lie on just about everything....hmmm
Except your hobbies... lol
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Reply #11 posted 12/21/06 7:56am

Anx

obsessed said:

Anx said:



no way - i don't like to lie on resumes unless i'm fudging my typing speed or the name/location/position of past jobs. i'm kind of old skool like that.


Lemme see here then, that means you lie on just about everything....hmmm
Except your hobbies... lol


which i really don't think need to be included!
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Reply #12 posted 12/21/06 8:24am

obsessed

Anx said:

obsessed said:



Lemme see here then, that means you lie on just about everything....hmmm
Except your hobbies... lol


which i really don't think need to be included!


I agree.... thumbs up!
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Reply #13 posted 12/21/06 9:51am

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weaknesses: Family, Friends, Meaningful Social interactions.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #14 posted 12/21/06 9:52am

DanceWme

MickG said:

weaknesses: Family, Friends, Meaningful Social interactions.

Im always here to give u a hug Mick hug
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Reply #15 posted 12/21/06 9:58am

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DanceWme said:

MickG said:

weaknesses: Family, Friends, Meaningful Social interactions.

Im always here to give u a hug Mick hug


I don't need one. Those are not my weaknesses. wink
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #16 posted 12/21/06 9:59am

DanceWme

MickG said:

DanceWme said:


Im always here to give u a hug Mick hug


I don't need one. Those are not my weaknesses. wink

I know MickG. I know comfort
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Reply #17 posted 12/21/06 11:27am

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Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: Prince

Age: 48, and shows no signs of aging, young at heart

Career History: Singer, dancer, actor, performer, producer, etc, etc.


Qualifications: 20+ years of experience. Plays instruments, sings, dances, loves women, changing things at the last minute, controlling, humour, likes being a possible no show.

Extra curricular activities: Handing out lawsuit smackdowns.

References: My fans smile
Edmonton, AB - canada
Mod Goddess of the SNIP & BAN Making Moves - OF4S
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture!
REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince
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Reply #18 posted 12/21/06 2:34pm

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luv4u said:

Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Age: 48, and shows no signs of aging, young at heart



Yeah, I forget people do tend to lie or lay it on thick when it comes to resume writing.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #19 posted 12/21/06 6:38pm

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luv4u said:

Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: Prince

Age: 48, and shows no signs of aging, young at heart

Career History: Singer, dancer, actor, performer, producer, etc, etc.


Qualifications: 20+ years of experience. Plays instruments, sings, dances, loves women, changing things at the last minute, controlling, humour, likes being a possible no show.

Extra curricular activities: Handing out lawsuit smackdowns.

References: My fans smile
The best yet! wink
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Reply #20 posted 12/21/06 9:19pm

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Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: hera

Age: (honestly - endless)

Career History: (working towards eternity forever - and willing to do it too!)


Qualifications: (God Jehovah gave me life; therefore, I qualify!) - Thank you.

Hobbies: "remembering and reminding myself everyday that this is a system manmade and it is not the eternity GOD Jehovah created, but noticing that forever in eternity will be the amazing gift from the hobby of thinking about it every day 24/8 and sharing it with others, as well. - Thank you.

Just sharing... hera(note)
LIVE IN THE NOW FOR AN ETERNITY TO COME...HAVE FUN!
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Reply #21 posted 12/22/06 2:29pm

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Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: Prince Roger Nelson
Address: Somewhere in Las Vegas or MPLS

Objective: To promote Superbowl halftime show as the best thing since sliced bread.

Work History: (Most recent listings)

3121-Assisted in the underpromotion of a pretty good album. Highlights include Black Sweat & 3121

Musicology-Created a mainstream pop album that achieved multiplat status due to intelligent marketing scheme.

Went on tour grossing $87.4 million

Rainbow Children-Developed a musically interesting concept album.

Skills:

I do everything well (just ask my fams).

References: My fams, Larry G, The Twinz.
"Old man's gotta be the old man. Fish has got to be the fish."
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Reply #22 posted 12/23/06 11:34am

origmnd

Name: Prince

age: fourty-

...wait just a fucken minute. I dont need to work for nobody, Ill do it myself.
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Reply #23 posted 12/23/06 12:42pm

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Name: Prince.

note*(Any thing more then this requires that you sign a non-discloure agreement first)...
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #24 posted 12/23/06 1:05pm

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Name: Prince

Age: A very sexy 48

Career History
: Been rocking minds, making girls and boys alike have wet drams with thought provoking, booty shaking jams. Inventor of the trend of singing in underwear on stage, licking guitars and humping mic stands.

Qualifications: Everything I does is a success.

Hobbies: Playing basketball, collecting millions of high heeled shoes, making music, and keeping guarinigirl2000 warm at night. lol
I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me.
Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots.
Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol.
Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol.
Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch
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Reply #25 posted 12/23/06 5:20pm

alwayslate

Name: Prince Nelson

Age: 48

Career History: professional musician, songwriter, composer, producer 1978-present


Qualifications: ability to de-flower young virgins while appearing to never actually touch them. fluent in pillow talk. tongue tastes like bubble gum. genitals 50% flesh, 50% licorice

Hobbies: doing pirouettes, staring sexily, (see qualifications)
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Reply #26 posted 12/23/06 5:22pm

DanceWme

alwayslate said:

Name: Prince Nelson

Age: 48

Career History: professional musician, songwriter, composer, producer 1978-present


Qualifications: ability to de-flower young virgins while appearing to never actually touch them. fluent in pillow talk. tongue tastes like bubble gum. genitals 50% flesh, 50% licorice

Hobbies: doing pirouettes, staring sexily, (see qualifications)

woot!
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Reply #27 posted 12/23/06 9:47pm

Imago

Hera said:

Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: hera

Age: (honestly - endless)

Career History: (working towards eternity forever - and willing to do it too!)


Qualifications: (God Jehovah gave me life; therefore, I qualify!) - Thank you.

Hobbies: "remembering and reminding myself everyday that this is a system manmade and it is not the eternity GOD Jehovah created, but noticing that forever in eternity will be the amazing gift from the hobby of thinking about it every day 24/8 and sharing it with others, as well. - Thank you.

Just sharing... hera(note)



I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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