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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: jill jones: hey, wait! i've got something for you!
the kid: what, some salmonella?  The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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| man, i can't stop:
morris: you ladies don't seem to realize how valuable my chicken sammich is. you're gonna make my value menu look bad! brenda: then why don't you let us come up with our own recipe? morris: we tried that, remember? now you're in the best possible establishment you could be in. so what's the matter? your nametag's on too tight or somethin'? let's have some service! let's have some mcnuggets fryin'--i want some perfection! BWAAHAA! | |
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Morris: Your buns would make a beef patty too happy.
Apples: You think so, huh? Dansa, stop! You keep making me wanna check back to this thread.The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
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PurpleKnight said: Morris: Your buns would make a beef patty too happy.
Apples: You think so, huh? Dansa, stop! You keep making me wanna check back to this thread.morris: either someone put something in my egg mcmuffin or you're the finest mrrrhfrrrh i seen in ages. apollonia: excuse me, what did you say? morris: you're gettin' fries tonight.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: PurpleKnight said: Morris: Your buns would make a beef patty too happy.
Apples: You think so, huh? Dansa, stop! You keep making me wanna check back to this thread.morris: either someone put something in my egg mcmuffin or you're the finest mrrrhfrrrh i seen in ages. apollonia: excuse me, what did you say? morris: you're gettin' fries tonight. | |
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Do you want fries... or do you want me?
Cuz I WANT YOU!!!!! Wanna hear me sing?  www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: Do you want fries... or do you want me?
Cuz I WANT YOU!!!!! 
baybeh, baybeh, baybeh, get the menu! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: UCantHavaDaMango said: Do you want fries... or do you want me?
Cuz I WANT YOU!!!!!
baybeh, baybeh, baybeh, get the menu! | |
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billy sparks: hey, what's this "one hamburger per customer" shit?! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: UCantHavaDaMango said: Do you want fries... or do you want me?
Cuz I WANT YOU!!!!!
baybeh, baybeh, baybeh, get the menu! I may not know where I'm going babe, to BK or Micky D's. One thing, one thing's for certain baby, I know what I want. And if it please you baby, please you baby, I'll get a side of cheese! I want you! Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
baybeh, baybeh, baybeh, get the menu! I may not know where I'm going babe, to BK or Micky D's. One thing, one thing's for certain baby, I know what I want. And if it please you baby, please you baby, I'll get a side of cheese! I want you!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: UCantHavaDaMango said: I may not know where I'm going babe, to BK or Micky D's. One thing, one thing's for certain baby, I know what I want. And if it please you baby, please you baby, I'll get a side of cheese! I want you! Thank you, thank you! Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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this is freakin hilarious! my boss has got to be wondering what this cheshire grin on my face is for! Trying to not let the grin grow into a hysterical laugh or he's gonna think i'm nuts..especially since he doesn't know i net surf all day 
MORE! MORE!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: jill jones: hey, wait! i've got something for you!
the kid: what, some salmonella? JILL: No, it's a curly-fry Lisa and Wendy were eating. KID: Why didn't they give it to me themselves? JILL: Well, it smelled good, and I wanted to try it. They told me to give it to you when I was done! (pause) KID: You really liked it, huh? |
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eyewishuheaven said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: jill jones: hey, wait! i've got something for you!
the kid: what, some salmonella? JILL: No, it's a curly-fry Lisa and Wendy were eating. KID: Why didn't they give it to me themselves? JILL: Well, it smelled good, and I wanted to try it. They told me to give it to you when I was done! (pause) KID: You really liked it, huh? I didnt know this thread would turn out like this
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^ Shoot. me neither! I thought I'd get more comments on the actual fry. Oh well, this is some funny stuff! Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: PurpleKnight said: It's a sad, sad day when a french fry that doesn't really resemble Prince's symbol all that much can't sell. The Kid just ain't pulling 'em in like he used to.
 they told 'em before, mcdonald's is no place for their personal shit, man. OMG! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Prince: Gimme that! There...on your plate.
Apples: Hey! Give it back! Prince: Where'd you order it from? Apples: A deli. Prince: Subway or Quizno's? Apples: Huh? Prince: You're lying. I can tell by the way you said it, you're lying. So, you gave it to me. It's not yours anymore. I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here. | |
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HalluRain said: Prince: Gimme that! There...on your plate.
Apples: Hey! Give it back! Prince: Where'd you order it from? Apples: A deli. Prince: Subway or Quizno's? Apples: Huh? Prince: You're lying. I can tell by the way you said it, you're lying. So, you gave it to me. It's not yours anymore.
Funniest Thread Ever! | |
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OMG - this is the funniest stuff I have read on the org in a looong time.
This has gotta be the best thread ever! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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"First, you have to purify yourself in a vat of hot vegetable oil." Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: "First, you have to purify yourself in a vat of hot vegetable oil."
OUCH! | |
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apples: did--did you hear those customers applauding? they...loved us! we're all gonna work on the front register...i can feel it...!!
morris:  ain't nobody's redvelvetcakebaaa-aaaaa-aaaaad, like miii-iiine...
apples: morris, you're a culinary genius... 
morris: yesssss... apples: but where--where's jerome? morris: in his special sauce-covered skin, bwaahahahaaa! apples: is he gonna come? morris: i gave 'im the night off! apples: why??? morris: *backs up, opens coat and reveals cast-iron skillet attached to his waist*...awhawwhawhawhaw!!! | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: apples: did--did you hear those customers applauding? they...loved us! we're all gonna work on the front register...i can feel it...!!
morris: ain't nobody's redvelvetcakebaaa-aaaaa-aaaaad, like miii-iiine...
apples: morris, you're a culinary genius...
morris: yesssss... apples: but where--where's jerome? morris: in his special sauce-covered skin, bwaahahahaaa! apples: is he gonna come? morris: i gave 'im the night off! apples: why??? morris: *backs up, opens coat and reveals cast-iron skillet attached to his waist*...awhawwhawhawhaw!!! 
I just choked [Edited 12/1/06 15:39pm] | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: "First, you have to purify yourself in a vat of hot vegetable oil."
are you sick?! how many fried apple pies have you done this to?! | |
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"Where are you!!??? Where are you!??? Answer me McF*cker!!!!!" Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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UCantHavaDaMango said: "Where are you!!??? Where are you!??? Answer me McF*cker!!!!!"
the kid: is that yours? francis l.: of course it's mine. whose else would it be? i got lots of fries...they're all shaped different, too. the kid: i'd like to eat some, you got 'em in the freezer somewhere? francis l: naw, man. i don't use frozen potatoes. i don't have to. that's the big difference between you and me. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: UCantHavaDaMango said: "Where are you!!??? Where are you!??? Answer me McF*cker!!!!!"
the kid: is that yours? francis l.: of course it's mine. whose else would it be? i got lots of fries...they're all shaped different, too. the kid: i'd like to eat some, you got 'em in the freezer somewhere? francis l: naw, man. i don't use frozen potatoes. i don't have to. that's the big difference between you and me. Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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We should include scenes from The Curly Fry Formerly Known as Prince's second Movie:
Under the Deep-Fried Cherry Pie Moon "What are you thinking about?" crunch crunch crunch... "Friethz."  Under The Cherry Moon (1986) © Warner Bros [Edited 12/1/06 16:01pm] Wanna hear me sing? www.ChampagneHoneybee.com | |
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lol this looks fun, i think i'll take a stab at it....
I knew from the start... That I loved you with all my heart... But you were untrue... You claimed it was meat, but it was really tofu!!!! Lambi!!! Dont you know by now!! Lambi!! It's better from a cow!!! | |
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