I'm sure this has been posted before but I can't imagine him doing that ever. I also had this thought that if we eat at his new cafe, we wil be eating food that he eats. Then if we fart, our farts will smell like Prince's farts right? I can't wait to find out what his farts smell like!

pkidwell said:

Oh ARE you now?

LOL

Prince's farts smell like vagina!

Hey Pkidwell I had U pegged all wrong. I got the impression from your posts that you were very serious and kind of cynical. How wrong of me. I like this post, it's sick and funny. What if he recorded his fart and incorporated it into one of albums and he put it on echo and dressed it up. Or used it in a loop like the one in Peach. This post shows just how silly we can be but I for some strange reason I smiled when I saw it, in fact I just farted to feel the funk

pkidwell said:

It's so funny that someone's brain would take the time to consider something like this.

He never farts, never picks his nose, never has a bad hairday, never takes a poop, never smells bad, never has bad breath....

pkidwell said:

oh thank you, for making me laugh out loud! erm, hello?! new cafe?! where?! cor i'd love to taste the kind of food he eats, although, i probably already do to some extent being more or less a vegan and all.

it's more a question about his relationship to farting: does he find it funny? does he smell his own under the duvet? will he say to his partners 'pull my finger' and then drop one? does he cock his leg in private and let a long loud one rip? does he fart when he does james brown splits, or when he hits long high notes? what do u think?!

The only thing I'm curious about is the face Prince makes when he farts

Cheek said:

It's probably the same face he makes when he's playing a really emotional part on the guitar, that strained I gotta get this cord and push it out look with his eyes closed. Sometimes he arches his back or bends forward, that look!
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[b]I think his Farts smell like Cabbage

The real question is does Prince Shart?

vinaysfunk said:

Thank you for describing it!

i often said if prince did and released an album of it, id buy it!

I think the farting may have actually been the reason he stopped doing the splits.

This logicially brings me to another conclusion, that farting was the reason James Brown stopped doing the splits too. I've read stories of James doing the splits in later years and having problems getting back up. That leads me to believe that maybe he had a fart with something extra. I know I'd have trouble getting back up if that happened to me.

Thank you for this insightful and provocative thread.

Did you ever see the South Park episode about all the vegetarians coming to town?

You got yer answer right there.

bountyhunterseven2000 said:

( Love) Farty Music

I cannot believe what Im reading..u guys are funny!

NightGod said:

No thank you NightGod for your contribution, I burst out laughing when I read your thread and I am at work, my patients heard me so thanx I got some explaining to do.

FuNkeNsteiN said:

U stole my answer,FuNkeNsteiN!! This is xactly the way I'd answer this!!

:lol:His farts would have to smell like Incense and candles and nothing else.Too cute for a nasty poot.

irrisistableB said:

Its the cute ones who smell rotten

I'm fairly sure Prince is actually incapable of passing wind. He doesn't actually have an arsehole.

shhh....only the people in Oberhausen are supposed to know the answer to that

DONT EVER SHOW THAT AGAIN !!!

Spookymuffin said:

FuNkeNsteiN said:

u said he never farts and doo doo,hes normal just like everybody else,everyone does that even prince,he just don't be telling noone,he eats alot of vegetables and fruits right?that stuff can make you fart sometimes.i know he never smells bad,he probably be washing his ass everyday,and i know he got good breath oo,but everyone takes a dump and poot,even you do that.prince probably doesn't do it all the time like most of us do! what if prince read this right now! i'm cracking up. and if he don't poot and dookey now,he did when he was younger.

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NightGod said:[quote]I think the farting may have actually been the reason he stopped doing the splits.

This logicially brings me to another conclusion, that farting was the reason James Brown stopped doing the splits too. I've read stories of James doing the splits in later years and having problems getting back up. That leads me to believe that maybe he had a fart with something extra.

omg, my head hurts!

Wow, I've read some threads but this one take the cake! This is too damn funny but truth be told, I've wondered the same thing. He seems almost too clean to do something like fart and doo doo but you know he must. I'm sure he can stink up the joint with the best of them. I wonder if Capn Crunch with Soy milk can do a job on the belly .
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You're not old enough to get in a Vegas night club are you? See why?

purplecam said:

Without question. Soy is packed with stuff that wreaks havoc in the gut.