Name: Prince

Age: 48

Career History:


Qualifications:

Hobbies:
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does anyone REALLY include hobbies on their resume?

Im sorry..ur org name just made me go

Anx said:

Your right


Im such a dumbass and I will never attempt to start another thread again

DanceWme said:

yeah well its less than being a Muthafuka


besides she was an aunt that married into the family

sexyAuntyFuka said:

Name: Prince Rogers Nelson

Age: 48

Career History: Rock star, Film Director, Donkey Shagger and self-fellatio giving contortionist


Qualifications: One bad ass fonky mofo & 10 metres swimming certificate


Hobbies: Getting divorced, taking moody photos and Tofu
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sexyAuntyFuka said:

well, aside from your being a dumbass, DOES anyone really include hobbies on a resume? i see it on applications all the time, and i really wonder why a potential employer needs to know that i like taxidermy and collecting old french porn. i write it all down anyway, but still it doesn't get me the job.

Anx said:

Maybe if you change that to "old French paintings"...just a thought...

obsessed said:

no way - i don't like to lie on resumes unless i'm fudging my typing speed or the name/location/position of past jobs. i'm kind of old skool like that.

Anx said:

Lemme see here then, that means you lie on just about everything....
Except your hobbies...

obsessed said:

which i really don't think need to be included!

Anx said:

I agree....

weaknesses: Family, Friends, Meaningful Social interactions.

MickG said:

Im always here to give u a hug Mick

DanceWme said:

I don't need one. Those are not my weaknesses.

MickG said:

I know MickG. I know

Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: Prince

Age: 48, and shows no signs of aging, young at heart

Career History: Singer, dancer, actor, performer, producer, etc, etc.


Qualifications: 20+ years of experience. Plays instruments, sings, dances, loves women, changing things at the last minute, controlling, humour, likes being a possible no show.

Extra curricular activities: Handing out lawsuit smackdowns.

References: My fans

luv4u said:

Yeah, I forget people do tend to lie or lay it on thick when it comes to resume writing.

luv4u said:

The best yet!

Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: hera

Age: (honestly - endless)

Career History: (working towards eternity forever - and willing to do it too!)


Qualifications: (God Jehovah gave me life; therefore, I qualify!) - Thank you.

Hobbies: "remembering and reminding myself everyday that this is a system manmade and it is not the eternity GOD Jehovah created, but noticing that forever in eternity will be the amazing gift from the hobby of thinking about it every day 24/8 and sharing it with others, as well. - Thank you.

Just sharing... hera(note)

Write a Resume' 4 Prince

Name: Prince Roger Nelson
Address: Somewhere in Las Vegas or MPLS

Objective: To promote Superbowl halftime show as the best thing since sliced bread.

Work History: (Most recent listings)

3121-Assisted in the underpromotion of a pretty good album. Highlights include Black Sweat & 3121

Musicology-Created a mainstream pop album that achieved multiplat status due to intelligent marketing scheme.

Went on tour grossing $87.4 million

Rainbow Children-Developed a musically interesting concept album.

Skills:

I do everything well (just ask my fams).

References: My fams, Larry G, The Twinz.

Name: Prince

age: fourty-

...wait just a fucken minute. I dont need to work for nobody, Ill do it myself.

Name: Prince.

note*(Any thing more then this requires that you sign a non-discloure agreement first)...

Name: Prince

Age: A very sexy 48

Career History: Been rocking minds, making girls and boys alike have wet drams with thought provoking, booty shaking jams. Inventor of the trend of singing in underwear on stage, licking guitars and humping mic stands.

Qualifications: Everything I does is a success.

Hobbies: Playing basketball, collecting millions of high heeled shoes, making music, and keeping guarinigirl2000 warm at night.

Name: Prince Nelson

Age: 48

Career History: professional musician, songwriter, composer, producer 1978-present


Qualifications: ability to de-flower young virgins while appearing to never actually touch them. fluent in pillow talk. tongue tastes like bubble gum. genitals 50% flesh, 50% licorice

Hobbies: doing pirouettes, staring sexily, (see qualifications)

alwayslate said:

Hera said:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.