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Live from Las Vegas, It's the Prince Variety Hour! In the tradition of Tom Jones
Sonny and Cher 
and Donny and Marie 
It's the Prince Variety Hour on VH1! Prince comes on stage and sings My Name is Prince with the twinz dancing seductively in the back ground. Prince: Thank U and welcome 2 my show. My very special guests 2nite r.... [Edited 10/3/06 15:31pm] No More Haters on the Internet. |
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 News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so. You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop. | |
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Thread of year! | |
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This actually sounds fabulous 2 me! | |
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I'd watch!!  | |
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Prince: Thank U and welcome 2 my show. My very special guests 2nite r....
The very lovely Janet Jackson will "sing" (Prince makes quotation signals with his hands). 
Magician David Blaine will perform a never attempted before trick live! 
And my friend and Tonight Show host Jay Leno! 
But first these commercial messages, OOOwah! No More Haters on the Internet. |
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SexyBeautifulOne said: I'd watch!!
Me too! | |
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littlemissG said: Prince: Thank U and welcome 2 my show. My very special guests 2nite r....
The very lovely Janet Jackson will "sing" (Prince makes quotation signals with his hands).
Magician David Blaine will perform a never attempted before trick live!
And my friend and Tonight Show host Jay Leno!
But first these commercial messages, OOOwah! I'd still watch!! | |
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I'd tune in.
Sounds Flip Wilson-ish. He should get Phil Lamarr to play him in a few skits. | |
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don't sleep them variety hour shows were the shiznit! | |
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But first these commercial messages, OOOwah!
Opening shot- Prince on stage with an acoustic guitar setting on a wooden stool. "Welcome come back. I got a song I wanna sing." Prince performs Te Amo Corozon while a contortionist twist herself into incredible poses. The audience applauds at the end of the performance, and Prince motions the contortionist to join him center stage. "This young lady is with Cirque Soleil and only fourteen years old! Is she wonderful?" [appluse] "What's your name sweetheart?" "Monica Roden" "Roden? Is your mother's name Laura?" "Yes!" the contortionist answered "Does she have scars on her left shoulder that looks like an alley cat was playing tic-tac-toe?" "Yes!!!" Prince stares blankly and says, "I'm afraid I don't know her." "Let's hear again for Monica!" The stunned girl is led off stage. Next... (feel free to jump in orgers) [Edited 10/4/06 20:13pm] No More Haters on the Internet. |
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This actually might have worked if he did it in the 80's...  wish U were here baby, on me--
Stuck like glue!  | |
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That actually sounds GOOD ... | |
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littlemissG said: But first these commercial messages, OOOwah!
Opening shot- Prince on stage with an acoustic guitar setting on a wooden stool. "Welcome come back. I got a song I wanna sing." Prince performs Te Amo Corozon while a contortionist twist herself into incredible poses. The audience applauds at the end of the performance, and Prince motions the contortionist to join him center stage. "This young lady is with Cirque Soleil and only fourteen years old! Is she wonderful?" [appluse] "What's your name sweetheart?" "Monica Roden" "Roden? Is your mother's name Laura?" "Yes!" the contortionist answered "Does she have scars on her left shoulder that looks like an alley cat was playing tic-tac-toe?" "Yes!!!" Prince stares blankly and says, "I'm afraid I don't know her." "Let's hear again for Monica!" The stunned girl is led off stage. Next... (feel free to jump in orgers) [Edited 10/4/06 20:13pm] David Blaine shows up with his monotone zombie like voice... Blaine "Hello Prince. I'm very excited to be here. Prince "..." Blaine "I have come here to perform my greatest trick yet." Prince "What's that?" Blaine "I am going to sit down for a week." Prince "..." Blaine "On a chair" Prince "..." Blaine "A wooden one." Prince "..." Blaine "without a pillow." Prince "Word?" Blaine "Word." Prince "Um...you go 'head on on do that while I introduce Janet Jackson...Janet Jackson ya'll!" Janet comes out and then... | |
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Janet comes out and then...
There is a grasp as the audience notices she has 'SLAVE' written on her face. Prince "What the ....! Whasup with that you retro-wannabe?!" Janet..... No More Haters on the Internet. |
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