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Thread started 08/23/02 4:56am

Zthe9s

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Scientists have discovered that Prince is a MUSKRAT!

Zoologists became suspicious when Prince was sighted eating frogs and small turtles on a riverbank in Canada. When questioned, the furry rock star was quoted as saying, "squeak."

This makes Prince even that much more unique in that he is also the first multi-instrumental muskrat. Strange but true.

EDIT: A fine recipe for Prince...

Smothered Muskrat (Prince) and Onions

1 Muskrat
1 tbsp Salt
1 quart Water
1 1/2 tsp Salt
1/4 tsp Paprika
1/2 cup Flour
3 tbsp Fat
3 large onions; sliced
1 cup Sour cream

Skin and clean the muskrat, remove fat, scent glands and white tissue inside each leg. Soak muskrat overnight in a weak brine solution of 1 Tbsp salt to 1 quart water. Drain, disjoint and cut up. Put flour, salt & paprika in a paper bag. Add muskrat pieces and shake until each piece is well coated. Melt fat in heavy fry pan, add the muskrat pieces and saute slowly until browned. When meat is browned, cover with onions, sprinkle with salt and pepper and pour the cream over. Cover fry pan and simmer for 1 hour.

SERVES: 4

Yield: 4 servings

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[This message was edited Fri Aug 23 5:08:05 PDT 2002 by Zthe9s]
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Reply #1 posted 08/23/02 4:59am

DavidEye

Zthe9s said:

Zoologists became suspicious when Prince was sighted eating frogs and small turtles on a riverbank in Canada. When questioned, the furry rock star was quoted as saying, "squeak."

This makes Prince even that much more unique in that he is also the first multi-instrumental muskrat. Strange but true.



I wonder if Prince is the one who wrote that old song "Muskrat Love" by Captain & Tennille? smile
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Reply #2 posted 08/23/02 5:01am

suomynona

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[This message was edited Wed Oct 2 5:20:14 PDT 2002 by suomynona]
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Reply #3 posted 08/23/02 5:27am

BelleBeyond

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LoL @ y'all! lol Funny!
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Reply #4 posted 08/23/02 6:28am

Handclapsfinga
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he ain't a muskrat!!

now an opossum... nod
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Reply #5 posted 08/23/02 2:25pm

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Off-topic (albeit creative and somewhat funny). You've been warned. This thread may be removed soon. If we had a GD forum back (it's coming...) this would be a good place for this.
ben -- "the prince.org guy"
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Reply #6 posted 08/23/02 3:20pm

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Great topic!
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Reply #7 posted 08/23/02 3:27pm

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IceNine said:

Great topic!


You can always tell when some of the more popular orgers are gone, it gets pretty boring around here...So what I am saying is welcome back, and get that Uglybrowneyes fella back here... smile
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Reply #8 posted 08/23/02 4:09pm

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If Prince was a wallaby
He'd be like Skipper the bush kangaroo.
Sweeet.
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Reply #9 posted 08/23/02 8:33pm

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sag10 said:

IceNine said:

Great topic!


You can always tell when some of the more popular orgers are gone, it gets pretty boring around here...So what I am saying is welcome back, and get that Uglybrowneyes fella back here... smile


Hi, Sag10!

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Reply #10 posted 08/23/02 8:52pm

july

Prince is indeed a muskrat...
5 stars... no wait 10...
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Reply #11 posted 08/23/02 11:07pm

ILvIce9

IceNine said:

Great topic!



love
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Reply #12 posted 08/23/02 11:36pm

july

ILvIce9 said:

IceNine said:

Great topic!



love


star star star star star the muskrat known as prince... hamster and he is funky... lol...
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Reply #13 posted 08/23/02 11:44pm

ILvIce9

july said:

star star star star star the muskrat known as prince... hamster and he is funky... lol...


Dude - that's a hamster. big grin
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Reply #14 posted 08/23/02 11:48pm

july

ILvIce9 said:

july said:

star star star star star the muskrat known as prince... hamster and he is funky... lol...


Dude - that's a hamster. big grin


lol... oh okay :muskrat: no no no! arrow hamster nod

Pretend it's a muskrat... shhh... lol... cool
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