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What if Prince was your professor ... What if Prince was your professor or teacher? | |
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I would be failing like there was no tomorrow | |
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I know I'd have never missed a day of class! | |
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mhhh I have a good relationship with my professors...
maybe I would sing 2 him "another brick in the wall"... | |
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Seriously. I'd have straight "A"'s in that class without studying.
There is such a thing as "extra credit", if you know what I mean. And I know you know what I mean. I love a Man who:
Wears More Make Up Than Me. Wears Four Inch Stilleto Boots. Changes His Name To An Unpronouncable Symbol. Who Changes His Name Back From An Unpronouncable Symbol. Oh And Most Importantly, Who Is Sexy Little Drop Of Butterscotch | |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: I know I'd have never missed a day of class!
Me neither | |
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I'd love it. | |
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Professor of what? | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Professor of what?
2 me : music, dance and business stuff. But I think he would loose his mind with someone like me. | |
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virginie74 said: FruitToAttractBears said: Professor of what?
2 me : music, dance and business stuff. But I think he would loose his mind with someone like me. I would SO take a religion course taught by him. | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: virginie74 said: 2 me : music, dance and business stuff. But I think he would loose his mind with someone like me. I would SO take a religion course taught by him. What if he was sick for the day? ...you might have to have Larry Graham as a substitute teacher. | |
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r1ghteousone said: FruitToAttractBears said: I would SO take a religion course taught by him. What if he was sick for the day? ...you might have to have Larry Graham as a substitute teacher. Sweet. | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: r1ghteousone said: What if he was sick for the day? ...you might have to have Larry Graham as a substitute teacher. Sweet. Ya gotta thing for Larry huh? | |
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i would tape his classes in hopes of him going off in some rant so i could sell it to fox news! | |
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r1ghteousone said: FruitToAttractBears said: Sweet. Ya gotta thing for Larry huh? Oh yeah. Larry's the man. | |
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i'm sure i'd complain about him all the time. you know he'd have the most insane grading scale ever.
"you did your homework in green ink? F. and you - you drew a little flower in the margin? you pass the entire course with an A++++. OWWAH!" | |
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Well, he kind of is my professor.....of THE FUNK!!!!! NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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School's in
The teacher got a guitar If U didn't come 2 turn it out Might as well get yo ass in your car and if Eric was a sub! School's in The teacher got a saxophone If U didn't come 2 turn it out U might as well leave it alone [Edited 12/23/06 16:51pm] | |
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I think it would be cool if he taught a course on the business of music. In particular how not to get screwed by a record company. | |
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Let him be my swimmin teacher oh lawd!
I would drown every damn day | |
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Xxx-tracurricular activities would take on a whole new meaning..... | |
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"Dear Penthouse letters..." | |
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Krystal666 said: "Dear Penthouse letters..."
You know good and well the non-disclosure forms in the syllabus that he'd make us sign on the first day would soooo prevent those! | |
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Prince could never just teach a subject -- he'd always want to be pushing his own agendas
if religion -- i'd be arguing with him all the time and probably fail the class because of it if music -- i'd be studying like a maniac and probably still fail the class | |
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Anx said: i'm sure i'd complain about him all the time. you know he'd have the most insane grading scale ever.
"you did your homework in green ink? F. and you - you drew a little flower in the margin? you pass the entire course with an A++++. OWWAH!" | |
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First of all nobody would be able to hear him because he would be mumbling. The only audible word would be "GOD". Second if you ever had a question and needed to talk to him you would never be able to because there would be a group of body guards protecting him at all tHimes. Third he would write in Princely fashion with everyone guessing if he was writing math or english. And he would give his lessons on the chalkboard written BACKWARDS! At last but not least he would talk through his voice modulator and everyone would be intrepreting his comments in different ways, like we do on this site. Just some random thoughts and oh yeah he would usually start his lessons late like he does his concerts. Happy Holiday orgers | |
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vinaysfunk said: First of all nobody would be able to hear him because he would be mumbling. The only audible word would be "GOD". Second if you ever had a question and needed to talk to him you would never be able to because there would be a group of body guards protecting him at all tHimes. Third he would write in Princely fashion with everyone guessing if he was writing math or english. And he would give his lessons on the chalkboard written BACKWARDS! At last but not least he would talk through his voice modulator and everyone would be intrepreting his comments in different ways, like we do on this site. Just some random thoughts and oh yeah he would usually start his lessons late like he does his concerts. Happy Holiday orgers
Pretty funny because it's true. But I'd take a class from him anyway ... and love every minute of it for all it's confusion and frustration ... because I adore most of his messages. | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: virginie74 said: 2 me : music, dance and business stuff. But I think he would loose his mind with someone like me. I would SO take a religion course taught by him. Yeah, a religion class from Prince would definitely be interesting. Do you think it would be possible to ever truly understand what he's trying to convey in order to ace the final? | |
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Professor of what? We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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vinaysfunk said: First of all nobody would be able to hear him because he would be mumbling. The only audible word would be "GOD". Second if you ever had a question and needed to talk to him you would never be able to because there would be a group of body guards protecting him at all tHimes. Third he would write in Princely fashion with everyone guessing if he was writing math or english. And he would give his lessons on the chalkboard written BACKWARDS! At last but not least he would talk through his voice modulator and everyone would be intrepreting his comments in different ways, like we do on this site. Just some random thoughts and oh yeah he would usually start his lessons late like he does his concerts. Happy Holiday orgers
**** Lol, I agree with u I think that if somebody asked him any question he would asnwer: "why r u asking it?".... If he asked u 2 explain the previous lesson, after u talked almost half an hour he would say: "I dint understand what u said" [Edited 12/24/06 10:50am] | |
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