U know ur ghetto if...

1. U use the twist tie from the bread bag to tie back ur hair.

2. U took the sheets off ur bed, used them 4 curtains, and called it "recycling"

3. U have a couch in ur front yard.

4. U bought that couch used.

5. U have the welfare department on speed-dial.

6. U sell homemade popsicles at a stand on the corner of ur street

7. U have an old car seat on ur front porch...and it's ur favorite chair 2 sit in.

8. U grow cotton in ur backyard hoping 2 make a shirt one day

9. U thought O.J. was innocent

10. U still have the plastic on ur lamp shades and furniture so ur kids won't drop popsicles on it. If it ever comes off, ur going 2 replace it with Saran Wrap.

11. The last single u bought was "2 Legit 2 Quit"

12. Ur car is so old it drove YOU 2 the dealership and said "Buy one...please!"

13. U sign on AOL and all the man says is "Welcome---u don't have shit!"

14. U put duct tape on ur sneakers. "I'll get new ones when those Converse's go on clearance..."

15. U went 2 Payless Shoestore and they handed u a pair and said "Here...it's on us"

16. U invented the Dollar Menu at McDonald's

17. U always wondered y Prince never carried a sword.

18. U bought a tape of the R. Kelly scandal saying u were "Just making sure he did it"

19. When u were growing up, ur mother told u Shaft was Santa Claus.

20. Ur keyboard is missing vowels. U went on Wheel of Fortune hoping 2 get enough money 2 buy some replacements.

OJ WAS INNOCENT!!!

still have Priced tags on your clothes,see somebody with a Afro&say they sporting a J5,seal your letters with 99 Pieces of tape,still have a Free Mike Tyson,OJ Simpson&Flavor Flav T-Shirt in your house&you still wear it,tell People that the Old Ohio Player's Album Covers&Spread's are Art,subscribe to "Player" Magazine&are still sending them a Letter about you wanting to be there Camera Man,Swear up&down Scooby Doo is Black,think of Bill Clinton as a Pimp moreso than as a President,you still have 8-tracks in your house&didn't mess a Episode that David Cassedy was hosting,bragged about a Gas Card as if it was a Credit Card,wanted your Hair like Don King's.those are just some off the top of my head.

~Your Momma sends you a carton of Newports to you in Europe cuz you can't get them there~

"1. U use the twist tie from the bread bag to tie back ur hair. " thats way ghetto lol


anywhoo last nite i dunno how i came across this story but i ganked it from a message board..its pretty funny


POOL EXPERINCE Jan 16 2002 05:20:54PM
posted by: MISSRHODES
ITS KIND OF EMBARRASSING HERE IT GOES .IT WAS A HOT SUMMERS DAY I WAS VISITING MY FARTHER IN NORTHCAROLINA FOOR THE SUMMER SO HE DECIDED TO TAKE ME SWIMMING NOW MIND YALL A BOY WAS TRYING TO TALK TO ME TELLING ME WHAT PRETTY HAIR I HAD SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE A SWIM WHEN SO I TOOK I DIVE IN THE POOL TRYING TO SHOW OFF WHEN I CAME UP FROM THE DIVE ALL MY WEAVE WAS FLOATING ON TOP OF THE WATER AND OFF MY HEAD THE JEQALOUS BI BI HELD MY WEAVE TO LET EVERY BODY NO THAT IT WASNT MY HAIR I SNATCHED MY WEAVE OUT OF HER HANDAND PUT IT ON THE FENCE AND LET IT DRY SO THERE GOES MY BAD HAIR DAY

7. U have an old car seat on ur front porch...and it's ur favorite chair 2 sit in.

12. Ur car is so old it drove YOU 2 the dealership and said "Buy one...please!"

14. U put duct tape on ur sneakers. "I'll get new ones when those Converse's go on clearance..."

15. U went 2 Payless Shoestore and they handed u a pair and said "Here...it's on us"






these apply to me, kinda!!!

Funny thread BUT... inappropriate forum. And we don't currently have a proper forum, so sorry...

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