Anx said:

I see you typing but all I'm reading is blahblahblahblahblah.

So where are we on the butt trumpets?

I'm starting to think this might be a load of horse shit.

Tracklist??

onenitealone said:

yeah, anxy! you know that we gotta have a tracklist! at least give us a little taste of what we're gonna get...


...please? :puppydogeyes:

WOW HORSES There is some truth.

Thx Anx

wait a second...waaaaait a second...the horse wouldn't happen to have wings, would it?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

if by "horse" you mean "dreams" then

like the replica was not the 1stborn
the cloned black sheep gets the 1st scorn
u make love 2 the judge 2 have love made 2 the jury
no wonder ur middle name sounds like 'worry'

the cap is not monochrome, there is color in the can
ask paris, ask joni, ask maceo, ask fran

(truth begins with a T and ends with an H. i don't think anymore needs to be said)

Anx said:

Between You, Funkmistress, and Handclaps, I think I just had my first triple orgasm.

Thanks Circle of Sexxxy!!!

Doozer said:

if you can't see my truth then who will trust your lies?

it's a simple proposition: i type. you read. we believe.

or do you hate freedom?

This is going to sound insane, but it comes from the highest source imaginable (and yes, it's probably who you think it is) and I am in a fortunate situation in which there are no restrictions keeping me from sharing the information I have just learned.

Basically, Prince has been quiet the past two years not because of the divorce or because of Universal, but for a more secret reason. He has been researching horses for a book he is writing (FINALLY!!!), full of essays and poetry about his passion for miniature albino ponies which began not long after the Musicology tour ended.

This is what I know:

Prince is writing a book called "Like A Pony Would" and it's going to be family-friendly. It will have an accompanying CD of instrumentals inspired by horses, and he will promote his book/CD heavily on television, including a two-hour special on Animal Planet which will have concert footage.

Also, I just found this out: The "egg" at Paisley Park? It's a multi-tiered stable. It's full of miniature albino ponies that he's had shipped from France, where there is a special breeder who produces the kind of ponies he's in love with.

He's kept this secret because he wants to promote the project right in order to do justice to the animals. From what I understand, this whole new equestrian side of Prince is what drove Mani away and what has kept Prince distracted from honoring his obligations to Universal, but he doesn't care. You know how Prince is when he's obsessed with something. He's demolished his love life and his career but he thinks this new direction will redefine him to his fans and the general public alike.

So anyway. Believe this information or don't, but one coded clue to the wise: MUBLA DN2 S'ECNIRP FO REVOC KCAB

Do what you will with this info. The truth will cum with the dawn. Don't u want 2 cum 2?

Believe it or not the story is true. As a matter of fact I was invited to Paisley Park to visit with Prince. I produced a documentary that appeared on BBC America about abuse suffered my many horses at the hands of black market traders. Anyway, Prince wanted to meet me to talk about the documentary. Much to my surprise, he led me to his stables and said he wanted to present me with my very own miniture albino pony. As soon as he started to hand me the reigns I immediately recoiled and turned away. He tried to assure me the animal was harmless, but I refused to acknowledge the animal. Well, Prince was pissed and asked me if this is how I normally show my appreciation for someones generousity. He actually seemed like he was going to cry. Everyone was speechless. He then demanded that I answer him, to which I said: "I'm sorry, but don't you know you can never look a gift horse in the mouth?"


INSERT GROIN HERE_____

DanceWme said:

all i can say is that if it's not true then it can only be false. or can it be both at the same time, yet neither?

it's a lot to think about, but that's the POINT.

(POINT has 5 letters...what else has five letters?)

This is going to sound insane, but it comes from the highest source imaginable (and yes, it's probably who you think it is) and I am in a fortunate situation in which there are no restrictions keeping me from sharing the information I have just learned.

Basically, Prince has been quiet the past two years not because of the divorce or because of Universal, but for a more secret reason. He has been researching horses for a book he is writing (FINALLY!!!), full of essays and poetry about his passion for miniature albino ponies which began not long after the Musicology tour ended.

This is what I know:

Prince is writing a book called "Like A Pony Would" and it's going to be family-friendly. It will have an accompanying CD of instrumentals inspired by horses, and he will promote his book/CD heavily on television, including a two-hour special on Animal Planet which will have concert footage.

Also, I just found this out: The "egg" at Paisley Park? It's a multi-tiered stable. It's full of miniature albino ponies that he's had shipped from France, where there is a special breeder who produces the kind of ponies he's in love with.

He's kept this secret because he wants to promote the project right in order to do justice to the animals. From what I understand, this whole new equestrian side of Prince is what drove Mani away and what has kept Prince distracted from honoring his obligations to Universal, but he doesn't care. You know how Prince is when he's obsessed with something. He's demolished his love life and his career but he thinks this new direction will redefine him to his fans and the general public alike.

So anyway. Believe this information or don't, but one coded clue to the wise: MUBLA DN2 S'ECNIRP FO REVOC KCAB

Do what you will with this info. The truth will cum with the dawn. Don't u want 2 cum 2?

FunkMistress said:

just as i thought--prince is gonna make all of us breakfast on the next tour!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

close. very close.

all i can say safely is

STOCK UP ON OATS.

The ring of truth
Does not fit your hand
That’s why I went solo
And dropped the band

When vindication hits
Watch your head
Time 4 new direction
The Revolution is NOT dead

Strange that 'Horny Pony' was pulled from the D&P album at the last minute and replaced with 'Gett Off'...

I think I've found an outtake from the Tamar sessions!

Turn your speakers up!!!

http://tinyurl.com/6cj3f