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Thread started 12/01/06 4:48am

gatling84

Funniest Prince Songs

We all know that behind Prince's serious demeanor lies a great sense of humor. What are some of his funniest songs?
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Reply #1 posted 12/01/06 4:55am

AsianBomb777

The end of The Dance.




It's nay Feh-ya, it's just not Feh-ya!!!! falloff falloff falloff
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Reply #2 posted 12/01/06 5:05am

gatling84

For me two of the funniest songs are on the Around the World In A Day Album. I thought the vocal styling and delivery on those songs made them humorous. Especially that part in Condition of the Heart when he sings:

That she would wear the same
Cologne as U and giggle the same
Giggle that U do?

That part always has me rolling.
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Reply #3 posted 12/01/06 5:10am

SenseOfDoubt

I always found this great:

Baby didn't say 2 much - she said, "Are U gay?"
Kinda took me by surprise, I didn't know what 2 do
I just looked her in her eyes and I said, "No, are U?"
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Reply #4 posted 12/01/06 5:13am

AsianBomb777

gatling84 said:

For me two of the funniest songs are on the Around the World In A Day Album. I thought the vocal styling and delivery on those songs made them humorous. Especially that part in Condition of the Heart when he sings:

That she would wear the same
Cologne as U and giggle the same
Giggle that U do?

That part always has me rolling.



falloff

That cracks me up too! But I love that album. lol
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Reply #5 posted 12/01/06 5:15am

AsianBomb777

The b-side "Girl"


When he starts saying... "You know what else I am?" "You knwo what else I am?" "I'm a good kisser too!"

I just about bust a gut every fucking time I've heard that falloff
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Reply #6 posted 12/01/06 9:17am

DanceWme

AsianBomb777 said:

The end of The Dance.




It's nay Feh-ya, it's just not Feh-ya!!!! falloff falloff falloff

falloff


I always laugh when I hear Chocolate lol
"U went and told me I look like a pimp
But honey I noticed u waited till after dinner 18 jumbo shrimp DAMN!"

falloff
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Reply #7 posted 12/01/06 9:51am

Patrick1985

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sexy MF

"Tommy Barbarella in the house
Scrub the dishes

Come here Tommy, yeah"

and

gett off
Lay your pretty body against the parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like I was strippin' a Peter Paul's Almond Joy
Lemme show u baby I'm a talented boy

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (G-G-Gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "Ribs"
Ha, toy, I don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, I clock 'em that way
Remind me of something James used to say...

"I like 'em fat"
"I like 'em proud"
"Ya gotta have a mother for me"
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
Like a Gb Major with a E in the bass
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Reply #8 posted 12/01/06 10:21am

1nonly

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Shit....

"Mashed Potato Girl"

Even though it's not actually a song, it's listed as a track, and that's good enough for me.
Walking alone in the dark, I see nothing u see
I can be in a park, or flying in the…in the deep sea
I wish u’d hold my hand; then everything could b
There’s nothing strange, we’re not deranged
We only want everyday 2 b a Cosmic Day
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Reply #9 posted 12/01/06 11:03am

PurpleKnight

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Scarlet Pussy! That stuff is hilarious.

"...And that's when all the neighborhood D-D-DOGS!...." Hahaha.

"....In ways too gross to mention (Prince in the background, "Eww!""
The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.

"You still wanna take me to prison...just because I won't trade humanity for patriotism."
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Reply #10 posted 12/01/06 11:05am

Handclapsfinga
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1nonly said:

Shit....

"Mashed Potato Girl"

Even though it's not actually a song, it's listed as a track, and that's good enough for me.

"new power day" is funny as all get-out, too. nod
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Reply #11 posted 12/01/06 11:06am

sexxydancer

Cloreen Bacon Skin!
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Reply #12 posted 12/01/06 11:45am

PimpandCircums
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Bob George!
"4 someone who can't stand TV dinners, U sure eat enough of them muthafuckas."
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Reply #13 posted 12/01/06 12:21pm

evenstar3

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pimp & circumstance, the whole song's hilarious smile
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Reply #14 posted 12/01/06 12:40pm

purplerein

Movie Star
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Reply #15 posted 12/01/06 12:43pm

FruitToAttract
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Animal Kingdom.
"18 years old, and she knows her funk!!! headbang"
~ funkpill
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Reply #16 posted 12/01/06 12:51pm

kpowers

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Horny pony
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Reply #17 posted 12/03/06 10:36pm

vanity106

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*La, La, La, He, He, Hee
*Bob George
*2 Nigs United 4 West Compton (and i'm from Compton)
*Illusion, Coma, Pimp & Circumstance
*My Name Is Prince (the beginning)
*ending of the extended version of "Kiss"
*Housequake used 2 make me laff
u cannot tell a lie...it echoes across the moon and the sky...
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Reply #18 posted 12/03/06 10:57pm

jacknapier

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The end of temptations takes the cake in my books.

"I'm not talkin' about just ordinary temptation, people.
I'm talking about the kind of temptation that'll make U do things.
Oh, oh, temptation. Oh, darling, I can almost taste the wetness between your...
temptation, temptation
I'm not talking about any ol' kind of temptation, people, I'm talkin'about, I'm talkin' about... sexual temptation.
A lover, I need a lover, a lover, I need a...right now. U, I want U. I want U in the worst way. I want U.

'Oh, silly man, that's not how it works.
You have 2 want her 4 the right reasons.'

I do!

'U don't, now die!'

No! No!

Let me go, let me go.

I'm sorry.
I'll be good.
This time I promise,
Love is more important than sex.
Now I understand.
I have 2 go now.
I don't know when I'll return.
Good-bye

falloff
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Reply #19 posted 12/04/06 3:03am

wlcm2thdwn

Jack U off!
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Reply #20 posted 12/04/06 7:41am

DevotedPuppy

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The Sex of It
French cologne a hundred bucks an ounce
All U did was cough


If a Girl Answers (Don't Hang Up)

Pretty Man
"Your presence and dry wit are appealing in a mysterious way."
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